men...

men...have perfected the art of spending time with each other...and not learning a fucking thing .

better deal...

a ''better deal'' just may be an expensive lubricant on someone's shoe as they slide it up your ass .

hold on...

hold onto love...wisdom...and your dick .

STIFF NECK PEOPLE...NOV . 27 2010

never find yourself to throw yourself away .

1990 or one

i spent two hours on the phone with this dude...part of which i was in the next room having a crap .
...he did not notice .

relax...it is only life...

two male teenage geese having oral sex...the mother of one walks into the room and says...'' any of you kids want some chocolate chip cookies??? '' .

next please...

life is a process of everything falling into place...or somewhere .

...more on pocket pussy...

i should have been the one to get you your first POCKET PUSSY...but...instead...you got married...and now look what happened ???

toothache pain reliever...

...i touched my face and prayed for my toothache to go away...looked down at the ground and found a tube of toothache pain relief .

those who carry shit...

...those who carry shit around...usually have webbed hands .

...earth...

earth...where he who shovels the most crap wins .

being chased by godzilla...

...keeping your integrity in ordained ministry...is like keeping your hard-on while being chased by godzilla .

...jardine...

i was trying to think of this particular name...one hour later...there is a woman that i have never met before...she is standing right in front of me...AND THE WIND CRIES...JARDINE .

ask god...

ask god for forgiveness...but also ask him for a shovel .

...''eat your fucking chicken''...

...and god said...'' eat your fried chicken and get on with your fucking work '' .

a war can be hard and long...

a war can be hard and long...so can your penis...do not confuse the two .

...dick sucked...

you will never get your dick sucked...if you are poking someone in the eye with it .

truth and turds...

...truth and turds...both float to the top .

those chosen moments...

we spend most of our lives ''preparing'' for those few dark moments where it seems that god has abandoned us .

...most fail .

once everything is on your terms...

once everything is on your terms...it will reflect who you are...YOU WILL BE SEEN .

lower expectations...

lower expectations can help raise your penis .

see what happens...

...do it...see what happens...

what is next...

once everything is on your terms...what's next ???

theology...

the best theology...will enhance your life...a bit...and hopefully a bit more .

they ripped off my I CARE sign...

before you continue down that path of trying to please everybody...remember...most of them will never really care about you if they live to be one million years old .

...true romance...

...true romance is worth two pocket pussies .

...true love...

i can tell you that you love me by the way you throw rocks at my head .

...no , you are right...

i find it hard to stand up for myself...all i can do is say...'' no , you are absolutely right '' .

truth is...

truth is a mother fucker...and you should see his mother .

a belief...

...a belief is what we have to cover up our beliefs .

most real about you...

what spills over the brim...is what is most real about you .

learn...

learn that most people do not have the capacity to be who they should be...then go from there .

life is...

life is what happens...when your head is not up your ass .

existence...

not everybody exits...but even the ones that don't exist the most...have human rights .

masturbation...

masturbation...more than just jerking around .

oh , really...

...oh , really...well...fuck that .

what not to waste...

never waste a friendship...a donut...or an erection .

life is a process...

life is a process of dying to self .

eating people...

don't fool yourself...there is a short distance between loving people...and eating them .

EARTH...

earth...better known as jurassic part...on mainly two legs .

...nudity...

if you are afraid of your body...you are probably afraid of everything else .

WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE...NOV . 20 2010

IF YOU ARE GOING TO RAISE SOMEONE FROM THE DEAD...MAKE SURE THEY ARE NOT AN ASSHOLE .

SELF RIGHTEOUS EXISTANCE...JUNE 19 2010

EVERY TIME YOU SEE A COD FISH...REMEMBER...THAT COULD HAVE EASILY BEEN YOU .

double-dip

double-dip your consciousness...not your chips .

WHAT'S GOING ON...JUNE 26 2010

SEX CAN MAKE THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY TO EXHIBIT EVERYTHING GOING ON INSIDE YOU .

don't stick your gum...

don't stick your gum under the wrong chair .

reality goes...

the only direction reality goes...is real .

the long run...march 25 / may 18 2016

once you find out who someone is...you will find it so much easier and so much harder to love them .

...the wall...march 24 / may 18 2016

discover that each and every one of you is more fucked up than freud...then get on with loving each other anyway .

...some things...

when you are fucking around someone who loves you...remember...some things never go away .

...keys in the water...march 24 / may 18 2016

...i wonder how love effects the passage of time ???

burning...march 24 / may 18 2916

we all get the shit kicked out of us...thing is...what do we do with the turd afterwards ???

...truth...

truth has teeth...and a thing about your penis .

...an ode to elk...

now that you have discovered that the world is insane...the next question is...where do elk fit in ???

STRONG DELUSION...AUG . 28 2010

LIGHT...IS NOT A CAN OF SPLATTERED YELLOW PAINT  AGAINST THE WALL .

...change...

there is change for the worse...then there is change that makes you feel uncomfortable...these are not the same thing .

keys in the water...

...we see the ripples of our lives...we do not see them...all in all...it all goes to the same place .

those who...

those who know what they are saying...usually don't say it .

THE BOTTOM LINE...

...the bottom line...every fucking ass hole on the planet...cannot take away from you the life you lived yesterday .

...wold horses...

we search for those who agree with us...read the books that say what we want to hear...MEANWHILE...wild horses trample our brains .

the world needs is love...

what the world needs is love...and dinosaur porn movies .

...something to think about...

everything probably exists somewhere...and nothing probably exists...everywhere .

the choice...

we have a choice weather or not we forgive...we also have a choice weather or not we cut off our feet .

underwear...

everyone wants their ass covered...nobody likes to be seen in silly looking underwear .

pocket pussy...

...a true spiritually enlightened person...really knows how to use a pocket pussy .

the cover-up...march 24 / may 18

the cover-up...is usually too hot or too cold .

life...begin with yourself...

life...begin with yourself...then expand out .

ejaculation of life...

inside of every universe...is an ejaculation of life .

f is for stupidity...fucking stupidity...

...if you find one person who really loves you in this life...you are honoured above kings , queens...and cocker spaniels .

...so don't be fucking stupid .

life of illusions...

the next time you fuck around with someone's illusions...make sure you have something better to replace them with .

needful things...

if we have little...we project the opposite...if we have much...we make up another lie...depending upon our neurosis .

...tides

TIDES...the most perfect metaphor for the universe .

love is...

love is a mess...if it is not...be concerned .

FOOLS...JULY 31 2010

WHEN COULD YOU POSSIBLY SEE AN ANGEL CRY ??? WHEN PEOPLE ARE USING EACH OTHER .

pocket pussy...

ironically...you can never have sex with a pocket pussy...when it is in your pocket .

the hurting...

before you hurt somebody...remember why they can it ''hurting somebody'' .

you and judgement...

judgement is not love...having said that...judge away !!!

pissing in your cornflakes...

never perceive pissing in corn flakes...as an olympic event  .