like...

life...it's a thing thing .

anti-social...

the fly that doesn't eat shit...is considered anti-social by the other flies .

no matter how hard life pulls on your bag...do not forget to eat your veggies .

maybe you want to...i don't know...

...the best was to make your kid gay...is to become a minister .

spider man...

...if spider man couldn't do his spider thing...( you know the one )...do you think he would have ended up an alcoholic ???

muskrat love...

the closer you get to becoming someone's muskrat... the closer you get to having your tail stepped on .

godzilla...

...godzilla may not be the best role model...but he sure is consistent .

most common types of love...

most common types of love...little and none .

love is what happens...

love is what happens when real is allowed to grow .

bigfoot's dick...

if you think bigfoot has a bigfoot...you should see his dick .

big foot...

...then it dawned on me...bigfoot documentaries were , generally speaking...not about the existence nor the non-existence of the creature...what they were about was  people making money...

...does it exist ??? very few give a fuck .

little things...

your path is a billion little decisions...born within and grow into your private universe .

destination...

your desalination is already within you...just remember...piss will not make it grow .

pissing people off...

most of the habits we develop to impress people...usually end up just pissing them off .

becoming real...

every idea has a foundation...made of truth .

desperate need...

love is in desperate need of glue .

the spiritually dead...

the spiritually dead...find themselves more and more lost...as their violent takeover of love . joy and peace... crumbles like hard shit  .

...blabbing shit...

...just because you know something...doesn't mean you have to blab it .

brilliant and stupid...

remember...when you do it...it is brilliant...and when someone else does it...it is as stupid as shit .

eternity is...

eternity is no more than a jerk of your penis .

...the more you learn...

...the more you learn...the more life scares the shit out of you .

art of control...

go for control or let god have control...whatever you do...don't just sit on your ass and think that it is just going to happen .

this should be easy...

karma is chess...not checkers .

controling love...

controlling love...is like strangling a cat .

pocket pussy / pen holder

don't confuse a pocket pussy with a pen holder .

never buy truth...

never buy truth by the testicle sack .

house on fire...

when you shout LOVE from the top of a roof...make sure the house isn't on fire .

...getting rich...

you don't usually get rich...without paying a shit load for it .

...civilised...

some people are not made to be civilised .

i have never met a masturbator...

i have never met a masturbator...who didn't jerk off .

...narcissist...

...if you are going to be a narcissist...be good at it .

...faking spirituality...

dying for another...really puts shit in perspective .

sleeping with people...

there comes a time in life...when you wake up and become aware that you either slept with too many people...or not enough .

redemption...

redemption works extremely well...in the proper universe .

walking man...

never walk away from someone who owns your feet .

...the crab of reality...

the CRAB OF REALITY...stays close to the shore on THE BEACH OF LIFE .

truth is a dick...

truth is a penis seldom sucked by reasonable people .

sex and love...

does it scare you that people respond more powerfully to sex than they do to love ???

televangelists...

there is no difference between a televangelist...and a telephone - solicitor .

power trip...

if you want to power trip something...power trip your goldfish .

ground rules...

letting your dog screw your leg...is not laying down good ground rules .

tool for tools...

self righteous judgement...another handy tool for tools .

love will keep us together...

love will keep us together...or break us apart...depends upon who you are becoming .

little things...

reality begins to unfold as motivations of the heart are glued together .

the fruit tree

sometimes bananas taste like chocolate...sometimes you are chocolate...

make it real...

real gives non-real...ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION .

...hurt nobody...

best way to hurt nobody...is to do nothing .

real is eternity...

 REAL has its own plans...and it isn't concerned about yours .

island of lost souls...

if the island of lost souls turns out to be an isthmus...will it make any difference ???

fucking around...

the more you fuck someone around...the more you think you cannot trust them .

make it real...

all the king's horses and all the king's men...could not lead him into a place of self acceptance .

the universe...funny...

the universe is as funny as it wants to be .

...the distance...

if you suck on a lie hard enough...truth will eventually drop to the floor .

love's fault...

just remember...it is not love's fault .

the irony of truth...

the irony of truth is that it hides in the dark .

love and time...

love is best...effortless .

real sits on the sidelines...

real sits on the side lines...watching all else fade away .

our real home...

we slowly gravitate toward our authentic homes .

love is a rose...

love is a rose...that can cut you up into two equal pieces .

...the low road...

there is nothing wrong with taking the ''low road''...as long as you don't mind sucking off an ant .

professor stupid...

we are all professors in the GAME OF LOVE...they call me...PROFESSOR STUPID .

loch ness monster...

it doesn't matter if we believe in the loch ness monster...what matters is that he believes in himself .

flarmology

reality bends us in new directions .

disappear...

throw money at something spiritual...and watch it disappear .

little is a lot...

in a twist of irony...how little most give a fuck...is a lot .

fear and behaviour...

most good behaviour seems to be a product of fear...this , of course...is impossible .

sometimes......

sometimes your way to another universe...is just a turd in a puddle with a paper flag on top of it .

my dog...all three of them...

my dog always listened to me...and never told a fucking soul .

take life...

take life all at once...one day at a time .

every person...

every particular person has their own particular way of copulating with their confusion .

take a chance...

so much of our fucked - up ness...comes out of a burning lust never to be taken ...we have to take chances .

expiry date...

never try to outlive your expiry date .

fart-ology

if you are just a fart in history...make it one with a capital '' f '' .

the brain...

if you are going to use your brain...first disconnect it from the ass hole part of your neck .

...that pudding...

...what was in that pudding , anyway ???

dying...

you are either dying for love...or living for shit .

...control love .

...control love and see what happens .

reasons for theft...

one last time...the reason why i stole the coat was because it was nice !!!

here comes god...

in his love , mercy and compassion...here comes god...swinging a big stick .

repeats of your life...

the question of the day...do they show repeats of your life on a distant planet ???

...pudding blues...

...pudding...just because...

bull shit

dig through bull shit you want...you will never reach truth .

life on the moon...

life on the moon is what you make it...plus , very moon like .

bad people...

we have mistaken people who just want their way for bad people...they are not the same .

getting somewhere...

how do you get somewhere ???  simple...just make every place in the universe your destination...you will get there .

love is...

love is a soft row down a placid like...with crocodiles .

the new education...

an education of learning not to lie and spread bull shit...is not much of an education at all .

obtaining peace...

the best way to obtain peace...is to drive around the far side of pluto and blow the shit right out of your space craft .

...stupid...

in a simple twist of irony...''stupid'' makes reality so much easier to guide us along the way .

blessed are...

...blessed are the pure...as the rich blow most of their money on useless shit .

billion shades of love...

there are one billion shades of love...and one billion and one is in the stands taking notes .

...dying for another...

if you love someone so much that you would die for them...you will find yourself in both a beautiful and dangerous situation .

...meaningful discussion...

meaningful discussion...is not the first one to the juggler vein .

stu's cat views...

if you get more ''views'' than a cat video...then...maybe you are a cat .

...cherish...

love cherishes your heart...not your bowling score .

sex done correctly...

...sex...if done correctly...will reveal the human condition .

love is...

love is holiness...with a side order of french fries .

primate blues...

primates that masturbate are 56 million times more likely to pour you a glass of orange juice than rip off your arm .

the bad bad guys...

it isn't the ''bad guys'' that cause the world to fall apart...it is the ''bad guys''...disguised as ''good guys'' that really fuck things up .

man...the pretender...

we pretend we are offended by the things we desire the most .

tired of bull shit ???

tired of bull shit romance ??? get a dog !!!