belief and reality...

if you have a belief that expels reality...then do not expect reality to not be expelled .

being heterosexual...the non-hetero way .

you don't have to be emotionally strong...heterosexual...or living in complete denial to pull off a boy / girl type romantic relationship...

...but you gotta be one of these three .

...accusations...

i have never been accused of my bad qualities...i have been too busy being accused of my good ones .

another donut...

...i don't need another donut...and i certainly don't need another hole .

truth is liquid...

...truth is liquid .

having a shit...

no , i really do have to shit...look...see ??? told ya !!!

...earth sandwich...

each of us bite upon the rim of the earth in our own particular way .

...earth sandwich , i call it .

...if you run away from it...

...if you run away from it...you will probably run into it .

...life and easy...

if life comes too easy...it is probably a trap .

...the fruit of love...

if the branches are too high...then grow longer legs .

...smile...

SMILE...you are on the dark side of the moon .

gifts from god...

my experience with religion is to fill me up with crap...BUT...god has given me a MIGHTY toilet bowl .

gremlins...sept . / dec. 2016

the problem is not gremlins up your ass...the problem is when you think that they are your friend .

understanding...

we all need understanding...understanding and a good dinosaur repellent .

merry christmas

me poop looks like eggnog...MERRY CHRISTMAS .

patching your boat...

unforgiveness is like patching your boat with fire and gasoline .

maybe your soul...

maybe your soul teeters and sways at the end of the universe...and is somehow projected into this moment in time and space .

inviting mercy...

inviting mercy in...does not count if you kick it out the back door .

imitations...

a monument to love may look like love...but performs like cold , hard concrete .

maybe love...

maybe Love teeters and sways...at the edge of the universe .

love fits...

maybe love fits perfectly in cracks and holes .

commitment...

commit yourself to LOVE...not the nut house .

were wolves...

were wolves have lots of interesting shit to say...but do you really want to hang out with them long enough to listen to it ???

truth is...

truth...is more fun with a sex toy...tastes better with salt...and lasts eternally with rat poison .

secrets...

a secret can be as simple as chewing bubble gum with your ass...secrets simply never go to good places .

religion fucking you up...

...if religion is not fucking you up...then you are doing it wrong .

sasquatch are...

sasquatch are people , too .

walk on water...

if you waste your time walking on ice...you will never be able to prove that you can walk on water .

getting up...

do you get up when you go down ???

...my theory...

...my theory on how everything works...IT DON'T !!!

time and such...

time should be kept in a basket...along with rolls and banana cream pie .

shoes and sexual partners...

shoes and sexual partners...fit them perfectly .

Flarmology: deceit and such...

deceit bends the world in all shapes and sizes...all broken .

love runs...

love runs through fire...and swims to the shore .

truth in your mouth...

truth may fit in your mouth...but can you swallow ???

deceit and such...

...deceit bends love into various shapes and pieces...all broken .

ode to a hypocrite...

maybe the universe is a fish...and god is scaling it right now .

nurturing...

don't listen to anyone...chewing on someones brains and throwing them into traffic...is not being nurturing .

reality and time...

time is what reality wipes its ass with .

time in itself...

time means nothing in itself...it is there simply to push other things along .

...the universe...

...maybe the universe is god's erection...and the ejaculation is the end as we know it .

and , of course...all dogs...

come the end...all that will remain is love...and the top 10 % of house cats .

reality , what a concept...

...more than anything else...it is your reality that separates you from reality .

being a whore...

if you are to be a whore...be one with kindness and integrity .

...all are trolls...

we are all trolls under a bridge , fiddling with our nuts....nut fiddling , bridge dwelling trolls we are .

human love...

how much is the weight of human love ??? well , let us rip it out of a body and find out .

fields of eternity...

...the odds of god playing ping-pong for our souls in the fields of eternity as we speak...are very low .

bullshit and deceit...

the bullshit will weigh the exact same amount as the deceit .

ping - pong and the universe...

once truth has spilled its seamen...the universe can go back to playing its extended game of ping - pong .

hypocrite and monster...

if your name is FUCK - EYES...do not confuse it with SAINT FUCK - EYES .

...do it in humility...

next travel...do it in humility .

letting go...

we possess nothing...and it is still hard to let go of it .

life...snd shit...

...life...get the shit out of the way...and have some fun !!!

...recycled love...

recycled love still works...if it is love .

how to '' build'' a friendship...

find out what your friend likes to do...then don't do it .

...if your life is an obligation...

...if your life is an obligation...then obligate yourself in a different direction .

...rice pudding...

...so you believe that your rice pudding is a homosexual .

what is a thief ???

what is a thief  ??? a liar that learned how to plug
 his own ass with moon rocks .

truth happens...

truth happens in the midst of love .

...false accusations...

false accusations...creating something hideous from nothing at all .

smile...god loves you...

it was not enough that i gave you my testicles...i had to smile and say thank you as well .

...christmas treaty...

...every christmas we had the CHRISTMAS FAMILY TREATY .

...sex...

sex...just too sticky for me .

bee careful...

a friend of mine came zipping around the corner in her automobile...i said...'' if you don't stop driving like that...someone is going to die ''...

...a couple hours later...she was pronounced dead as a result of a car accident .

love grows...

love grows mainly in decay...but , strangely enough...lies about it .

loving truth...

...the more i loved truth...the drunker truth became .

potato salad...

beware of the potato salad...that bites your balls right off your dining table .

nude and judging...

have you ever taken a picture of someone nude...only to look into the lens and see them judging you ???

strange . eh ???

...imaginary tails...

...maybe god should change our imaginary tails into real ones...so we can see ourselves chase it .

...erections...

the best erections happen...when people shut the fuck up .

...sweet fuck all...

we now know that people's needs cut through reality with virtually sweet fuck all resistance .

'' go fuck yourself ''...

...people will try to scare you into behaviour...if they cannot give you a good reason...tell them to go fuck themselves .

...the belly of a whale...

once you slice open the belly of a whale...god only knows what truth comes pouring out .

the greatest secrets...

the greatest secrets are hidden in what is vulnerable and transparent .

...for every good men...

remember , ladies...for every good men...there are 10 , 000 good dogs .

...fuck off...

when you say...FUCK OFF...do not forget to point in a general direction .

weight...

the less you carry...the easier it is to reach your destination .

if...masturbation kills you...

if masturbation kills you...go see a doctor...until then...don't worry about it .

truth as last option...

if truth is your last option...then start drinking heavy .

sweet fuck all...

remember...next time someone appears at your door to give you religion...they , in reality...are not there to GIVE you sweet fuck all .

p . p . p .

...then came THE POCKET PUSSY POLICE .

making love...

...if the mind does not line up with the heart and soul...is it really MAKING LOVE ???

forgetting you...

...it is not that people will forget you...it is how fast they will forget you that is really fucked up .

people are the same...

people are basically the same...give or take a turd or two .

...fuck off...

...fuck off...the new...'' i love you '' .

...people...

people...smart enough to build a bomb...not smart enough to realise you shouldn't .

an ode to a terrier...

between a small brown biscuit and 100 kisses on the fur...you will discover that you love me very much .

heart soup...

most people get two or three meals out of a heart...then turn it into a soup .

truth will cut open...

truth will cut open your knuckles .

the human race...

the human race...just one step behind the rats .

bee kind...

what does the '' hard left'' and the ''hard right'' have in common ??? they possess not an ounce of love...and are fucking proud of it .

bee kind...and a baseball bat over the head is not kind .

...hand-job...

if your hand-job hurts more than your fist...then you got yourself a real problem .

...holy baseball bat...

just because jesus never carried a baseball bat...does not mean you shouldn't .

there are no limits to human behaviour...

people's behaviour will expand like heated popcorn...so do not be afraid to drown them in butter .

...like monkeys...

...life is good...life is bad...like monkeys .

...every penis...

every penis comes with an accompanying mouth...and every action comes with an excuse .

love never fails...

...love never fails among the dead...

shit eater...

...do you know who hates the name SHIT-EATER ??? someone who eats shit...and , oh yes...everyone else .

...connection...

...connection is the fruit of humility .

...does anyone get hurt ???

is it wrong ??? ask yourself...'' does anyone get hurt ??? ''

digging...

...if you think you are completely sane...you didn't dig very far .

part sex...

...there is part sex in most everything you do .

...your bulldog...

your bulldog bit me on my chocolate milk container...which means , of course...there is no fucking order to the universe .

...emotions and such...

...remember...the real reason why god gave you emotions...is to pretend that they do not exist .

if reality is not built upon reality...then hold your bird and walk away .

...level of connection...

...your level of connection...is your level of humility .

reality...

if reality is not built upon reality...then hold your bird and walk away .

clear , blue sky...

vampires to the left...werewolves to the right...i stop and look at the clear blue sky .

love is...

love is not a river in egypt .

...every road...

...every road comes complete with its own particular set of demons and angels .

pocket pussy...

...a glow in the dark pocket pussy...is a bright idea .

...do you believe it is wrong...

...do you believe it is wrong...because you enjoy it ???

swing , little monkey...

swing , little monkey , swing...the branches on the tree of life ate breaking .

skate away...

if i say it...it will hurt you...so i will turn it into ice and skate across the lake instead .

how deep is your love ???

do you apply the depths of your love...to those who have nothing to give in return ???

under a barrel...

do not hide your love , your light...or your pocket pussy under a barrel .

let your ass...

...let your ass talk more than your mouth .

fucked up nose...

...never attempt to keep what god desires to take away...your broken nose might become your prettiest feature .

being a good bullshit artist...

being a good bullshit artist...the new honesty .

...a martyr...

...if you chop the head off of someone's prize goat...and they fuck you up for it...that does not make you a martyr .

the panther and the ungulate...

THANK YOU , JESUS...says the panther...as he devours the ungulate .

bi-sexual...

...you would make a great bi-sexual...i you could just learn to count to two .

...great lover...

if you want to be a great lover...first...hire yourself an elf to blame all your shit on .

love is...

...love is a hand job with three hands and a foot...

drawn to love...

love attacks...THE LOVERS...and THE INSANE .

love never fails...

love never fails...so go to the moon and get me some .

love and bullshit...

love wins in quality...bullshit...in quantity .

...bullshit...

...before you invest your entire life into something...make sure it is not complete bullshit .

...mr . stupid...

...sometimes the road to healing involves visitations from your dear friend , MR . STUPID .

...the darker the hole...

...the darker the hole...the more shit you find in there .

a true sexologist...

a true sexologist can teach his sperm to do the back stroke .

knowing yourself...

...you know yourself...because he is the one person you don't recognise in the mirror .

the grand wizard...

if you ever get your own country...try out your potential leader with a cat , before he actually gets the position of grand wizard...( of whatever ) .

the aliens landed...

the aliens landed...each one with a bumper sticker spelling out the name of a completely new sexual preference .

reach up...

if you feel someone is better than you...reach up...do not pull them down .

the third testicle...

the third testicle...for real sex .

...google eyes...

...the truth never has google eyes .

...just a matter of time...

those who crucify themselves...will crucify all else along with them .

...that thing...

i had actually forgotten what the emotion JEALOUSY felt like...until you got THAT THING .

keep up with appearances...

'' keep up with appearances  ??? '' how about turtles first...and appearances if there is any left over ???  

behaviour...

it does not matter if a behaviour is good or bad...what matters is whether or not it scares someone .

never judge...

how do you put on 50 pounds of fat ??? judge an obese person for their weight .

god's big stick...

best prophesy in '' bible college ''...'' god is going to beat you with a big stick ''.

only love...

ONLY LOVE CAN BREAK A HEART...but a big stick is not going to do it any good .

tennis...balance...

then there are the tennis players who beat you once every decade and think they are better than you ...now , they really piss me off !!!

your poop...

take your poop more seriously...it is a metaphor for life .

nice guy...

tell me i am the nicest guy in the world...or i will beat the shit out of you !!!

nice guy...

tell me i am the nicest guy in the world...or i will beat the shit out of you !!!

run away...

everyone i know who runs away from pain...runs right into it .

...godzilla...

maybe godzilla's power...is just an overcompensation for repressed homosexuality .

just a joke to our mormon fans :

what did joe smith say when he got whornie ???

'' bring 'em young ''

how ???

how many times have i seen people empowered...just to see them use that power in the most strange and peculiar way ???

...shutting up...

''shutting the fuck up''...the world's lost art form .

...the greatest need...

the greatest need...is not the greatest love .

rolling in the mud...

...when you are rolling around in the mud...nobody can see that your hand is on your dick .

truth bends everything...

truth bends everything back into place .

religion is just a way...

religion is usually just a way to justify mental illness .

quotes from my left butt cheek...

it is not that i am not interested in you...it is just that i am a whole lot more interested in myself .

freedom , baby...

remember...when you give someone unequivocal freedom...that means they have the freedom to swing a baseball bar in your direction .

...all about holes...

don't confuse the hole in your heart with the hole in your ass .

...the greatest need...

...the greatest need...is not the greatest love .

wealth and poverty...

...wealth never delivers what they say...and poverty smells like shit .

betrayal...

...when you told your child the PARADE OF LIGHTS was called off...from that point on it had very little to do with lights and everything to do with betraying trust .

the tide and the universe...

there is no difference between the tide and the universe .

desire this...desire that...

when we desire something...it is fine and dandy...when someone else desires it...it is questionable at best .

...not even in top 20...

...when the aliens sift through the rubble formerly refereed to as PLANET EARTH...they better not fucking conclude that THE STONES...were the second best band of all time .

rare sexuality...

some sexuality changes like the tide and the wind...as the spirit develops....so does the human within .  

...the truth is a wave...

the truth is a wave that bounces any fucking where it wants .

speed up to slow down...

...maybe we can go so fast...that we slow down .

...sexual preference...

maybe there is a sexual preference for everyone on the planet .

...human need...

it has taken me all of my life to discover how deep and wide human need can really be .

...the wizard of ozz...

...if you watch THE WIZARD OF OZZ very closely...you will notice that TOTO...is fucked right out of his mind .

an authentic person...

an authentic person...will find themselves authentically in shit .

your god...

...make sure your god has a good sense of humour .

love springs...

...love springs from a well...so do trolls .

bible college...

in BIBLE COLLEGE...all behaviour is inappropriate .

...the nature of love...

...it is the nature of love to change shapes .

frog wars...

some day...the light green frogs...will wage war on the lighter green frogs .

reality and the sasquatch...

...reality and the sasquatch...both come out when the sun goes down .

suck it...

...suck the life out of life .

...one true religion...

i will prove to you that boodhaism is the one true religion...i don't remember a thing about my past life...told ya !!!

down in the valley...

once you would rather die than hurt someone...a special kind of joy trickles down the mountain and into the valley .

flarmology

...what you hate...

never fall in love with what you hate .

masturbating religions...

this mornon asked me to join his religion...i asked him if it were a masturbating or non-masturbating religion ???

ass holes...

no matter how circular an ass hole...it still does not make the world go round .

the use of anger...

anger is a garment...best used to wipe your ass .

before you start caring...

...before you start caring...remember the gargoyles !!!

masturbation forest...

i wrote a book entitled MASTURBATION FOREST...it jerked its way up the charts .

everything is eternal...

everything is eternal...where do you stay ???

the tree of love...

do not widdle THE TREE OF LOVE...but sit by the roots naked and wipe the branches across your dirty little bum . 

...bullshit and us...

...if your road to HEAVEN...is not littered with crap...bullshit...and half baked ideas...then be very concerned .

emotional existence...

with every day of emotional existence...we add another piece of clothing .

voting day...

50 % of the people i know spend 40 % of their time hiding their 60 % homosexuality...and it all shows up on voting day .

joy-ology...

...it will take another 100 , 000 years before people are convinced that JOY is not something you flush down the toilet .

...the nudest...

one looking for approval of who and what they are .

fire of love...

god did not give you the '' fire of love '' to burn your bird off .

reality...what a concept...

reality is found when you are looking somewhere else .

an ode to the creature of the black lagoon...

we kicked the shit out of it...then wondered why it didn't like us .

...fuck you...

FUCK YOU...understood by everyone .

robbing a sperm bank...

i wonder if a sperm bank has ever been robbed at gun point ???

truthology...

truth...when options are limited .

...about sex...

the thing i do not like about sex...is that there is always someone getting in the way .

dying love...

...to live love is a package deal...which also includes dying love .

truth and justice...

make sure truth screws justice...up the right hole .

delusional thinking...

to be human...is to think one thing...and think we are thinking something else .

away from self...

the further you get from yourself...the easier it is .

...hostility...

the deeper your love...in many cases...the more hostile the return .

crumble and die...

...maybe life is just a process of watching everything but love...crumble and die .

breathe under water...

breath under water...love the unlovely...guess which one is more difficult ???

80 years...

eighty years is probably just long enough for everything to surface .

...bullshit...

your bullshit makes you look bigger and act smaller .

abuse of love...

...the more love is abused...the more you want to throw up all  over the place .

love and piss...

love is not to be magically turned into piss .

...bullshit...

we spend our lives looking for something better...and it is almost always bullshit .

...i would rather die...

I WOULD RATHER DIE THAN YOU...sounds very similar to I WANT TO KILL YOU...

...choose your words carefully .

yehweh elmer lord god

it is god's home made glue...that keeps the universe together .

reality happens...

...reality happens when nobody is looking .

...good luck...

most decisions are made upon the appearance of things  that do not exist .

...enlightenment...

...the question is...will ENLIGHTENMENT give you an overwhelming desire to piss all over the human race ???

love is...

love is both the journey and the destination .

...go now...

...go where you are going...and bring me back an apple of undisclosed value...and let it drown in the quicksand of untruth and discontent .

quote of the day...

''a sasquatch is a large , harry man who got thrown out of the village by the catholic priest ''.

the sperm of peace...

the sperm of peace...is the one that swims in the wrong direction .

rat poison...

maybe we are all right now on the moon mining rat poison...and down here is just an illusion .

sucking and fucking...

sucking and fucking...god made us all unique .

penis motion...

it is not the penis...but the motion...and maybe the lotion...

the egg of love...

the egg of love...wedges its way through the ass-crack of discontent .

...if love ends...

if love ends...then it never began .

fucked up...

life is what fucks you up...as you are being fucked up .

...self hatred...

where does your self hatred come from ??? and how do you get it back there ???

people sleep...

people sleep at night...and in the day...even more .

...reincarnation...

what do you think is more likely ??? animals dying and then manifesting themselves as other animals ??? or information passed down in the d. n. a. that makes one carry some of the history of passed generations ???

crushing people...

...we beat people into powder...then wonder why they cannot perform .

if love crumbles...

if love crumbles...it will re-emerge some place else...stronger and better than before .

your soul...

your soul directs your universe .

in hell...

in hell...your rubber will freeze...and your penis will state its actual intentions .

believing shit...

most spend their lives believing that a turd will cover their shit .

pots and truth...

hot pots are easier to handle than truth...even with your ass .

self righteous prick...

being a self righteous prick...is not a unique form of love .

love is like playing...

love is like playing a round of golf with the universe .

love is...

love is not a bear trap...which is good news for your penis .

fuck off...

FUCK OFF means I LOVE YOU...with a cherry on top .

beauty and dangerous...

beauty and dangerous...often go together .

less fish...

life is like the bermuda triangle...but with less fish .

...everything real...

everything real will find its way home .

get naked...

before you get naked...remember...you will not be wearing any clothes  and very little bull shit .

truth in the jungle...

there is truth in the jungle...it lies pretty close to where you got eaten .

community ebbs and flows...but is held together by spirit .

love...sets you free...

love may set you free...but then you gotta run like hell to save your ass .

be careful...

be careful what you fuck up .

greatest motives in life...

stupidity...sex...and pampering your monkey .

never let it go...

never let it go until it is all gone...or visa-versa .

fuckology...

life...a journey in fuckalogy

monkey freedom...

place your bullshit on the back on your monkey...kick him in the ass and watch him run away as your freedom expands .

let it go...

you never know what you are holding onto...until you let it all gone .

life is...

life is sifting through the rubble with a map up your ass .

reality soup...

reality soup...suck it through a straw .

truth without compassion...

truth without compassion...will eventually find its way to the bucket .

ABOVE THE LAW...WRITTEN...SEPT . 2012

lack of love...is there to point us to love .

...the pipe of guilt...

when you smoke on the pipe of guilt...remember...someone is smoking on the other end .

...truth tree

if your truth does not grow on a truth tree...BE SUSPICIOUS .

...a false erection...

there is such thing as a FALSE ERECTION...think about it .

...having a shit...

once you can appreciate having a shit...you are half way there .

get religion...

if you want someone to complain about dirt being dirty...GET RELIGION .

at least you know for sure...

...yea , for sure...what does that mean ???

the pudding of life...

never mistake the PUDDING OF LIFE...with a sexual lubricant .

life leads the way...

life leads the way...i just eat my horse shit sandwich .

love love...

love love...before it gets away .

the universe is a tiny thing...

the universe has a map...and you will be surprised to find out how small it is .

love works...

love works...but so do teeth .

truth...add peanut butter...not bullshit .

truth...add peanut butter...not bullshit .

fuck knows...

maybe a cat spraining his left foot on a piano 4 , 000 miles away will usher in the age of peace...WHO THE FUCK KNOWS .

bull shit...

bull shit is not a gift of the holy spirit .

reality appears...

reality appears...when you least expect it .

...satisfied...

a satisfied heart...and sex becomes satisfied and normal .

god speaks !!!

god is speaking...telling us to smarten the fuck up or we could be left in the hands of a mad man .

...die for...

the people i love the most...are the ones who love me the most...these are the ones i would die for...as for the others...it is all up in the air .

beliefs and such...

before you tackle someones beliefs...remember...they do not really believe it .

...better deal...

...when people spend their time looking for a BETTER DEAL...they usually end up with a far worse one .

cucumber salad...

life is a cucumber salad...which gives you brain disease .

life...

life...pick it out of your ass .

...abstaining...

ironically...abstaining can fuck you .

patience...

patience is a good thing...unless we are patiently waiting to do evil .

SKIN TRADE...WRITTEN...SEPT . 2012

THERE IS YOU...THEN THERE IS THE YOU FOUND IN A BOX OF SHIT...HE LOOKS THE SAME...BUT THE COMPARISON STOPS THERE .

the angry sea monster...

the angry sea monster...is one that has lost his perspective .

...the shit in our head...

there is the shit in our head...how we interpret the shit in our head...then how it comes out of our mouths .

ass hole...

there is no proper way to be an ass hole...but there is a proper way yo be a rich ass hole .

love reaches into light...

wherever love reaches...it reaches into light .

SKIN TRADE...WRITTEN...SEPT . 2012

...love grows and expands .

wait until he leans .

wait until he leans...then walk away .

the opportunist

the opportunist waits with his penis in his hand...waiting to conquer and exploit a foreign land...

...meanwhile the priest is choking a squirrel  behind the podium .

love...suck it...

love...suck it while you can .

SIMPLE TASTE OF REAL...WRITTEN...SEPT . 2012

REALITY THROUGH YOUR BRAIN IN THE WRONG DIRECTION...CAN GET PRETTY FUCKED UP...TREAT REALITY WITH CARE .

DESIRE...WRITTEN...AUG . 2012

LOVE PROVES ITS POINT...BECAUSE IT WORKS .

spit...

''spit out me bones''...said the spider to the fly .

be careful...

closing a door...and the ass of a tiger...be careful .

people...hide and reveal...

people...hide and reveal...both at the same time .

the gates of HELL ...

when someone is HELL BENT in destroying themselves...do not stop them...you will only get caught in the crossfire .

truth seekers...

it is shoved up my ass  again and again...people are truth seekers only when it is convenient .

real love...

exposure to real love...will propel to one direction or another .

digging with your teeth...

digging with your teeth...does not make truth any more authentic .

the panther is within...

the panther of love...leaps and licks...sometimes both at once .

...your circle...

complete your circle...around your universe...around your relationships...around your penis...whatever .

love can take in...

love can take in and breathe out...anything it so desires .

the friendly bee...

every time a bee stings you...it is a misunderstanding .

...fly like an eagle...

eagles never have sex at full flight .

irish movies...

i love those little irish movies where every thing goes to shit...but the towns people eventually put away their petty differences and bring it all back together in love .

circle jerk...

until you love another more than yourself...life is just a circle jerk...with very little jerk...and even less circle .

bull shit...

most truth is found searching through the bull shit .

...just one banana...

just one banana...and people will fuck up everything that they got .

telescope of love...

the telescope of love sees very little from up your ass .

...the flyer you become...

the drinkier you fly...the flyer you become .

embrace...

...once you embrace yourself...then all that is left is the rest of the universe .

truth either...

truth either slips through your fingers...or is poured down your mouth .

agenda...

as your agenda fades...you will not be so fucked up .

shit and birds...

better to fly like a bird than to shit on your head like one .

direction of love...

love can run in the wrong  direction...and still get to where it is going .

...love fixes shit...

love fixes shit...

people...

there are two types of people in this world...THE LOVERS...and EVERYONE ELSE .

...a hard-on...

why do you always pick the wong answer ??? simple...because it gives you a hard-on .

hard to say...

everything in life is exactly as it seems...either that or nothing...hard to say .

fucked it up....

once you fucked it up...and want it restored...remember...you fucked it up .

WHAT TO LET GO OF...WRITTEN...AUG .2012

RELIGION WILL TELL YOU TO LET GO OF...YOUR KINDNESS...YOUR BEER...YOUR INTEGRITY...YOUR HUMILITY...YOUR LOVE...AND SUCH...GOD WILL KINDLY ASK YOU TO LET GO OF YOUR UNFORGIVENESS ...AND BITTERNESS...YOU KNOW...UNIMPORTANT STUFF .

joy...

joy always is in the wind...it always is in movement .

love happens...

love happens in the midst of your soul being stretchered out of per portion .

THE ART OF SAYING "NO"...WRITTEN...AUG . 2012

WHEN THE SNAKE SAID TO ADAM...EAT MY APPLE...ADAN SHOULD HAVE SAID "NO"...OR , AT LEAST..."SUCK MY DICK" .

ALL THINGS FALL APART...WRITTEN...AUG . 2012

if real...it will survive...just maybe not the way you imagined .

SEX...MONEY...POWER...WRITTEN...AUG . 2012

SEX...MONEY...POWER...OR YOUR RELIGION IS AN ENDANGERED SPECIES .

deception...

...if someone has deceived you to be honest...they have fucked around with your head .

awake , oh sleeper...

...maybe love just hasn't been awakened yet .

emotion...

...revisit every emotion .

THE HUMAN RESPONSE... WRITTEN...AUG . 2012

BUILD EVERYTHING UPON WHAT DELUDES THE SOUL...AND CALL IT REALITY .

AGAINST...WRITTEN...AUG . 2012

WE ARE AGAINST WHAT DOES NOT MAKE US FEEL GOOD...AS FOR BAD THINGS...WE HUNT THEM DOWN ONCE A YEAR JUST TO PERPETUATE THE BULL SHIT SAGA .

love happens...

love happens...after you have given up...or worked your ass off...same thing .

shit and laughter...

what do shit and nervous laughter have in common ??? they can both block you from seeing yourself .

the best things in life are hard...

i can not believe how much i love t. v...it makes my penis hard...

...just like your mother .

...if it came together...

if it came together...it can fall apart...be careful .

thou shall not screw...

if people fuck you once...they will screw you twice .

love and new realities...

love chips its way into new and varied realities .

BOOTS AND HEARTS...WRITTEN...AUG . 2012

THIS UNIVERSE IS TRAPPED BETWEEN TWO MINUTES AND 18 BILLION YEARS...AND IN THAT CONFINED SPACE...LOVE IS BEING SQUEEZED OUT .

how to deceive himself...

...by the end of the average life...the average man has invented 4 , 347 ways how to deceive himself .

what is real...

what is real does not go away...it just changes form .

truth will marry love...

truth will marry love...just hope nobody freaks out during the honeymoon .

the voice of reality...

make sure the voice of reality...does not have any shit stuck in its windpipe .

HOW TO KEEP YOUR INTEGRITY...WRITTEN...AUG . 2012

LIFE IS A JOURNEY UP THE RIVER WITH NO PROMISES...DON'T FUCK IT UP .

the book of life...

never real THE BOOK OF LIFE...upside down .

love is not there...

love is not there just to show us how fucked up we are .

nudest colonies...

nudest colonies...they work for bees .

hey , stupid...

...love can take STUPID...and use it to beautify your garden .

bee humble...

whatever god gave you...bee humble...you did not deserve it .

a noble existence...

...i have dinned with queens...sodomised kings or... something like that...

jesus' house cleaning...

cast the devil out of your mouth...and religion out of your ass .

bad and good...

if you learn to do the bad things...then the good are what is left over .

a wise man...

a wise man once said...stop being so fucking stupid !!!

a wise man...

...a wise man is someone who sucks his own penis then charges 100 dollars to teach people to do the same .

love pulls...

love pulls your heart , soul and dick .

people...

people...either take shit too far...or not far enough  .

across the universe...

if you can piss across the universe with a very small penis...it still does not prove a thing .

love leads you...

love leads you back to yourself .

love is a hole...

love is a hole...be careful what you stick in it .

hostility...

people often want hostility in their relationships...and if you don't bring it to them...they will bring it to you .

generally speaking...

since the human species has decided not to love each other , ( you know...generally speaking )...we must now ask ourselves the question...what is the substitute for love ???

...and the answer...respect each other's property...be it physical , spiritual...or whatever .

stages of evolution...

there are those who cannot see...those who can see...and the highest form of life...those who can but pretend they cannot .

smells like bacon...

bacon is only as good as you make it...you and the pig  .

life is...

life is not like your penis...you don't wack it around and instinctively know where it is going .

my love is a cracker...

...my love is a cracker...and your heart is a parrot names POLLY .

...the future...

everything eventually becomes more real...or fades away .

figuring out a human...

how do you figure out a human ??? hear what they say and believe the opposite .

remove all horse shit...

we remove the horse shit...and somehow forget the horse .

truth may...

truth may cut you away from darkness....and it may cut you a new hole .

love grows...

love will grow...the issue is...what direction ???

...work out your issues...

so you are given a hammer and a screwdriver...and told to work out your issues .

religion is...

religion is a banana...gone rotten...now everyone spends their spare time...painting it up .

real...

where ever there is real life...there is real confusion .

believe...

why do we believe what we believe ??? usually to get us some stupid fucking thing that we think we need .

life is...

life is not god's attempt to fool you .

pay someone to do it...

don't throw shit upon those who threw shit upon you...you are much too big for that...pay someone to do it for you .

that's freedom...

the moor they squeeze your nuts...the more they call it freedom .

...war against self...

if you wage a war against yourself...both of you will lose .

truth...and such...

it is not finding truth...it is doing the right thing with it .

eating shit...

eating shit will not bring you enlightenment...trust me .

L O V E...

love...for the sake of your soul .

...go fuck yourself...

a sincere...GO FUCK YOURSELF...can save you months of going in the wrong direction .

religion is...

religion is a banana...gone rotten .

tricky...

...in the final analysis...you will discover that the trick was...tricky .

why love ???

if you didn't want people to bash your head in...then why did you love them in the first place ???

...only love...

only love can open and close a door at the same time .

love fills the gap ...

remove horse shit...and love takes its place .

speech......

the less you have to say...the more you feel the need to say it .

love is a compass...

love is a compass...

project the opposite...

the more you are one thing...the more you pretend to be the exact opposite .

life...

life...don't spend it all at the ass hole rehab clinic .

love comes complete...

...love comes complete with a road map back home .

love bashes shit around...

...love bashes shit around .

peach tree...

if your love is a peach tree...make sure it has peaches .

harmless...

if you consider something harmless to be wrong...think of all the useless beatings you can give yourself .

best one for the job...

who is the best person for the job ??? find the one who knows how to apologise .

humility...

humility beautifies all things .

circumcise your stupidity...

circumcise your stupidity .

masturbation...

masturbation has done more to help our world to survive than religion .

it is easy to get 10 , 000 people together...just appeal to their lower nature .

1984...

i never met a religious person...that was not secretly longing for 1984 .

zombies...

if you have the capacity to fight off 20 zombies...make sure you can count to at least 21...( just to be on the safe side ) .

building a church...

it is easy to get 10 , 000 people together...just appeal to their lower nature...you know...sex , money and power .

imagine...

just imagine...everything you say...travels around the universe...and back up your hole .

reality...still a concept...

reality is what we shoot in the hockey net...after school on the side street .

...suck on...

suck on the pop cycle stick of eternal and unfolding truth .

rotten bastard...

...if you want to see how rotten someone really is...create an opportunity for them to show you...usually...they will be delighted .

the brain diggers...

give your life for another...and they will search inside your brain .

pepsi taste test...

love is most weird...when you compare it to anyone or anything else .

...the universe began...

the universe began about the same time reality fell into the ocean...or something like that .

men who want to be women...

...first...get a bra and stuff it .

men and intimacy...

the reason why men do not intimately talk to other men...is because they are afraid someone else may be listening and call the cops .

...trust exercises...

TRUST EXERCISE AT CAMP...guard your head...soul...and nuts .

name that religion...

there is a particular religion that believes that by talking about a particular neurosis again and again...HEALING OCCURS .

...they have a point .

THE JOURNEY...WRITTEN...AUG . 2012

REAL WORKS IN SPITE OF EVERYTHING ELSE .

truth is a pudding...

truth is a pudding , looking for the right hole to be shoved in to .

deceit...and your penis...

deceit is like having your penis sucked...inside out .

...cookies...

...most people are like cookies...one bight...and they go to shit .

everyone / ass...

everybody needs something shoved up their ass from time to time .

...cross dresser...

what happens if you become a cross dresses...and decide you don't like the clothes ??? you know , besides becoming a cross dresser who blew a lot of money ???

...the road to reality...

...the road to reality is often a miserable little prick .

bee specific...

they said they wanted climate change...i said... ''move to the sun '' .

judgement...a new perspective...

judgement is like spreading peanut butter unevenly across your ass hole .

...emotional rescue...

...then there was the fellow who criticized me for buying the product that he sold me .

TWO ROADS...WRITTEN...AUG . 2012

TWO ROADS CAN BE THE SAME ROAD...JUST EXPERIENCED IN COMPLETELY DIFFERENT WAYS .

...for most...

...for most...life is a process of cutting away at themselves...so they can fit in .

...the road of life...

...as you travel down the " road of life "...keep on sucking the balls of contentment .

THE FIGHT...WRITTEN...AUG . 2012

MERCY IS A PARADOX...IT FORMS THE FOUNDATION ON WHICH THIS UNBELIEVABLY AWESOME AND WONDERFUL UNIVERSE HAS BEEN GIVEN BIRTH TO...YET...ONE JUDGMENTAL HEART TOSSED INTO ITS CURRENT...AND A POISON BEGINS TO GROW .

FREEDOM...WRITTEN...AUG . 2012

THE GREATEST FORM OF CONTROL...IS LETTING GO OF CONTROL.

IT IS NOT REAL...WRITTEN...AUG . 2012

NEXT TIME YOU PUSH SOMEONE AROUND...ASK YOURSELF A QUESTION...IS IT THEM THAT PISSES YOU OFF ???...OR THE PART OF YOURSELF THEY REPRESENT THAT YOU DON'T LIKE ???

...if...

...if i kill you...that means you are no longer in competition for who is the better person .

polly want a cracker !!!

love is a cracker...are you a polly ???

settled across the universe...

the part of you settled within...will be settled across the universe .

right now...

...right now...where ever you go...someone is pissed on someone...for no good fucking reason.

...potato world...

...before you do or do not take your kids to POTATO WORLD...ask yourself the question...what does fondling a potato mean to your family ???

the road to holiness...

i know i should be that particular person...yet i am not...so let us sit down right here on the coach...fidget with our realities...and figure it all out .

...like a lemon...

squeeze life like a lemon...suck it like a lemon...then throw it at someone's face...like a...a...well...like a lemon ???

killer mummy...

if you make a movie about a killer mummy...make sure he isn't kind and gentle .

...fuck you...

there is a sign at the outskirts of the universe that reads...LIFE IS NOT A GIANT ''FUCK YOU "...i just wish it were closer...you know...to make me feel more secure .

COMING SOON :

...masturbation...pure , simple...and you manipulate your body the way you so desire .

...CUMMING soon !!!

what'a up , pussy cat ???

if your cat actually talked to you...would you tell anyone ???

like a religious freak...

...if someone requested that you did not masturbate to their picture...would you...a )...still do it...b )...stop it...or...c )...say you will then do it anyway ??? ( like a religious freak ) .

...if you want...mail in answer .

soul cages...

those who want your soul...don't want anything good with it .

lesser cats...

CATS ARE FOR MAKING PEOPLE HAPPY...but tell that to the fucking cat .

...pissed off...

the less secrets you have...the more pissed off they will be .

pocket pussy and judgement...

...some people judge people for using pocket pussies...others...judge people for using the wrong brand of pocket pussies .

THEY...

...the less secrets you have...the more pissed off they will be .

...doing it...

it is not what people are doing nearly as much as the pretending that they are not doing it .

LIVING IN A FOG...WRITTEN...AUG . 2012

BEST POSSIBLE INTERPRETATION...PLANET EARTH IS IN A SPIRITUAL FOG...AND SOMEDAY IT WILL LIFT .

life killing you...

if life kills you...check your mail box .

...having a shit...

then there are the people who yell at people to ''hurry up''...when they ate having a shit .

t.p...

never charge people for toilet paper .

" judas " and the betrayal...

...one interpretation of the ''judas'' story...is that he was completely confident in who J . C . was...and wanted him to prove it to the world .

BACK TO PORTA PLATA...

i was told...( i assume , somewhat jokingly) ...that i was the only single man in the history of PORTA PLATA...that was not there for the prostitutes .

but , boy...did i do some serious sucking on oranges .

potato's...

home made potato kit...potato's not included .

rise...

the talent used to rise to the top...now it is the money .

knowing...

better know a lot and think you know a little...than know a little and think you know a lot .

...the roof of life...

the roof of life can only hold so much bullshit of deception .

what you can be...

there are millions of things you can be...too bad you are not allowed .

...masturbating monkeys...

...masturbating monkeys live longer and happier .

freedom is not a cage with a pretty window...

...then there are those fuckers who try to tell you how many kids you should have .

...a browner box...

if they offer you a browner box...that is not freedom...it is shit .

sharing...

the more our knowledge is bullshit...the more we are inclines to share it .

love will embrace...

love will embrace all of you...except the useless bits that will be shovelled into the sun .

birth...

...don't expect to give birth...to something you did not conceive .

take advantage of...

take advantage of people's ability to flush the toilet...not their love .

chocolate milk...

if you are the guy that spills chocolate milk on his computer...then be the guy whom keeps his chocolate milk off the fucking table .

love may hold the universe...

love may hold the universe...but you should see its hands .

PORTA PLATA...and the maid that did not exist

...the maid walked into my room while i was naked...i told her that that was her tip .

co-dependant crabs and relationships...

reasons why crabs don't have many intimate relationships ??? they claw onto things to much .

THE THIRD LAW...WRITTEN...AUG . 2012

EVERYTHING IS THERE TO POINT US TO LOVE...ALL ELSE...IS DECEPTION .

...freak flag...

a pole on your FREAK FLAG...should not necessarily be any longer or shorter than your penis .

god...

god sits on a log...and widdles the universe...down to nothing .

best quote since jesus...

'' it is getting so a mother's boy can't go out and rob a bank...without fear of consequences '' .

...power and fame...

some people let power go to their head...others...fame...all i want...is a little bit of blood .

AFTER THE RAIN...WRITTEN...JULY 2012

love is real...and that is why we are in the market for love substitutes .

lost...

most of what you have lost...was an illusion to begin with .

...fuck off...

what does FUCK OF mean ??? essentially...FIND YOUR PERSPECTIVE .

limited perception...

what you do in your tub tonight...may have something to do with aliens billions of light years away .


...we just don't know .

sex and love...

sex penetrates...love...even more so .

bullshit and the universe...

bullshit is what holds everything together...that should not be held together .

...taste the world...

...you cannot taste the world...with a glove over your tongue .

hiding your shit...

hiding your shit...is not having it resolved .

...sinking planet...

the best way to deal with a sinking planet...is not to convince yourself that it is not sinking .

...gratitude...

so as the cop approached , i took my friends joint...( big shit for him...little shit for me )...POINT...if you make a sacrifice for someone , do it for love...and don't expect any fucking gratitude .

forgiving another...

forgiving someone is not letting them throw more shit in your face one more time .

...IT...

let IT happen...but don't be too concerned what IT is .

L O V E

love fits in between just about anything .

emotional damage...

emotional damage is like cutting through the water with a stone...except the water never comes back upon itself .

more on POCKET PUSSY

when your friend comes over...if you have to hide your POCKET PUSSY...then he / she...isn't much of a friend .

life...

life...place it on the mantle...or flush it down the toilet.

...sight...

most of what we see...is probably not even there...WE NEED ENLIGHTENMENT .

weaker nature...

the issue with our weaker nature...is we usually think it is our stronger nature .

fragile , we are...

one fucked up episode tied up outside the shopping centre...and the dog sees most as an enemy from that day onward .

...life is fragile .

god waits...

god waits for all to line up...and then it happens .

rise and fall...

...you will rise and fall according to your world view .

experience...

the love you have experienced...or not...forms you .

pancakes for god...

every morning i cook pancakes for god...just in case .