...fill it with love...

instead of throwing a universe away...fill it with love .

...jesus...

...if jesus can save the world...he can only do it one way...SLOWLY and with no cheating .

...digging up shit...

truth...start digging and do not stop until you hear the giggles .

destiny...A . C .

...your destination will not change...but the cuts and the valleys you have to travel can can easily be switched around .

...mr . zilla...god zilla

it is a commonly known fact that , in a fist fight...GODZILLA...would fuck up RODAN ...( you know...if they existed ) .

...life...

life...thank's for 58 % of it .

...spirit...

...there is the spirit...there is religion...never confuse the two .

give a screw , buckaroo...

before you give a fuck...you first need a bucket .

love...let it...

love...let it boil your shit away .

hope is...

hope is not random .

...theology...

...is your theology...FUNNY ???

fuck - all - lee...

'' the fuck - all - lee- duck -all -lee express '' ...will get you where you do not want to go .

...hash...

the universe weeps...better with hash .

kick in the nuts...

there are many ways to be kicked in the nuts...non are met with pleasure .

...sexual exploration...

sexual exploration ranges anywhere from a bird in hand...to a giant penis , 20 , 000 miles long and destined to blow up the world .

...love crackers...

LOVE CRACKERS...they will still crumble in your bed .

...intimacy in monkey land...

community orientated...social / sexual monkeys...LIVE LONGER .

into temptation...

if you are not allowed to be tempted...you will never see tempted .

...naked...

...the way to your soul...is naked...

...the shit slide...

if you don't want your kid to shit all over the place...do not put him on the shit slide .

...dying...

...dying makes life...so much easier .

...love will...

...love will never fail...but in failing...we can love .

before you die...

...before you die...make sure the world knows how stupid you are .

...the absence of love...

...the absence of love...will create all sorts of dark shit .

...accountable...

...people are only accountable...after they discover that they are loved .

the spanking truth...

if something seems completely true...that probably means it is not 100 % false .

Flarmology: ...reality unfolds...

Flarmology: ...reality unfolds...: ...reality always has a desire to unfold .

...reality unfolds...

...reality always has a desire to unfold .

life and dick...

life...shove it like a penis .

...the space between...

...the difference between optimal support and taking your fucking foot off...is not as great as it may seem .

...the nipple...

lust was a defeated foe...until the nipple was slapped in his face .

...love is...

...love may reveal all things...but it is not a tattle tail either .

...exploring...

try not to explore...using dynamite .

...love...

...LOVE...in exciting new strawberry flavour .

life...ejaculate it...

life...ejaculate the shit out of it...

...time...

...something some people are worth...and others are not .

...better tomorrow...

maybe GOD'S idea of a '' better tomorrow ''...is simply you...shutting the fuck up .

fuck off

FUCK OFF...the worlds shortest poem .

...is not love...

peanut butter is not love...it just spreads like it .

...another soul...

a view into another soul will happen when it supposed to .

...vivid...

...as time draws to an end...the colours of life will become more and more vivid .

intergalactic travel standards

...the aliens that anal probe...would never qualify for their u . f. o . license .

dies or something...

she will be back...you know...after  she dies or something .

...intelligent life...

...they say that for every 1 , 000 planets with intelligent life...there is one just like earth .

...the raven said...

...'' fuck '' , said THE RAVEN...as he gazed upon the shinny thing .

...penguin blues...

one fucking square testicle...and all the other penguins will piss all over you .

...hot , steaming shit...

as it turns out...i am not the HOT SHIT that i thought i was...thing is...if i had been...the quality of my work would have diminished by as much as  90 % .

yo - yo...

...maybe this galaxy is GOD ' S favourite yo - yo .

hop , my little lizard friend...hop...

you are not a toad...you are something much better .

...the BIG universe...

...the universe is not big nor small...it is something we have not considered .

...if the universe...

...if the universe is just a fart...then the answer is blowing in the wind .

freedom and such...

if you want freedom...learn how to swing an axe .

...to see clearly...

...to see clearly...you must love what you are looking at .

life...

life...spread it like turtle shit .

die - ology ...

...i would rather die ten years too early than ten years too late .

life...

...learn the important things and the easy things...

eyes of life...

life...do not look into its eyes .

life...don't...

life...do not take it too seriously .

...it never happened...

it never happened...now shut up and go away .

gone in 30 seconds...

if you can take any conversation in the  world...and in 30 seconds make it about yourself...this is not a spiritual gift .

the carp of reality...

reality...is it a tarp or a carp .

peace and harmony...

peace and harmony happens best on a distant , uninhibited ,  planet .

life...

...life...nail it to your brain .

sex and sex...

the most sexual part about the sex...is the sex .

life...more than just...

life...more than just a crack in your ass .

life...

...life...scrape the shit off of it .

...rub your balls...

...life...rub your balls before it is too late .

LIFE...

life...try it with special sauce .

...the game of justice...

justice is a game that requires two testicles to play .

fuck you power...

a brain tumour is a toothache with extra FUCK - YOU power .

moving mountains...

before you move a mountain...make sure you don't move it on your face .

...the journey...

...the journey starts with one flush of the toilet .

wisdom is love...

wisdom is love...cracked open .

scissors and balls...

how do we make the world a better place ??? simple...scissors and balls .

...life is a thing...

life is a thing often molested by other , more confused things .

life...how much ???

life...how much can we get out of this fucking thing , anyway ???

self portrait...

may your self portrait include lips .

manipulation blues...

...as we grow...we find different ways to manipulate the shit out of everything .

ducks...

...ducks...they are not just for screwing anymore .

...doing your best...

most people really are trying ''their best''...which means , of course...we really got to change the definition of those particular words .

stroking...

whatever you stroke says more about you than what you are stroking .

...in the context of love...

in the context of love...just about all is reasonable .

true lovers...

abuse changes everything...and only the true LOVERS can take that abuse and direct it in a healthy path .

do not hold your bird...

...in asking a favour from GOD...make sure you smile and do not hold your bird .

...fuck and stuff...

...FUCK...is a word that knows its way around the bathroom .

...lost in...

a forest and sex...both there to get lost in .