...truth...

truth teaches us to dig through shit .

hopping galaxies...

hopping galaxies does not make you a complete person...but it helps .

love...throw it...

love...throw it at the wall....and see what sticks .

Flarmology: ...crucify...

Flarmology: ...crucify...: before you crucify someone...understand what you are doing .

...crucify...

before you crucify someone...understand what you are doing .

...peanut butter...

...life...don't forget the peanut butter .

...hand job...

the people who give the least...expect the best hand job .

take only pictures...

take only pictures...leave only footprints...and , oh...yes...a big fucking mess .

the joke of love...

love...a riddle for some...a joke for most .

...billions of universes...

...billions of universes...just inside your bum .

fuck you...

a penguin is a penguin...sex is sex...and fuck you !!!

...the game of masturbation...

...the game of masturbation...where you make up your own rules .

...love is...

...love is the colour...of your grandmother's nipple...

...blink of a turd...

...life...it happens in the blink of a turd...

...life is...

...life is a sneaky whore .

...bucket of life...

...go on...have a bucket of life !!!

the shitter...

a man looks at a tree stump and says...'' hey , look...a tree stump ''...a bear looks at a tree stump and says...'' hey , look...a shitter " .

...travelling...

live and you travel .

...drive carefully...

...before you drive there...check your fucking engine .

...the universe...

every time we fuck up...the universe  must expand to compensate .

FIRST HAND LEARNING...WRITTEN...AUG . / SEPT . 2013

YOUR MOST BEAUTIFUL DREAM...IS BEING JERKED OFF BY A NIGHTMARE AS WE SPEAK .

THE ISOLATED ALLISORUS ...WRITTEN...SEPT . / OCT .2013

THE MORE POWER YOU POSSESS...THE LESS ROOM THERE IS FOR LOVE .

progress...and nuts...

in 1950 we were strung up by our left nut...now , we are strung up by out right nut...

now , that is progress .

THE END...WRITTEN...SEPT . / OCT . 2013

...AT LEAST...ENTERTAIN THE IDEA THAT YOU MAY BE FUCKING UP .

...life...

spending your life hating your '' x ''...that is one way to do it .

...it all happens...

...it all happens...because it doesn't have to...

constricted...

you know...when i am wearing socks...it still feels constricted .

FREE MAN IN PARIS...WRITTEN...SEPT . / OCT. 2013

LIFE IS A METAPHOR...FOR SOMETHING REAL .

...arse piss...

life...and it's cousin...arse piss .

...resistance...

things line up...other things open...resistance is useless .

louie , louie ...

did you ever get a joke 40 years later ??? you know , it came to you just out of nowhere ???

...the universe...

the universe could never fit inside the universe , hose head .

...thunder cat...

...l am DINGO...I AM WOMBAT...my penis is THUNDER CAT .

CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE...WRITTEN...SEPT . / OCT . 2013

FOR EVERY ONE TIME MAN SUBMITS TO GOD...HE PRETENDS THAT GOD GAVE HIM SOME BULLSHIT MESSAGE 1000 .

...ass hole...

...figuring out if someone is an ass hole...can be a  full time job .

...love never pisses...

love never pisses on someone's face .

...monsters...

why are monsters always mean ??? how about some exhibitionist monsters ???

...these fuckers...

...then one day you wake up...and you realise...these fuckers are crazy .

...universe...

...the universe is out to fool you...just because it has extra time .

...see...feel...

...see...feel...pray...

YOUR PRIVATE GALAXY...WRITTEN...SEPT . / OCT . 2013

YOUR LIFE IS A SERIES OF METAPHORS THAT HOLD EVERYTHING IN PLACE...MATURITY IS MOVING FROM THIS TO THE POWER OF LOVE...LOVE BEING WHAT FLOATS US DOWN THE RIVER INSTEAD OF NEED .

...the weird thing...

life...it just got weirder and weirder .

...zoo people...

there are two types of people...''zoo people''...and ''on the way to the zoo'' people .

death...don't...

death...it don't care who you are...

measuring stuff....

...when you measure  your intelligence...take your dick off the scale .

...pouncie...

...i named the love i have to give others...POUNCIE !!!

...whore house...

it happened on the way to the whore house...but who will admit it .

...explore...

explore...inside underwear...and planets .

the game...

...it may just be a game...but the loser gets killed .

...eggs...

...we egg houses with the eggs of our heart .

hearts and cans...

hearts and cans...open them up and take a look...

...fuck...

...better to be fucked than to fuck...

an ode to billy...

...billy named his penis KANGAROO KILLER .

...love...

we love as much as our capacity is developed .

FUCK-A-LEE-DUCK DUCK UNIVERSE...FEB . 28 2015

PRESSURE CAN BRING THE ESSENCE OF LOVE TO THE SURFACE...TOO MUCH PRESSURE CAN FUCK EVERYTHING UP .

REAL COMMUNITY IS A PRESSURE VALVE...FALSE COMMUNITY CAN LEAD YOU TO A PLACE OF DANGEROUS EXPOSURE .

vagina universe...

...all life is impossible...yet the universe can still shoot ping pong balls out of its vagina...

SCARY MONSTERS...WRITTEN...SEPT . / OCT . 2015

DID YOU EVER WONDER WHY MONSTERS ARE ALWAYS CONTROLLING THINGS ??? LIKE LITTLE OLD CHURCH LADIES WITH SLIME AND SCALES .

CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE...WRITTEN...SEPT . / OCT . 2013

WE CAN ONLY LOVE ONE THING...BUT WE CAN LOVE EVERYTHING ELSE THROUGH THAT ONE THING .

...earth...

EARTH...GOD'S bad habit ???

...shitter...

an outdoor shitter...and you will begin to enjoy the cold of winter .

...without a net...

...life...try it without a net .

WITH WHAT WE GOD...WRITTEN...SEPT . / OCT . 2013

LOVE FITS BEST INTO OUR WEAKNESSES...AND HOPES OUR STRENGTHS ARE TAKING NOTES .

...closer you get...

...the closer you get...the more fuck a lee duck duck .

KNOWING ME , KNOWING YOU...WRITTEN...SEPT . / OCT . 2013

LIFE IS A METAPHOR FOR SOMETHING REAL .

...special...

...you don't need an extra toe to be special .

Flarmology: bi sexuals...

Flarmology: bi sexuals...: ...some clergymen...get off on bi sexuals ...

bi sexuals...

...some clergymen...get off on bi sexuals ...

TRAVEL THERAPY...WRITTEN...SEPT . / OCT . 2013

OUR PATH IS WHAT WE NEED...THE PATH OF ANOTHER...WILL ONLY MAKE IT WORSE .

...give my life...

i would give my life for her to be happy...strangely enough...she would take my life  for her to be happy ...

weird , eh ???

THE NEW HUMILITY...WRITTEN...SEPT . / OCT . 2013

THE NEW HUMILITY IS EMOTIONALLY BEATING THE CRAP OUT OF SOMEONE TO PROVE YOU ARE BETTER THAN THEM .

IT DOES NOT WORK .