GOD'S DELIGHT IN HUMANITY

WHERE DOES GOD GET DELIGHT FROM US...AS WE EAT HOTDOGS , OF COURSE...OH BUT IF YOU EVER FORGET THAT MUSTARD...THE SKIES BEGIN TO TREMBLE AS DRAGONS EMERGE FROM THE DEEP...( HE DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE RELISH THOUGH ). 

AN ODE TO SHIT...

SHIT OBEYS GRAVITY...DOGS OBEY MASTERS...FLOWERS OBEY THE WIND...JESUS OBEYS HIS FATHER...HOLLYWOOD PRODUCERS OBEY BOX OFFICE SUCCESS...AND SO IT GOES...

SEEING IS EASY...SEEING WHAT IS REALLY THERE...AN ART FORM .

DON'T LET OTHERS LIMIT YOUR SHIT...

IF YOU EVER MEET A "PERSON" WHO IS NOT EXACTLY HUMAN...WHAT THAT MEANS IS THAT...EVERYONE...FORM THAT MOMENT ON...IS A SUSPECT...AND THAT IS THE NEGATIVE SIDE...THE POSITIVE SIDE IS...YOUR PERCEPTION OF LIFE...AND EVERYTHING...WILL PROFOUNDLY EXPAND .

GETTING SEX...

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN...WE CAN'T HAVE SEX UNTIL I GET TO KNOW YOU...I NEVER WANT TO GET TO KNOW YOU ".

dear fiiend...

i don't believe in reincarnation...i believe there are reasonable solutions for what appears to be reincarnation...YET...I ALSO BELIEVE THAT GOD CAN DO WHATEVER IN THE HELL HE SO DESIRES...AND HOW DO THESE TWO THINGS FIT  TOGETHER ??? WITH RUM AND COKE , AS FAR AS I CAN TELL...luv stu

PROBABLY...BUT IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER

MY GUESS IS...(AND IT IS JUST  A GUESS )...THE UNIVERSE WAS CREATED , EXPANDED , AND EVERYTHING FROM LIFE IN THE OCEAN TO MASTURBATING MONKEYS WENT DOWN IN A FRACTION OF A SECOND...NOW GOD JUST SITS BACK AND WATCHES IT RUN ITS COURSE...REVEALING ITSELF...JUST LIKE THE WAY IT ALREADY HAS .

REINCARNATION

YEA , WHAT I WAS ATTEMPTING TO SAY IS THAT LIFE DOES OR , RATHER , SHOULD...BE OUR TEACHER...AND YOU KNOW AS MUCH ABOUT THAT AS JUST ABOUT ANYONE...WHY DO I THINK TRADITIONAL NOTIONS OF REINCARNATION ARE QUESTIONABLE...WHY WOULD GOD SEND US DOWN HERE JUST TO FORGET EVERY FUCKING THING...LUV STU

GOD'S HIDING PLACE...OCTOBER 1988 AND APRIL 1989

IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT LOVE IS...THEN YOU SURE AS FUCK DON'T KNOW WHERE TO LOOK FOR IT .

NEIL YOUNG...ALBUM REVIEW...A LETTER HOME

SO AFTER SPENDING THREE THOUSAND YEARS IN THE RECORDING STUDIO ATTEMPTING TO RE-INVENT SOUND...MAKE IT PERFECT AND ALL THAT SHIT...NEIL DIVES INTO A PHONE BOOTH WITH A 1974 REALISTIC TAPE RECORDER AND FARTS TOGETHER AN ALBUM IN UNDER AN HOUR ...WHAT THE FUCK ???

ONE MORE THING...IT'S FUCKING AWESOME !!!

Sermon ~ Discovery

I WILL FILL YOU IN LATER...

THERE ARE THOSE AMONG US WHO ACTUALLY BELIEVE THAT IF THE UNIVERSE DOES NOT GIVE THEM WHAT THEY WANT...THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH THE SPACE TIME CONTINUUM...I JUST ENCOUNTERED SUCH AN INDIVIDUAL A FEW MOMENTS AGO...HE IS MY ZEN MASTER...MY YODA...HE CAN TEACH ME TO LOVE...I RUN MY MIND THROUGH THE TAPES OF LEONARD E. AND MY HEART THROUGH THE TEACHINGS OF JESUS...THE SEA  WILL SUBSIDE...AND I AM LEFT WITH THE ABSOLUTE TRUTH THAT GOD INDEED LOVES THIS LITTLE TROLL...LUV STU

TRUE COLORS...MARCH 1989

YOU DON'T KNOW WHY SOMEONE IS DOING WHAT THEY ARE DOING...BUT WHAT YOU DO KNOW...IS THAT THEY ARE DOING IT .

NOT WELL KNOWN...IS THAT GOD SUPPLIED MOSES WITH A POUND OF HASH EVERY MORNING...JUST TO KEEP HIM CALM .

DRAGONFLY

WHAT DID THE BOY DRAGONFLY SAY TO THE GIRL DRAGONFLY ??? OPEN MY FLY AND SUCK MY DRAGON .

WHAT'S GOIN' ON...

THE KINGDOM OF GOD IS WITHIN US...QUESTION IS...WHAT DO WE NEED TO DO TO ALLOW IT TO MANIFEST ??? ANSWER...COMMUNITY...HUMILITY...FORGIVENESS...DIVINE SPARK AND LETTING GO...and then we see what goes down...luv stu

AFTER THE SIGHTING

MOST PEOPLE WOULD LIKE TO SEE BIGFOOT...AND MOST PEOPLE NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT THE CONSEQUENCES OF SUCH A SIGHTING...YOU KNOW...PEOPLE THINKING YOU ARE FUCKED OUT OF YOUR MIND AND SHIT LIKE THAT...SO YOU ARE CONFRONTED WITH ONE MOTHER FUCKING QUESTION...DO YOU LIE AND KEEP YOUR STATUS...OR TELL THE TRUTH ...AND HAVE EVERY TIT IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE TALK BEHIND YOUR BACK ???

ONE MORE THING...YOU DO UNDERSTAND THAT I AM NOT necessarily TALKING ABOUT BIGFOOT HERE...RIGHT ??? 

Fear Is A Motherfucker

REMEMBERING THE 50'S

I FOUND THIS BOOK ON HUMAN PSYCHOLOGY WRITTEN IN THE 50'S...THE FUCKERS PLACED MASTURBATION UNDER THE HEADING OF "ABNORMAL PSYCHOLOGY"...THE 50'S GAVE US A LOT OF GOOD SHIT...YOU KNOW...LIKE ELVIS AND LITTLE RICHARD...BUT DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE 50'S NEVER GAVE US ??? AN APOLOGY FOR FUCKING OUR HEADS UP TO THE POINT OF DEMENTIA...

...A CIVILIZATION CANNOT GROW WITHOUT HUMILITY...WHICH SHOULD BE OBVIOUS BE NOW .

BANJO-CROCK...
I DREAMED THAT MY CROCODILE PLAYED THE BANJO...BUT HE KINDA SUCKED , SO I MADE HIM SELL IT TO THE KID NEXT DOOR .

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EMBEDDED...MEANS THAT YOU BELIEVE THE FIRST THING YOU HEAR ON A PARTICULAR SUBJECT...DESPITE OF ALL THE CONTRARY EVIDENCE AND SUCH THAT COMES YOUR WAY AFTERWARD...APPARENTLY...IT IS THE NICK NAME OF OUT PLANET ACROSS THE GALAXY .

ROCK AND ROLL , MOTHER FUCKER !!!

BANJO-CROC PART2

WHAT IS THE POINT OF BANJO-CROC ??? SHIT , MAN...WE ARE ALL DESIGNED TO DO SOMETHING...AND DO IT VERY WELL , INDEED...THE ISSUE MATERIALIZES , HOWEVER...WHEN WE FORCE EACH OTHER TO PLAY A ROLE IN THIS UNIVERSE THAT WE ARE NOT DESIGNED TO PLAY...SIMPLY PUT...LET THE CURRENT CARRY YOU TO WHERE AND WHO YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE .

what is truth ???

all truth...sets us free...it is the definition of truth...( and i was just thinking about this a few minutes before i read your e-mail)...love stu

DEAR FRIEND

WHAT WE KNOW IN OUR HEADS AND WHAT WE KNOW IN OUR HEARTS ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS...THE OBJECTIVE IS TO FULLY BELIEVE IN A GOD OF MERCY AND LOVE...WHEN "HIS PEOPLE"...ARE "HELL-BENT"...TOWARD PSYCHOLOGICAL TORTURE AND OTHER SUCH GIMMICKS ...LUV STU

HUMANS AND SEX...

I MEAN THIS IN THE NICEST POSSIBLE WAY...BUT HUMANS ARE JUST ABOUT THE ONLY SPECIES THAT WILL SCREW ANYTHING THAT WILL COME ALONG...not even the filthy kangaroo is that undiscerning .

SLUT...

IF A SLUT HAS NO HUMILITY...THEN SHE MIGHT AS WELL BE A VIRGIN .

RELIGION AND SEX

THE ISSUE WITH RELIGION AND SEX...IS THAT RELIGION FORCES ONE TO REPRESS AND HIDE ONES SEXUAL IDENTITY...THEREBY...PLACING ONE IN A SITUATION OF COMPLETE AND UNEQUIVOCAL SEXUAL CONFUSION .

"PRAISE THE LORD"...ONE DOES NOT KNOW WHAT HE IS DOING OR WHY HE IS DOING IT .

FEELS SO GOOD...APRIL 1989

UNTIL YOU "DIE" FOR  SOMEONE...YOU WILL NEVER KNOW HOW TO LIVE FOR THEM ...THAT IS TO SAY...THE BEAUTY IN LIFE...IS FOUND IN THE UNCONDITIONAL LOVE FOR ANOTHER....AND JUST TO MAKE IT INTERESTING...no excuses...THEY DON'T HAVE TO LOVE YOU BACK ...IT IS ALL UP TO YOU .

LOVE IS LIKE A SWAMP...BUT LOVE ISN'T LIKE A SWAMP , TOO...IT DEPENDS ON A LOT OF THINGS .

DOUG'S BAPTIST CHURCH...five years old

THERE I WAS IN SUNDAY SCHOOL...AND DIDN'T I BOLT FOR THE DOOR...DODGED ALL THOSE FUCKERS...AND THE SUNDAY SCHOOL TEACHER HAD A SHIT-FIT...LOST THE FEELING IN HER VAGINA FOR THE NEXT 60 YEARS...NOT ME...I WAS FUCKING FREE...THEY SAY A POLICE OFFICER PICKED ME UP...TOOK ME FOR A DRIVE...BOUGHT ME SOME CANDY...AND TOOK ME BACK HOME...COULD BE...HARD TO SAY , REALLY...I WILL LET YOU IN ON A LITTLE SECRET...MOST ADULTS DON'T KNOW A FUCKING THING...AND MOST KIDS ARE EASILY BRAINWASHED...MEANING...THE MAJORITY OF WISDOM UPON THIS PLANET...IS POSSESSED BY...EH??? DOGS . 

THE BURNING BUSH...

BE OF GOOD CHEER...YOUR GOD HAS GIVEN YOU SEX AS THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY TO CLEARLY DEMONSTRATE HOW SELF CENTERED YOU REALLY ARE .

HE REFERS TO IT AS..."THE BURNING BUSH ".

DEAR FRIEND

GOD IS INDEED LOVE...IT AIN'T HIM I AM WORRIED ABOUT...I WROTE A SERMON ONCE ON THE SEVEN REASONS PEOPLE ATTEND CHURCH...COMMUNION WITH A LOVING DIVINE BEING HARDLY MADE THE LIST...LOVE STU

B.S.U.R.

PEOPLE HATE THEMSELVES...CERTAINLY DON'T BELIEVE IN THEMSELVES...AND THE MORE THEY DON'T...THE MORE THEY WANT YOU TO BE LIKE THEM .

DO NOT !!! ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY BRING GOD INTO THE PICTURE .

REALITY , WHAT A CONCEPT...PART 6...APRIL 89

THE CLOSER WE GET TO LOVE...THE MORE WE REALIZE WE ARE NOT IT .

SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT...

IF YOU EVER COME TO REALIZE THAT YOU ARE OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND...THE FIRST THING YOU SHOULD DO...IS TO STOP MAKING SUCH IMPORTANT DECISIONS .

everybody has a dream...february 1989

your dream is not what YOU DESIRE...your dream is WHO YOU ARE...( the desire thing is just there to confuse the hell out of you )...AND YOUR DREAM WILL MANIFEST...that is to say...in good time...your heart will take concrete form around you .

DEAR FRIEND

"STAR TREK" REALLY DIDN'T HAVE A LOT OF WISDOM...AND THAT'S WHY GOD GAVE US FUNDAMENTALIST RELIGION...TO MAKE "STAR TREK" LOOK REALLY FUCKING INTELLIGENT...HAVE A GREAT DAY...YOU LIVE LONG AND PROSPER TOO...LUV STU 

THE LEAST OF MY BROTHERS...FEBRUARY 1989

THE MOMENT THAT YOU LOVE ANOTHER...IS THE MOMENT THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE OPENS UP TO YOU...WHAT YOU DO WITH IT IS ANOTHER STORY...FEAR DRIVES ALMOST EVERYONE AWAY FROM TRUTH .

LOVE IS BOTH EVERYWHERE AND EVERYTHING...IN AND OUT OF SPACE AND TIME... AND ALL YOU CAN IMAGINE . 

I NEVER KNEW "THE BRADY BUNCH " WERE INTO ORGIES ???

CURE FOR VIOLENCE IN THE MIDDLE EAST

YA WANNA GET RID OF ALL THE HORSE SHIT IN THE MIDDLE EAST ??? SIMPLE...LEGISLATE DAILY MASTURBATION...YOU KNOW...A FRESH WAY TO BEGIN THE DAY...JERK AWAY ALL YOUR ANXIETY !!! WHACKING FOR A SAFER TOMORROW...TRUST ME...GOD WILL NOT GET UPSET .

ETERNAL LOVE...

UNTIL YOU LITERALLY SAVE THE LIFE OF ANOTHER...AND , WITHOUT THERE BEING A MISUNDERSTANDING OR ANY SHIT GOING DOWN LIKE THAT...THEY PROCEED TO RUIN YOUR LIFE AS A THANK-YOU PRESENT...YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW THE AVERAGE HUMAN CAN TAKE THE CONCEPT OF ETERNAL LOVE...AND COMPLETELY FUCK IT AROUND .

SELF ESTEEM...APRIL 1989

IF YOU EVER MEET SOMEONE AS CONFIDENT AS BUGS BUNNY...BE ASSURED...THERE ARE BIG FUCKING SELF ESTEEM ISSUES JUST BELOW THE SURFACE .

WE PROTECT OURSELVES BY PROJECTION THE OPPOSITE IMAGE OF WHO WE ARE...THAT IS TO SAY...BUGS BUNNY IS SCARED SHITLESS...AND JUST ABOUT ALL HOMOPHOBES...ARE GAY .

FREE DENTAL CARE...

THEN THERE WAS THE FUCKER...THAT BLEW UP A SMALL CITY SO HE COULD GO TO JAIL AND GET FREE DENTAL CARE .

CONDOM FOR MY HEART...

I THINK I NEED A CONDOM FOR MY HEART .

FIND THE SASQUATCH...

FORGIVENESS...OCTOBER 1988 AND APRIL 1989

I WILL LOVE YOU BECAUSE I LOVE YOU...I WILL FORGIVE YOU BECAUSE I LOVE ME...and i so desire that abundant life .

IF YOU WAIT AROUND FOR ANOTHER TO EARN YOUR FORGIVENESS...YOU COULD BE WAITING A LONG , LONG TIME...JUST GIVE IT FREELY AND EMBRACE YOUR FREEDOM .

WE...

we...

we hurt each other all the time....we have conflict with each other...no big fucking deal...the issue is...what do we do with it ??? how is it processed ???

 life is taking all the shit we are given...and making it into something real and beautiful...that is to say...redemption .

THE CHURCH CONDOM

THIS OLD LADY WALKED INTO HER CHURCH SANCTUARY AND FOUND A USED CONDOM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ISLE...OF COURSE , SHE BEGAN TO SCREAM AND SHIT LIKE THAT...YOU KNOW ??? INSTEAD OF BEING THANKFUL THAT SOME YOUNG GAL DIDN'T GET PREGNANT . 

I TOLD HER SHE COULD HAVE IT FOR HER COLLECTION .

AND THE FISHES JESUS CONJURED OUT OF SWEET FUCK ALL...WERE THIIIIISSS BIG .

ME AND MY BALL...

ME AND MY BALL ARE GOING HOME...AND I AIN'T GOT NO FUCKING BALL .

ONLY LOVE REMAINS...MAY 1989

COME THE FINAL SCENE...YOU WILL BE CONFRONTED WITH ONE QUESTION...DID YOU REALLY LOVE ???

THERE IS NO PATH WORTH PURSUING THAT HAS ANOTHER DESTINATION...all other paths , in fact...are illusions .

...country song...

great name for a country song..." i suck at oral sex " .

AN ODE TO A HAMSTER...MAY 1989 , OCTOBER 1989

THE TROUBLE IS NOT WHAT WE GIVE...THE TROUBLE IS NOT WHAT WE TAKE...THE TROUBLE IS TAKING AND PRETENDING IT IS GIVING...GIVING ONLY HAS AN ETERNAL PRINCIPAL...WHEN IT IS REAL .

TAKE AWAY ALL BUT LOVE...SEE WHAT REMAINS .

...THEN THERE WAS THE TIME I ROLLED A JOINT WITH DARTH VADER .

NEED LOVE...MARCH 1989

A PERSON IS NOT A METAPHOR...THEY ARE NOT THERE TO MEET OR HEAL SOME DEEP WOUND LEFT BY YOUR FATHER OR A GODZILLA INVASION...OR WHATEVER...A HUMAN IS A HUMAN...TREAT THEM AS SUCH...AND MAYBE...POSSIBLY...HEALING WILL MANIFEST OUT OF THIS PERSPECTIVE .

POINT...DO NOT MISTAKE ME...OR ANYONE ELSE...FOR A TURKEY DINER .

AN ODE TO ADAM AND EVE

WELCOME TO PLANET EARTH...WHERE IT ONLY TAKES ONE APPLE TO FUCK UP EVERYTHING .

CORRESPONDENCE WITH A FRIEND

HE QUOTES WHAT I SAID...GIVES ME THE NAME OF THE OTHER NOTABLE THEOLOGIAN THAT SAID THE SAME THING...AND GRAPHICALLY CONVEYS TO ME HOW THEY ASSASSINATED HIM FOR SAYING IT . 

DEAR FRIEND

I DISAGREE...PEOPLE HAVE NOT LOST THEIR GUMPTION...THEY NEVER HAD IT IN THE FIRST PLACE...RELIGION HAS ALWAYS BEEN FULL OF CREEPS AND PARASITES...SPIRITUALITY MUST BE ORGANIC...OR IT WILL VERY QUICKLY TURN TO SHIT...HOWEVER...IT IS NOT A COINCIDENCE THAT WE BOTH FOUND OURSELVES WITHIN THE CONTEXT OF THIS OUT- HOUSE...TWO QUESTIONS WE MUST ASK OURSELVES...WHAT WAS GOD TEACHING US ??? AND...WHY DID WE HAVE  THE NEED TO GAZE UNDER THAT PARTICULAR ROCK IN THE FIRST PLACE ??? LUV STU  

LOVE IS LEARNED...MARCH 1989

WHEN WE  CONDEMN ANOTHER FOR MAKING A MISTAKE...WE ARE NOT ONLY HURTING THEM PSYCHOLOGICALLY...BUT WE ARE ALSO TEACHING THEM TO ASSOCIATE LEARNING WITH FEAR...WHICH CAN VERY EASILY LEAD TO AN ADDICTION * TO THE BEHAVIOR  THAT WE THOUGHT WAS BEING PROPERLY ADDRESSED .

*ADRENALIN ADDICTION...ADDICTION TO THE RUSH OF A PARTICULAR  CHEMICAL WITHIN OUR BODY THAT INCREASES BLOOD FLOW AND ANXIETY .

ON THE PLANET OF BLUE CATS...PREJUDICE HISSES ANOTHER TUNE...

SOMEONE PAINTED YOUR FUCKING CAT ORANGE...NOW ALL THE OTHER CATS ARE MAKING FUN OF HIM...ONE ACTUALLY SCRATCHED HIM RIGHT ACROSS HIS FUCKING NOSE...THERE IS BLOOD AND FUR ALL OVER THE PLACE .

THE OPTIMIST WOULD SAY THAT THE WORLD IS FUCKED...BUT IN A GOOD WAY .

THE TENNIS PLAYER

WE TOOK THIS TENNIS PLAYER...STUCK HIM IN A PARALLEL UNIVERSE...WHERE EVERYONE IS THE SAME AS HERE...ONLY DIFFERENCE...HE WAS NOW THE BEST TENNIS PLAYER ON THE PLANET...AND HOW DID HE DEAL WITH THIS ??? HE SIMPLY ASSUMED THAT HE GOT BETTER...AND WHY DID HE DO THIS ??? SIMPLE...WE GRAVITATE TO THE CONCLUSIONS THAT WE SO DESIRE...IT IS OUR NATURE .

AND THIS IS THE ROAD TO HUMANISM...IF SOMETHING IS GOOD...WE MUST HAVE DONE IT .

THE BLACK LAB

THE BLACK LAB WOULD TAKE FOOD FROM THE TABLE...EAT JUST ABOUT ALL OF IT...AND PLACE THE REMAINS INTO THE GOLDEN RETRIEVER'S FOOD BOWL...now , there are two main point here...the first one obviously has something to do with intelligence...and as for the second...simple...he who has no conscious ...gets to have a hardy meal .

THE QUESTION

I KNOW THIS FELLOW...WHO SPENT HIS ENTIRE YOUNG ADULT LIFE NEGLECTING HIS THREE KIDS...THEN...TO ADD INSULT TO INJURY...HE SPENT HIS ENTIRE MID LIFE...SUPPORTING A CULT...AND THE QUESTION IS...HOW IN  THE FUCK DOES HE JUSTIFY THIS BEHAVIOR ???

...AND THE OTHER QUESTION IS , OF COURSE...ARE WE DOING SOMETHING JUST AS RETARDED WITH OUR LIVES ???

IS YOUR PARENT INSANE ???

HOW TO TELL IF YOUR PARENT IS INSANE...THEY MAKE YOU EAT SECONDS AND THIRDS...THEN BITCH THAT YOU ARE TOO FAT .

commitment...march 1989

THE MORE YOU COMMIT YOURSELF TO ANOTHER...THE MORE IT FUCKING HURTS WHEN YOU DISCOVER IT IS NOT APPRECIATED...MOST DEAL WITH THIS BY BECOMING BITTER...OR HARD...OR RESENTFUL...A BETTER IDEA...FORGIVE...BUT FIRST MAKE SURE YOUR investment is reasonable in the first place .

PREACH TO THEM ALL YOU WANT...JUST DON'T FORGET YOUR FUCKING GUN .

MUDDY WATERS...JUNE 7 2014

IT IS WHAT WE EMBRACE DEEP WITHIN OURSELVES THAT MAKES US BEAUTIFUL...AND THE BEAUTIFUL SOUL TRANSLATES TO A BEAUTIFUL PATH...AND A BEAUTIFUL PATH...TO A BEAUTIFUL DESTINATION.

response to a letter...

yea...that sounds about right...the formula i live by is..."will these people love and forgive me...no matter what i say or do ??? "...and in the case of organized religion...we know what the answer is...luv stu

HIGH STANDARDS...

IT IS GOOD TO HAVE LOW STANDARDS...HIGH STANDARDS JUST FUCK YOU UP WHEN YOU FIND OUT EVERYONE THINKS THAT THEY ARE FUNNY .

SMILE...GOD LOVES YOU !!!

LOVE IS LEARNED...MARCH 1089

EVERYTHING AROUND YOU WILL SPEAK TO YOU...HOW MUCH WITHIN YOU LISTENS...IS YOUR CHOICE .

IRONY...

IRONY...I MISSED MY DOCTORS APPOINTMENT BECAUSE I WAS SICK .

DRINKING YOURSELF TO DEATH...

DYLAN THOMAS MAY HAVE DRANK HIMSELF TO DEATH...BUT YOU SHOULD SEE HIS LIVER...OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT .

I AM ALONE WITH MY SISTER ,THE WIND AND MY BROTHER ,THE SNOW AND MY AUNT ,THE COLD AND MY NEPHEW ,THE MOMENT AND MY NIECE ,THE FROZEN GROUND .

WHAT IS SEX ABOUT ???

1-PROVING YOU ARE SOMEONE
2-PROVING YOU ARE NOT SOMEONE
3-PROVING YOU ARE SOMEONE YOU ARE NOT
4-PROVNG NOTHING BUT THINK YOU ARE PROVING SOMETHING
5-PROVING THERE IS NOTHING TO PROVE BUT PROOF ITSELF
6-PROVING THAT PROOF ISN'T REALLY PROOF
7-PROVING PROOF IS NOTHING COMPARED TO THE GREATER PROOF
8-PROVING THE GREATEST PROOF IS VERY INSIGNIFICANT
9-PROVING INSIGNIFICANCE MAY BE ALL THE PROOF YOU NEED
10-PROVING THAT IN THE END...THE ONLY REAL PROOF IS THE PROOF PEOPLE FEEL  NO NEED TO PROVE

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REVIVAL...WHEN A BUNCH OF GUILT RIDDEN CEMENT GARDENERS...ATTEMPT TO RUN AWAY FROM THEIR SEXUAL URGES .

THE PSYCHIATRIST

I NEVER MET A PSYCHIATRIST...THAT DIDN'T NEED ONE .

SEXUAL HEALING...NOVEMBER 1989

THOSE WHO CONTROL ONES SEXUALITY , CONTROL ONES SOUL .

THE CATHOLIC CHURCH USED TO SUPPLY THEIR MONKS WITH PROSTITUTES SO THEY WOULDN'T MASTURBATE .

DO THE MATH .

ONLY THAT WHICH IS EXPOSED TO THE LIGHT CAN BE HEALED...AND THAT IS WHY RELIGION OFFERS NO LIGHT...THE DARKNESS DWELLERS WILL ALLOW THEMSELVES TO BE LED AROUND...THEY HAVE NO ALTERNATIVE . 

ARE CHICKS SUPPOSED TO HAVE FIVE TITS ???

SELFISHNESS...DECEMBER 1989

IT DOES NOT BOTHER ME THAT PEOPLE WANT TO BE PRAISED...WE ALL NEED TO OVERCOMPENSATE FOR ONE THING OR ANOTHER...WHAT DOES BOTHER ME , HOWEVER...IS WHEN PEOPLE FUCK UP THE LIVES OF OTHERS...AND WANT TO BE PRAISED FOR THAT.

LIFE IS THE JOURNEY OF MOVING FROM SELF...TO SELFLESS.    

REMOVE SHOES BEFORE YOU JUMP OFF OF LEDGE...PLEASE AND THANK YOU .

WHO CARES , ANYWAY...DECEMBER 1989

DON'T YOU THINK THAT ALL THIS CRAP WE ARE FED...IS SIMPLY THERE TO GET OUR MINDS OFF OF WHAT IS REALLY IMPORTANT ???

PASSOVER

THE THING ABOUT LIFE...ESSENTIALLY...IS THAT WE SPEND JUST ABOUT THE WHOLE FUCKING THING WAITING FOR A FEW CERTAIN MOMENTS TO ARRIVE...however...SINCE WE VIRTUALLY NEVER PREPARE FOR THESE MOMENTS...WHEN THEY DO ARRIVE...THEY PASS RIGHT BY US LIKE NOTHING EVER HAPPENED...WE ARE LEFT EMPTY HANDED...AND MOST OF US WILL GRAB ONTO THE FIRST PIECE OF SHIT THAT FLOATS BY...unaware that it is nothing but an overcompensation .

I SHIT HEAD

YOU KNOW HOW , FROM TIME TO TIME...A FRIEND OF YOURS IS ACTING LIKE A COMPLETE ASS...AND YOU...FOR WHATEVER REASON...DECIDE TO LET THE WHOLE FUCKING THING PASS BY...YOU KNOW...LIKE YOU ARE THE ANGEL OF DEATH AND THEY HAD BLOOD ON THEIR FRONT DOOR OR SOMETHING ??? THAT'S FINE...BUT HERE IS A PIECE OF INFORMATION THAT MAY HELP YOU TO ENLIGHTEN THE SUBJECT :

AS FAR AS THEY ARE CONCERNED...YOU DID NOT LET THEM OFF THE PROVERBIAL HOOK...IN FACT...NOT ONLY DID THEY DO NOTHING WRONG...CHANCES ARE...YOU ARE A BIG FUCKING , IGNORANT VILLAIN...AND YOU ARE SHUTTING YOUR FESTERING GOB BECAUSE YOU , MY DEAR SHIT HEAD...ARE AS FUCKING GUILTY AS HELL...EVEN IF NOBODY KNOWS WHAT YOU HAVE DONE .

THE FUNERAL

IT WAS A WEIRD FUNERAL...THE ONLY THING THAT GAVE IT DIGNITY WAS THE CLOWN ON THE SKATEBOARD...THE REST WAS JUST STUPID .

BEAUTIFUL THING

BEFORE YOU FUCK SOMEONE YOU LOVE OVER...LIE TO THEM...WHATEVER YOUR GIG IS...remember this...LOVE THAT HAS NOT BEEN BLEMISHED...OR DEFILED IN ANY WAY...IS THE KEY TO UNSPEAKABLY JOY AND COMFORT...IT IS THE ETERNAL CONNECTION THAT KNOWS NO BOUNDARIES OR LIMITATIONS...IT IS LIKE CONNECTING THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE TO ONE SINGLE SPACE IN TIME .

BE CAREFUL , GRASSHOPPER...AS THIS IS THE TRUE " FEAR OF GOD " .

HOW CAN I TRUST YOU...AFTER THAT FUCKING GOD-AWFUL PIE YOU BAKED IN YOUR ASS ???