sex and spirituality

to be a "christian" is to be afraid of human sexuality
two extremes...denial or pervert
yet it should be celebrated
(a religion that hides your sexuality will also hide your spirituality)
dynamics :

1-run to religion
2-the law covers you
3-death is the law
4-evil grows
5-self righteousness to over compensate
6-crucify others...our nature is to make others pay for our darkness 
7-institutionalize

sexuality...generosity...spirituality...all the same
what we do with our pocket book...is what we do with our sexuality...different manifestation of the same thing
how to be a sexual being :

1-we find god
2-we celebrate what he has given us
3-light enters
4-we confess in humility...our entire lives are brought into the light
5-we begin the journey of becoming whole

...live love

freedom...

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FUCK...what a pope says...when he forgets his keys to his pope mobile .

seeing life real aug. 18 2012

something is said...but have we heard what was actually conveyed out of the mouth??? 1) hurt...2) education...3) experience...and...4) relationship...all work together to alter the words spoken and  change them into something new and different...indeed...it takes a pure heart...one saturated with...1) forgiveness...2) understanding...3) humility...4) confession...and  5) hard work...to bring a human being in line with what is actually going on around him...to be able to see what is real ...REMEMBER...it is not so much what happens...but how we perceive what happens that matters...and the truth of any situation can only be seen through the eyes of love . 

meet the dicks part 4

jane : honey , i want to be a movie critic

rodney : every good movie critic i am aware of has one thing in common
              ...they can give a good blow job

rodney : let's put on "police academy 4" and test your skills...

rodney : let's give this movie one penis and two nipples up

the universe...or not

do you really think that the universe is as big as it is ??? don't think so...i mean...fuck...nothing could ever be that big...my suspicion is not that god is attempting to fool us...oh , contrar , my dear friends...my suspicion is that he figured (?) we were not gullible enough to fall for such crap...that we would , by process of elimination , discern that there is something far greater going on that what we can measure by miles , light years...or any other such primitive methods...we were supposed to look up into the splendor of the night sky...and see ourselves...the possibility of love...and encounter the humility of being well assured...that , ultimately...we know sweet fuck all...oh , well , god...better luck next time .    

an ode to lies

they talk of ridding this planet of lies
thing is
our economy
our romantic relationships
our social networks 
everything
just about
is built upon lies
and if you get rid of them
there might be
sweet fuck all left

and then there is the bad part  

the cut of your jib

good things through bad means

pursuing wealth as an idol :

1-neglect family
2-not living in present
3-loving things
4-self neglect...emotional and spiritual development
5-learn how to lie

nothing good will happen by bad means...though it may appear so for a while
false belief systems :

1-it will all be fine...no consequences
2-people are basically good
3-bury the things that are really important...focus on what does not really matter : cultural values...(within reason) / appearance / smoking , etc...creates a smoke screen

"you can call a can of dog food a carrot...it doesn't change a thing"
only love births love
in the end...that is all that is left

god created sex

god
created
sex
so
we
could
become
better
liars

amen

the goose's wedding aug. 21 2012

...wedding day...time for one goose to toast his friend...he says..."well , he could have done a lot worse". 

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ELEPHANT TRUNK...the thing between huey lewis's legs .

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DIL-DO...the thing between your shoulders .

too busy for t.v.

i was talking to this sales man the other day
(he was trying to sell me crap for my dick)
and i asked him if he had watched "spinal tap"
(you know...just about the funniest movie ever made)
anyway , mr. hot shot sales guy informs me that he is too busy
to bother to waste his time on such "trivial garbage"

...all well and good
but the very next day i read in the paper
that what "mr. time is of the essence"
is really up to is hunting down old ladies
chopping them into little pieces and selling them
as moose salad in a low fat pita bread rap

so the next time you feel guilty about watching t.v
...don't   

fear (not)

because we are afraid of something...we think it is bad...maybe it is...maybe it is not...with fear ruling our lives...we can never tell

dynamics :


1-we learn...fear is a splendid teacher 
2-we glorify our knowledge
3-we defend it violently
4-truth is replaced by : cynicism / disdain / judgment...(these things simulate wisdom...yet contain very little if any)
5-we become less

fear love :

1-god places someone in your life
2-they are not extension of you...they are real
3-you do not want to hurt them
4-there is a fear in this respect
5-the dance...the struggle to love

ironic...real fear casts out fake fear
live love

throwing soap

the answering machine

this fellow i know...he is the only person that i am aware of...who will turn off his answering machine...then bitch and complain because you did not leave a message...the question is...is it really about the answering machine ??? you know what i mean...some peoples answering machine is repressed homosexual tendencies...some peoples answering machine is that their mother didn't love them enough...and others...their answering machine is a real fucking answering machine...and...as for this fellow...my guess is that his answering machine is alien abduction complete with anal probing...yup...have a nice day .    

who we are

we look back at our lives and say to ourselves..."that was me???"...or we look back at our lives and say..."THAT WAS ME!!!" i had this pentecostal idiot tell me once that when we die...we go the heaven and the entirety of our lives is erased...like it never existed...well , that's one way of getting out of it...but  the truth is somewhat different...the truth is...who we are...is largely built upon what we do...and to feel utterly free and alive in this world...we have to be completely chained to a divine plan for our lives...that is to say...every time you fuck someone around...unless you have the humility and awareness to deal with it in a proper fashion...GOD ALL MIGHTY HIMSELF...WILL TATTOO IT TO YOUR ASS .   

opinion

...before you give someone your opinion...remember , they were very happy with their own...long before you got there .

equality

if you fucked someone around...if you robbed them even of the slightest bit of their dignity...remember this...they are not looking for equality...they are not looking for a partnership...oh , they may say they are...probably even believe it on some level...but what they really want is to hurt you...revenge...to get back...to fuck you around...sure i want equal rights for all...black  , white , gay , straight...everyone...but my point is this...it will only happen through divine intervention...if you think we can pull that one off without AN ETERNAL  LOVE...you , my dear friend...are just shitting yourself . 

undisciplined dog

people evaluating you...

when someone says that they like you...it probably means that you are giving them what they want at a particular moment in history...and...conversely...when someone says that they do not like you...it probably means that whatever they desire from you...they are not getting...do not be deceived...nine out of 10 times...the opinion that another has concerning  you...has nothing to do with how puny or how righteous you are as a human being...(look at jesus , for fuck sake)...anyway...here is my point...search your own heart...because when someone else searches it to give you an assessment of your character...more often than not...it will have sweet fuck all to do with you .

father goose and male monopause aug. 18 20012

one goose says to his 10 year old son..."son...there is something we got to talk about...male menopause" .

the poor

the happiest people in the world are poor people...(not poverty stricken...but those who "just get by and maybe a bit more")...and the most unhappy are poor people...that is , the ones who live right next door to the wealthy...you know...living in a position where greed and envy can take root...the formula is simply...materialism divides us from each other...(replacing people with things)...but jealousy eats away and murders the human spirit...we are made simply to love each other...all else  , at best , retards  the human condition . 

sex...(with a slient "p")

the people who believe that sex is just for the married...are placed on this planet for the exact same reason of the people who want to turn their own personal existence's into a fuck farm...to confuse the ordinary average citizen...i mean...isn't it obvious ??? an act of love and intimacy...is meant for the loving and intimate...it ain't that complicated . 

play with your nuts...

play with your nuts...not people's hearts .

why we abandon each other

why people abandon each other :

1-better deal
2-laziness
3-pride...cannot see the other as a real human being 

so people leave what god has given them
opposed to good reasons :

1-it is time
2-abuse
3-death

your strength is not supposed to be a good reason to fuck up your life
(it often is what empowers us  to do whatever we desire)
question...how do we stay in relationships when we don't need to???

1-prayer
2-humility
3-integrity
4-being accountable
5-being accountable

" the same person who abandons you when you are down and out...is the same person who demands your friendship when your life is shining "

the train

my friend took his wife
on a train trip every year for their anniversary
thing is
he did not like trains
thought they sucked actually 
long story short
we would spend a few weeks
and thousands of dollars
on brain washing
sleep and nutrition deprivation
and
chineese reprogramming  shit
so she would be utterly convinced
that i was him

as for the trip
it was a barrel of laughs   

blinded by the light aug. 11 2012

some can stand a little bit of light...some a lot...some...no light at all...but make no mistake...if your love...charity...generosity...is more than their subconscious minds have decided they can hold...they will consciously conclude that you are doing something wrong...that is to say...most humans will not for a minute consider that it is the way they have been programed that compels them to be uncomfortable in a particular relationship...no...it is you , my friend , that makes their mind spin into a neurotic frenzy ...so the next time your kindness is met with contempt...do not take it personally...odds are...they are simply being repelled by one or more of the qualities of love...and are running back into the darkness.     

emotional behavior

made to be spiritual...materialism is a cheap substitute...therefore...the more people have...generally speaking...the less happy they will be :

dynamics :


1-born to love
2-difficult
3-fail
4-justify by doing the same thing again and again..."a dog always goes back to its vomit"
5-project...blame
6-become self righteous...the more we are wrong the more self righteous
7-downward spiral

a person going nowhere...will surely get there
if you don't take responsibility for who you are then someone else will
your destination is a collection of decisions :

1-life is a choice
2-choose love
3-love is a verb
4-fearless
5-reap what you sew

every decision made in love is blessed

the greater the idea...

the greater the idea...the more dangerous it is without love .

the brass cat

so my friend takes me out shopping
and buys me a statue 
of a brass cat
(you know
as a present)

next day
he calls me up and says
"i know what you can get me
to pay me back for the cat"

mother fucker 

meet the dicks part 3

jane : "honey , are we going to church tomorrow ???"

rodney : "i would love too but i got to have my testicles cropped ."

jane : "but it's my mothers funeral ."

rodney : " we can still make it in time for the fried southern chicken ."

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PISS : a great name for a river if your country isn't into tourism .

maturity

there are two modes of existence...being real and being religious...there are a million ways to be religious...and one to be real...the irony is that in becoming a loving human...there will be greater signs of weakness and vulnerability...this has to be the case...for as we are exposed for who we are...we will indeed be exposed for who we are...the rituals and patterns of behavior are all gone...(or on their way out the door)...that is to say...the only way we can make the journey into gods arms...is to be naked...fully and completely .

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CONVENIENCE...the real reason why we fuck each other around .

meet the dicks...part 2

rodney : " honey , where's my condom???"

jane : "it's in the dryer , dear ."

rodney : "thank's sweety...you're super-o." 

the crucifiction

if you treat someone badly...they can leave the relationship any time they want...any way they want...simple...they feel more than a little bit justified...but how about if you love them??? and by that i mean really love them...fully /completely??? you are fucked , puppy act...thing is...some how...some way...they will have to justify themselves...and the more that you loved them...the more harsh the justification...i  mean...nobody wants to be that particular individual...you know...the one who truly rejects and abandons love...and this is where jesus comes in...his love was perfect...his punishment...immense...HOWEVER , on the other hand...when love does actually complete its goal...when two people , in whatever capacity...allow gods spirit to bond them together...the rewards are eternal...live luv .

throw sideways

one goose says to the other : "any asshole can throw up...but it takes a real hero to throw sideways."

reincarnation

reincarnation , generally speaking...cannot be true...the reason...simple...it is preposterous to believe that our souls...or whatever...have been gathering information from across the universe for an eternity...and still know sweet fuck all...i mean...however stupid or arrogant the human species is...it is fairly common knowledge  that we have some capacity to grow and take information in...that is to say...we are not worms...reincarnation , by its very nature...implies that we have the learning capacity of worms . 

assessment of gay marriage

here is my assessment of gay marriage...this is mine...i will copy write it as soon as it is published...try to infringe upon this copy write , my team of pit bull lawyers will rip you to pieces...ASSESSMENT OF GAY MARRIAGE BY STU STRANG : here it is...(by stu strang) : GAY MARRIAGE...IS MARRIAGE BETWEEN TWO PEOPLE OF THE SAME SEX !!! (C) 2012 by stu strang  

this guy goes to heaven and confronts god :

"i thought being in heaven meant you were allowed to fuck people around...and they couldn't fuck you back???"

meet the dick's

jane : "honey , what is fellatio ???"

rodney : "it is a small town outside new york , dear ."

rodney :" i got a blow job there once ."

god revisited...the ass-hole dynamic

there is definitely a god...he definitely controls the universe...and probably billions of others...and there is definitely a current in which we choose to travel in or avoid...(after all i have seen...these questions appears to be rather ridiculous)...but yet one question remains...why is this omnipotent , eternal being...so concerned with creating complete and utter ass-holes ??? i mean...in theory it should be just as easy to create good people as it is narcissistic people...not going anywhere with this...just something to expand your theology with ...have a nice day .   

if i were gay

if i were gay
i wouldn't tell anyone
you know , besides my partner
and i wouldn't even tell him actually
but i'm sure he would
figure it out

the reason
simple 
everyone would expect me to sell my
neil young albums and buy some abba
fuck that , right ???

the truth is
i don't even tell people that
i'm a willy nelson fan
i just can't drink that much
and dope makes me cough

the truth is

the less people know of you
the happier you will be 

god and the cheeseburger

be not decieved...it is all about power

do you want to have power in church??? screw all of the elders wives...you will have both their affection and support...they will then back your agenda no matter how ridiculous...and as for their husbands...out of fear and a basic lack of integrity...they will make up some silly excuse why the new direction is "god's" will...it is all very simple actually...the point is...just about everyone wants to do the right thing...until it gets in the way of something they desire . 

gods judgement

there is no such thing as gods judgment...instead....what we have is a species that was born to be lovers...running away from that mandate as fast as our fucking feet can travel...and here are the results :

1-deceit...nobody wants to admit anything even similar to this...furthermore , the nature of religion is deceit...developing a cloak of "righteousness" around ones self...(complete with rules and laws and such)...to hide ones true identity 
2-self destructive behavior...the nature of declining to love...is to place oneself into situations where one gets caught
3-arrogance...an interpretation of jesus as being a capitalist is about as good as any example you can get...{feeding the poor was quite close to his first priority) 

there is a new dynamic happening in the universe....one that will allow shit to happen in record time...more on that later .

the common one

we all have this in common...we want to buy a new hat...place it on our heads...and have others tell us what a nice hat it is...loving people...hate filled people...everyone...we all have this in common...but what does it mean??? only if we could give to others what we desperately need ourselves...if only people were people...instead of metaphors for what is missing inside us...if only love could rise from the ashes of despair and selfishness...then the way would not have to be found...it would find us .

gay marriage

sky dying part 2

...so i write down the sky dying thing...walk to the store to get myself some chicken...and pass some guy on the street talking on the phone to...whoever...about...you guessed it...sky diving...strange , right...even stranger...this type of dynamic has happened to me three times this week alone...get this...saturday...july 30...watching this particular show...i feel inspired concerning this years christmas season...full of holiday thoughts...i walk outside...and there to my right are three two to three feet tall christmas figure-ens...you know , santa and shit like that...so what can one conclude ??? how about this...there is order in the universe...but only dogs , birds and idiots...are out of touch enough with fuck-up land...earth...to find themselves smack dab in the midst or the alternative reality...there is a whole lot going on all around you , puppy-cats...thing is...99.9% of it...is not what you see .  

sky dying

when i get old
the way i am going to "take care" of myself
is to go sky diving
but
instead of pulling the rip cord
i will cut it off
(just to confuse the investigation)

and when i go to heaven
i will say to god
"fuck , god
i thought the sign said
sky dying"
god will itch his head
realize that i was just being
a good customer
and let me through the perly gates
into heaven

a story i left out of my book..."bastard windows"

there i was in italy...this little tourist restaurant on the riviera...AND THE FUCKERS SERVE ME A T.V. DINNER...and not only that...IT WAS STILL IN THE SAME FUCKING PLASTIC PLATE IT WAS MICROWAVED IN...and do you know why ??? simple!!! being a tourist joint...they only needed to worry about getting your money once...so why did they rip me off??? same reason the dog licked his balls...because he can !!!  point : opportunity for being a shit head...is the gateway for being a shit head .

cold hard truth to live by

i wish someone had told me that people , essentially...are in your life to get what they want...and the moment that this does not happen anymore...they simply fall away...i would not have changed a thing in all likely hood...however...that knowledge would have cushioned the fall...what really bothers me about the human conditioned...is not the proliferation of ass holes...that is just the way it is...but how hard they attempt to convince you that they are not...potentially leaving you in a very vulnerable position .

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