COSMIC PER PORTIONS...

YOU DON'T SPEAK ANY LANGUAGE...BUT I CAN TELL BY THE WAY YOU TWITCH YOUR NOSE...YOU HAVE A REVELATION OF COSMIC PER PORTIONS .

YOUR SOUL IS A LAKE...

YOUR SOUL IS A LAKE...UNFORGIVENESS IS A DAM...AND THE BEAVERS HAVE GONE ALL FUCKING NUTS .

THE PRICKS AND THE ILLUSIONS...

DO YOU KNOW WHO IS NOT AFRAID OF BEING A MISERABLE LITTLE PRICK ??? A MISERABLE LITTLE PRICK !!! IT IS THEIR POTATO SOUP...BUT THEY BELIEVE IT TO BE T-BONE STEAK .

ROBBIE THE MOOSE...

AND ALL THE MOOSE WALKED SIDEWAYS...EXCEPT FOR ROBBIE...WHO NEVER GOT ANY SEX .

HOLDING IT ALL TOGETHER...

THE PROBLEM IS THE GLUE THAT HOLDS RELATIONSHIPS TOGETHER...IT IS FUCKING BUBBLEGUM .

EXPLORING YOUR SEXUALITY AND GRAMMAR WITH YODA...

IS BLOW JOB A COMPOUND WORD...HUMMMMM...I KNOW NOT , I DO .

LIFE...HOW WELL CAN YOU BULLSHIT...( THE NEW HONESTY )

TWO THINGS ABOUT DEFENDING YOURSELF IN COURT...ONE...YOU NEVER WIN...TWO...YOU LOSE SO FUCKING BADLY...YOU NEVER TELL ANYONE ABOUT IT AS LONG AS YOU LIVE...HENCE...THE NEXT GENERATION OF SELF-DEFENDERS DOESN'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THEY ARE GETTING THEMSELVES INTO .

SPIRITUALITY...

IN CASE YOU HAVE NOT FIGURED IT OUT...SPIRITUALITY IS JUST ABOUT THE OPPOSITE OF RELIGION...LIKE COMPARING WATER TO A METAL .

THE PHONE CALL...

SO WHILE MY FRIEND , JIM , WAS CALLING ME ON THE PHONE...( " DRING , DRING ")...HE LOOKS ACROSS THE ROAD...AND THERE I AM...SO...IN ALL HIS INFINITE WISDOM AND KNOWLEDGE...AND KNOWLEDGE AND WISDOM...HE HANGS THE PHONE UP...GOOD MOVE , JIM .

TWO TAILED MONKEY...

I AM ONLY AS WEIRD AS A TWO TAILED MONKEY...IF THE LEFT TAIL IS THE DOMINANT ONE .

THERE IS A GOOD KIND OF FEAR...

I ONCE KNEW A GENTLEMAN WHO CHALLENGED AN ENTIRE MOTORBIKE GANG TO A FIGHT OVER THE BEST BRAND OF GUITAR .

MURDERER...

...SO...WHAT YOU ARE TELLING ME IS...I THINK YOU HAVE THE POTENTIAL TO BE A MURDERER...AND YOU ARE SO CONVINCED IT IS NOT TRUE...YOU WANT TO KILL ME FOR SAYING IT ???

THAT'S JUST DANDY !!!

WHIPLASH...JUNE / JULY 2015

HOW DO YOU CONTROL ??? FIND OUT WHAT SOMEONE NEEDS EMOTIONALLY...AND OFFER IT ON THE END OF A STICK .

DON'T LET LIFE...

THE AVERAGE PERSON FRAMES LIFE...THEN SPENDS THE NEXT 70 YEARS STARING  AT THE FRAME ...DON'T LET LIFE PASS YOU BY .

EVERYTHING YOU KNOW...

EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS NOT WRONG...BUT MOST OF IT IS .

BLIND AS A BAT...

IF YOU ARE BLIND AS A BAT...MAKE SURE YOU ARE BLIND AS AN ALL-KNOWING , ALL-SEEING BAT .

YOUR SHIT THING...JUNE / JULY2015

THE FRUIT OF TRUTH SHOULD NOT BE USED AS A DILL-DO .

KNOW YOUR SHIT...JUNE / JULY 3015

CONSUME SPIRITUAL ENLIGHTENMENT...AND RINSE OUT THE PIECES OF SHIT BETWEEN YOUR TEETH .

WATER MOVES...JUNE / JULY 2015

LOVE IS WATER...AND ITS PATH IS WRITTEN ON YOUR HEART .

I AM FAWN...JUNE / JULY 2015

MATURE LOVE CAN SHIFT FROM ONE FORM TO ANOTHER...DEPENDING UPON WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCE REQUIRES .

PROPELLING LOVE...

WITHOUT CONFLICT AND TENSION...MAYBE GROWTH  WOULD CEASE TO HAPPEN...TAKE BATMAN , FOR EXAMPLE...WITHOUT THE JOKER GETTING UP HIS ASS AND FUCKING UP HIS WORLD VIEW...HE WOULD JUST BE ANOTHER DICK IN A HALLOWEEN COSTUME...THAT IS TO SAY...THOSE WHO DO NOT SEE LIFE , THE UNIVERSE AND EVERYTHING...CAN POTENTIALLY PROPEL LOVE IN A REAL AND AUTHENTIC DIRECTION  .

THE REMAINS...

EVERYTHING WILL BE REDUCED TO ITS REAL SELF...MEANING , OF COURSE...VERY LITTLE WILL ACTUALLY REMAIN...THE PARADOX...WHAT DOES REMAIN IS MORE PRECIOUS THAN ANYONE CAN POSSIBLY IMAGINE .

THE WAY IT IS..

PEOPLE OFTEN HOLLER TO ACCENTUATE BEING RIGHT...THING IS..."THE SCREAMER" IS USUALLY THE ONE WHO IS WRONG...AND THAT IS WHY THEY FEEL THEY HAVE TO ACT LIKE IDIOTS...GO FIGURE .

COMMON SENSE...WEAR IT LIKE A RUBBER...

IF YOU SEE A BRAND OF TOILET PAPER WITH A CAT ON IT...THAT DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO WIPE YOUR ASS WITH A CAT !!!

ART...OCTOBER 2015

WHERE THERE IS NO LOVE...SOMETHING FUCKED UP WILL TAKE ITS PLACE .

PRAY...HOPE...SACRIFICE...BELIEVE...OCT . 2015

JUST ABOUT EVERY TIME A PROPHET ARISES...HIS MESSAGE IS..."GROW THE FUCK UP " .

STUPID...

NOT FAIR...SOMETIMES WHEN YOU SAY SOMETHING SMART...IT TURNS OUT TO BE STUPID...BUT EVERY TIME WHEN YOU SAY SOMETHING STUPID...IT TURNS OUT TO BE STUPID .

LIFE ON MARS...OCT . 3 2015

TAKE AWAY EVERYTHING UNTIL ALL YOU HAVE LEFT TO SEE IS YOURSELF .

THE WALKING DEAD...OCT . 17 2015

WHERE THERE IS TRUE LIFE...THERE IS JOY...EVEN IN THE MIDST OF SORROW .

DISCERN THE BANANA OF LIFE WISELY...

THERE ARE BANANAS OUT THERE...THAT EVEN MONKEYS WILL NOT EAT .

REAL AND FURTHER...JUNE / JULY 2015

BE STILL...HEAR THE ROARS OF THE UNIVERSE...THEY ARE BOTH GOD'S VOICE...A WARNING OF WHAT GOD'S VOICE IS NOT .

LANDSCAPES...JUNE / JULY 2015

A RELIGION IS USUALLY A GOOD IDEA...GONE TO A BAD FUCKING PLACE .

LIFE...

LIFE...WHAT WE SPREAD BETWEEN TWO PIECES OF " BREAD" .

MY FRANKENSTEIN...JUNE / JULY 2015

WE ARE PIECES OF THOUGHTS AND IDEAS AND PEOPLE...BOLTED TOGETHER WITH SOMETIMES IRON AND SOMETIMES LOVE .

BACK OF THE CHURCH , BASTARD...

THE POOR NO LONGER HAVE TO SIT AT THE BACK OF THE CHURCH...BUT THEY GOTTA DO SOME POWERFUL SUCKING .

FLARMOLOGY

THE WIND AND THE SHIT...JUNE / JULY 2015

THE MORE YOU LOVE SOMEONE...THE MORE THEY HAVE TO RESENT YOU WHEN THEY WALK AWAY .

MEAN AND ROTTEN...

ESSENTIALLY , PEOPLE ARE NOT PARTICULARLY MEAN OR ROTTEN...THEY JUST GET "LOST IN THE WOODS"... AND THE MEAN AND ROTTEN SUDDENLY APPEARS .

PEOPLE AND DOGS...

PEOPLE ARE LIKE DOGS...THE LESS SIGNIFICANT THEY THINK THEY ARE...THE MORE THEY YAP .

THE PATH OF LOVE...

ONCE YOU FIND THE "PATH OF LOVE"...THERE ARE BETTER THINGS TO DO WITH IT THAN LOSE IT .

THE HEALING GAME...JUNE / JULY 2015

IN EVERY AREA WE ARE FUCKED UP...THERE IS A LIE DROOLING IN THE CORNER OF THE ROOM .

SEX AND POWER...

IF SEX BECOMES A POWER STRUGGLE...THEN LET GO OF ALL POWER .

THE TUNNEL OF LOVE...

DON'T CONFUSE THE STRAW THAT THEY SUCKED YOUR BRAINS THROUGH...WITH THE TUNNEL OF LOVE .

KNOWING EACH OTHER...

KNOWING EACH OTHER IS A SANDWICH...DON'T  HIDE THE TASTE UNDER MUSTARD AND OTHER TYPES OF TURDS .

THE BRIDGE...

BEFORE YOU WALK ACROSS THE BRIDGE...MAKE SURE IT IS STILL THERE .

THE FISH BELOW THE SURFACE...

I CAUGHT A VERY UGLY FISH...THEN I REMEMBERED WHAT I SAID TO THAT LITTLE GIRL .

SING A SONG , BABY...

MAYBE ACROSS THE UNIVERSE...THE LESS A PLANET RECOGNIZES LOVE...THE MORE THEY SING ABOUT IT .

THE BLOOD BATH...

so the DON'T EAT WHERE YOU SHIT people...declared war on the DON'T SHIT WHERE YOU EAT people...and it was a fucking blood bath .

A DOOR IS A DOOR IS A DOOR...

SUCKING A PEACH THROUGH A BREAST...AND A BOTTLE OF RED WINE THROUGH THE OTHER...THIS  IS A BACKDOOR TO ETERNAL LOVE...BUT IT IS STILL A DOOR .

WE ALL KNOW ONE OF THESE...

...THEN THERE ARE THE FUCKERS WHO ARE NOT AROUND FOR THREE WEEKS...AND WHEN YOU FINALLY SEE THEM...THEY WONDER WHERE YOU HAVE BEEN .

HAMMERS AND CROWS...

SOMETIMES LIFE IS JUST PICKING OUR TEETH WITH HAMMERS AND CROWS .

CONCLUSIONS...

THE LESS INFORMATION INVOLVED IN MAKING A CONCLUSION...THE HAPPIER IT IS USUALLY RECEIVED .

LIFE IS SHORT...

LIFE IS SHORT...SO IS YOUR DICK .

I THINK IT IS THE "OR SOMETHING"...

WHEN I GO TO GET FAST FOOD...AND THERE IS NOBODY AT THE COUNTER...I TRY TO ASSUME THE BEST...LIKE...MAYBE THEY ARE OUT BACK...FINDING A CURE FOR CANCER , OR SOMETHING .

EAR PEOPLE AND ALIENS...

THERE WAS A VIDEO RECENTLY OF SOME POOR FUCKER PICKING HIS EAR AND EATING IT...I DON'T EVEN THINK HE - THE INDIVIDUAL WHO MADE THE VIDEO - GOT PAID TO HUMILIATE THIS GUY...HE FUCKED UP HIS LIFE...FOR FREE .

AND YOU WONDER WHY THE ALIENS DON'T MAKE CONTACT ???

GONE TO SHIT...JULY / SEPT . 2015

WHEN EVERYTHING GOES TO SHIT...MOST DINE ON SHIT SANDWICHES...TRY JUST ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE .

THE GARBAGE CAN OF YOUR SOUL...

MAY THE GARBAGE CAN OF YOUR SOUL...NOT BE INFESTED WITH RATS .

THE CREATURE...

THE CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON WAS NEITHER BLACK NOR A CREATURE...YOU KNOW...BESIDES BEING A CREATURE AND ALL .

WALKING THROUGH THE PARK...

WALKING THROUGH THE PARK...THESE TEENAGERS DECIDED TO APPROACH ME WITH VIOLENT INTENTIONS...SUDDENLY , THEY LOOKED BEHIND ME AND BEGAN TO SCREAM...THEY THEN RAN THROUGH THE MUD...AND THE SHIT...AND THE PISS...CALLING ME NAMES LIKE "SHIT FOR BRAINS COCK-SUCKER" AS THEY CONTINUED ON , GETTING SMALLER AND SMALLER IN THE DISTANCE .

...NOW , YOU TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED .

TELEVANGELISTS...

DID YOU EVER SEE A TELEVANGELIST ??? DID YOU EVER WONDER WHY HE WAS A HE AND NOT A SHE ??? SIMPLE...NOBODY WHO EVER GAVE BIRTH TO A CHILD...WOULD EVER BE SO COLD AND RUTHLESS TO DO SUCH A THING.

...THINGS HAPPEN FOR A REASON .

CRISIS ??? WHAT CRISIS ???

PEOPLE WHO WOULD PISS ON YOU UNDER NORMAL CIRCUMSTANCES...WILL OFTEN RISK THEIR LIVES TO HELP YOU IN A CRISIS .

WHY ???

WEIRD SHIT...

THE MORE REAL SOMETHING IS...THE MORE WEIRD SHIT HAPPENS AROUND IT .

RELIGION AND HOW IT DEVELOPS...

THE THING ABOUT MOST RELIGIONS...IS AS SOON AS THEY BOOT ALL THE ANGELS...( PRIDE , ARROGANCE , ETC ) ...THERE IS A HERD OF DEMONS  AT THE FRONT DOOR READY  TO TAKE THEIR PLACE .

CENTER OF THE GALAXY...

THE PROBLEM WITH CONSIDERING YOURSELF THE CENTER OF THE GALAXY...IS THAT YOU DON'T HAVE A FUCKING CLUE WHAT THE GALAXY IS MADE UP OF .

LIVING ON THE FAULT LINE...

THERE CAN BE A HUGE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOING SOMETHING WRONG...AND JUST PISSING SOMEONE OFF .

WISDOM LITERATURE...

NEVER RUB A GORILLA'S  TESTICLES COUNTER CLOCKWISE .

HIDE AND SEEK...

LIFE IS A GAME OF HIDE AND SEEK...MORE HIDE THAN SEEK .

SHADOWS UP ASS HOLES...

A SHADOW HIDING UP AN ASS NEVER FEELS LIKE HE HAS ACCOMPLISHED ANYTHING .

SWALLOW THE WATER ???

WE ARE ALL IN THE RIVER...AND WE ALL HEAR VOICES THAT SAY..."SWALLOW "...SOME DO...SOME DON'T .

HUMILITY ???

IT TAKES A LOT OF HUMILITY TO ADMIT YOU ARE PROUD .

SKINNY DIPPING AND SEX...

SKINNY DIPPING...MEANS SEX...A BACK-RUB...MEANS SEX...AS FOR SEX...JUST HIDE IT BEHIND ANYTHING...CLICK YOUR HEALS...AND IT MEANS WHATEVER YOU WANT IT TO .

MASTURBATING ON THE LAWN...

A FATHER SAID TO HIS DAUGHTER..."THERE WILL BE NO MASTURBATING IN THIS HOUSE"...SO SHE DID IT ON THE FRONT LAWN .

WHAT HAPPENS NEXT ???

EVERYONE HURTS EACH OTHER...THE QUESTION IS...WHAT HAPPENS NEXT ???

A SKY BRIDLED...

PERCEPTION IS FINE TUNING OUR HEART , MIND AND SOUL TOWARD LOVE .

THIS IS THE END...

MOST PEOPLE DO NOT SEE THE BEGINNING OF THE END...AND THE END OF THE END...IS DEFINITELY OUT OF THE QUESTION .

CRUSHED HEART BLUES...

I WONDER IF THE GUY WHO INVENTED THE TERM..."CRUSHED HEART "...IS ALSO THE GUY WHO INVENTED THE TERM..."I GOT A CRUSH ON YOU ??? " .

BEE HORNY...

SHE SAID TO ME..."YOU ARE A HORNY LITTLE DEVIL"...I REPLIED..."MY HORN IS FAR BIGGER THAN THE DEVIL'S , MY DEAR " .

FUCKING UP...

IT IS NOT THE FUCKING UP THAT MAKES LIFE COMPLICATED...IT IS THE FUCKING UP THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO RESOLVE THE FUCKING UP...THAT REALLY FUCKS THINGS UP .

SEEK LOVE...NOTHING ELSE...

JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING GIVEN TO ME WORTH WHILE...I WAS NOT CHASING .

INSECURITY...

IF YOU MAKE SOMEONE FEEL INSECURE ABOUT THEMSELVES...ESPECIALLY THEIR SEXUALITY...THEY WILL ATTACK YOU...I MEAN...GO ASK JESUS , IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME .

CHOOSING FRIENDS...

WHO CAN FILL YOUR BIGGEST HOLE...MAY NOT BE THE BEST WAY TO CHOOSE YOUR FRIEND...OR LOVER...OR , MAYBE , EVEN PET DOG .

"GUTTERSLUTS"...

DON'T YOU FIND IT INTERESTING THAT THE "RIGHTEOUS PEOPLE"...TURN OUT TO BE "GUTTER SLUTS"...AND THE "GUTTERSLUTS"...WELL...THEY TURN OUT TO BE "GUTTERSLUTS" TOO ???

BEFORE YOU SHARE YOUR SOUL...

BEFORE YOU SHARE YOUR SOUL FOR SUPPER...DE-BUG IT.

SCREAMS OF A WINTER NIGHT...

THE TRUTH IS OFTEN REPLACED WITH SCREAMS AND HOLLERS...THAT IS...HOW COULD SOMEONE BE WRONG IF THEY ARE THAT PASSIONATE ABOUT IT ???

ANSWER : VERY FUCKING EASY .

I AM AWARE COWS DO NOT HAVE NUTS...

PEACE , FREEDOM , ACCEPTANCE...UNTIL ONE OF YOUR "SACRED COWS" GETS HIS NUTS CAUGHT IN A VICE...THEN WE ATTACK .

SUBLIMATE , YOU LITTLE HORSE...

PEOPLE WHO WANT TO CONTROL YOU...OFTEN WANT TO SCREW YOU...IT JUST COMES OUT ASS BACKWARDS .

GET LUCKY...

IF WE ARE LUCKY...WE WILL LEARN NOT TO DO THE WRONG THINGS...BECAUSE THEY WILL BLOW UP IN OUR FACE .

BELIEVE WHAT YOU WANT...

BELIEVE WHAT YOU WANT...JUST DON'T THINK IT'S TRUE .

SHITHEAD...

A SHIT HEAD IS NOT THERE TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER ABOUT YOURSELF .

PICKING OUR TEETH WITH HAMMERS AND CROWS...

CRACK A HEAD OPEN ALL YOU WANT...THE LIGHT WILL NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT .

CONFESSION...

DID YOU EVER CONFESS SHIT...TO HIDE THE REAL SHIT ???

EVERYTHING FADES...

THE UNIVERSE IS LIKE AN ERECTION...IT EXPANDS...REACHES ITS CLIMAX...THEN GOES BACK INTO ITS NON-THREATENING POSTURE .

DEFENDING STUFF...

IF SOMEONE EVER CONFRONTS YOU ON YOUR RELIGION...AND SYSTEMATICALLY PROVES IT TO BE 100% WRONG...THE BEST LINE OF DEFENSE IS TO SAY..."NO IT ISN'T" .

IF YOU EVER WATCHED " STAR WARS " , AND I ASSUME THAT YOU HAVE ; YOU WILL QUICKLY DISCOVER A TRUTH THAT RESONATES WITH EVERY CREATURE ON OUR PLANET ; DARE I SAY , EVERY CREATURE IN THE UNIVERSE .. THE THING ABOUT BOTH " STAR WARS " AND " THE MATRIX " IS THAT , THOUGH NOT PARTICULARLY GOOD MOVIES , THEY PROPEL A TRUTH THAT EVERYONE FEELS INSIDE , AND NOT TOO MANY CAN ARTICULATE VERY WELL . HENCE , EVERYONE GOES AWAY FEELING THAT THEY HAVE BEEN EXPOSED TO SOMETHING ETERNAL , THOUGH MOST REALLY CANNOT DRAW A REASONABLE DIAGRAM TO EXPLAIN IT ALL.

MOTHER NATURE NEEDS A BLOW JOB...

MOTHER NATURE NEEDS A BLOW JOB .

LAYERS OF MUSIC AND SKIN...

HIGHWAYS AND HALLWAYS...IT IS THE STATE OF YOUR HEART THAT DETERMINES   THE DIFFERENCE .

THE PANCAKE WE CALL ETERNAL LOVE...

ETERNAL LOVE IS A PANCAKE...AND YOU BETTER NOT BE MASTURBATING WHEN IT IS TIME TO FLIP IT .

IT ALL COME DOWN TO BUNNIES...

IF TRUTH WERE A BUNNY RABBIT...WE WOULD MAKE SURE THE BUNNY WAS VERY CONVENIENT...EITHER THAT...OR FRY IT UP .

REPRESSED TESTICALS...GO NUTS...

IF YOU WONDER WHAT EXACTLY HAPPENS WHEN A HUMAN IS FORCED TO REPRESS THEIR SEXUALITY...TRY STUDYING THE VILLAINS OF THE WILD , WILD WEST...I MEAN...ONCE AN INDIVIDUAL CANNOT BE WHO THEY ARE...THEN...THERE IS NO LIMIT ON WHAT THEY WILL BECOME .

THE HUMAN SPIRIT...

THE HUMAN SPIRIT...KNOWS NO END TO THE AMOUNT OF DUCT TAPE IT HAS USED .

FUCK UP SONG...

DO YOU KNOW WHAT IS REALLY COOL ??? WHEN YOU FUCK SOMEONE UP...THEN JUDGE THEM FOR BEING ALL FUCKED UP .

BECOMING LOVE...

BECOMING LOVE...IS BECOMING REAL .

INTO THIS LIFE...JULY / SEPT . 2015

WHO YOU ARE BECOMES PART OF EVERYTHING YOU SEE...NOTHING IS COMPLETELY THERE .

OUR OWN PERSONAL TRUTH...

WE  SEEK THE TRUTH THAT  TICKLES OUR KNOTTY BITS .

ROADS...JULY 25 2015

HARVEST LOVE...NOT POTATOES *

*THOUGH POTATOES ARE FINE AS WELL .

NATURE / NURTURE...

ALL SAILORS LOVE WIND...AND ALL TENNIS PLAYERS HATE IT ...

...NATURE / NURTURE , MY ASS .

ORGANIC / GENERIC...JULY / SEPT . 2015

LIFE BECOMES REAL...AS IT IS SUBMITTED TO LOVE .

MAKING NOW , ZEN

WE SPEND OUR ENTIRE LIVES MAKING A SANDWICH THAT WE WILL SOME DAY EAT...(AND BY SANDWICHES...I DON'T MEAN SANDWICHES , EITHER) .

LIFE IN REVERSE...JULY / SEPT . 2015

LIFE IS MEASURED IN LOVE YOU HAVE LIVED...NOT DAYS .

BELIEF SYSTEM...JULY / SEPT . 2015

YOUR BELIEF SYSTEM WILL CARRY YOU THROUGH LIFE...BUT IF YOU BELIEVE CROCODILES ARE FRIENDLY...IT MAY NOT CARRY YOU VERY FAR .

BALANCE...JULY / SEPT . 2015

THE MORE SOMETHING IS BULLSHIT...THE MORE VIOLENTLY IT IS DEFENDED...ADD A FEW LIES...AND YOU GOT YOURSELF A NEW PLANET .

PRIMEVAL...JUNE / SEPT 2015

EVOLUTION GROWS US AND MATURES US...RIGHT UNTIL THE MOMENT WE GET AFRAID...THEN IT ALL FALLS TO SHIT AND  WE BREAK OUT THE CLUBS .

PERSPECTIVE...JULY / SEPT . 2015

I WOULD RATHER THE GLASS BE HALF EMPTY...THAN HALF FULL...ESPECIALLY IF THE LIQUID FILLING IT...WAS PISS .

FREEDOM ???

A FRIEND OF MINE AND MYSELF WERE TALKING IN THIS COFFEE SHOP ABOUT THE   HARDEST THING I HAVE EVER HAD TO DO IN MY LIFE...THAT IS...LETTING GO OF  % &  @ $...

...10 MINUTES INTO THE CONVERSATION , I LOOK OUT THE WINDOW BEHIND HER SHOULDER ...AND ACROSS THE STREET THERE IS A SIGN THAT READS... "BE FREE % & @ $ "...

THE UNIVERSE HAS ORDER...IT JUST IS NOT OUR ORDER .

I'M SCARED...JULY / SEPT . 2015

THE MORE YOU ARE LOVED...THE LESS YOU HAVE TO HIDE.

THE MUSKRAT...

THE MUSKRAT POINTS HIS FINGER AT THE BEAVER , WHO HE HAD NEVER SEEN BEFORE... AND SAYS..." YOU SURE ARE A JUDGMENTAL LITTLE SHIT" ...MR . BEAVER JUST YAWNS...AND DREAMS OF FRIED CHICKEN .

SASQUATCH MY SASQUATCH...JULY / SEPT . 2015

IF PEOPLE DEMAND THAT YOU ARE LIKE THEM...IT IS PROBABLY BECAUSE THEY DON'T KNOW WHO THEM IS .

JUDGEMENTAL DAYZ...JULY / SEPT . 2015

THIS MINISTER USED TO TALK TO ME ABOUT GOD PURGING HIS CHURCH OF SIN...YEARS LATER...IT WAS TORN DOWN AND MADE INTO A PARKING LOT .

...HE WAS RIGHT .

THE LOST WORLD...JULY / SEPT . 2015

THE MORE YOU LOVE ANOTHER...THE GREATER THE PAIN IF IT IS NOT RETURNED .

...BE CAREFUL .

CONNECTION IS THE PASSAGEWAY TO FEELING THE UNIVERSE .

MAN ON THE MOON...AUG . 10 2015

WHAT MOST PEOPLE REALLY SEE IN FRONT OF THEM...IS THE SAME SHIT THEY SEE BEHIND THEM...JUST WITH MORE WRINKLES .

PAINTING THINGS...JULY / SEPT . 2015

THE NOISE IN THE HOUSE : A CARPENTER WOULD HEAR A HOUSE SETTLING...AN EXORCIST WOULD HEAR A GHOST...A SEX FIEND WOULD HEAR PEOPLE SCREWING...AND SO IT GOES...
THE TRUTH MAY OR MAY NOT GET LOST IN THE CONFUSION .

MORE ON FUCKING UP

THE NATURE OF FUCKING UP...IS TO DEVELOP A SECONDARY BEHAVIOR...COMPOSED MAINLY OF SELF RIGHTEOUSNESS AND BULLSHIT .

KINDNESS AND HAPPINESS...

WHEN YOU SEE A KIND AND HAPPY FACE...SMILE...AND REMEMBER...IT MAY NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN .

YOU PRICK !!!

BEING A PRICK...IS USUALLY IS JUST A DEFENSE MECHANISM...THE PRICK JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED .

TRAINING DAY...JULY / SEPT . 2015

"YUMMMM"...SAYS THE LAZY FUCKER..."THIS BAR OF SHIT WILL TASTE BETTER THAN THE OTHERS " ...HIS BUDDIES , AT GUN POINT...ALL AGREE .

LOST IN TRANSLATION...JULY / SEPT . 2015

I WENT ON VACATION...ONLY TO COME HOME AND BE INFORMED THAT I WAS SHOT DEAD... I WAS NOT .

ALIVE PEOPLE ARE DEAD...GAY PEOPLE ARE STRAIT...HAPPY PEOPLE ARE SAD...AND THOSE HUNG LIKE A MULE HAVE A TINY PENIS...WELCOME TO PLANET EARTH .

IT WAS AN INSIDE JOB...

BACK IN THE MID 80'S...MY DOG LICKED PRINCESS DI ON THE FACE DURING A "ROYAL PARADE"...THESE DAYS...THEY WOULD HAVE TORTURED HER FOR  INFORMATION .

IN ANY RESPECT...

IF YOU CAN'T "GET DOWN" WITH YOURSELF...YOU CAN'T "GET DOWN" WITH ANYONE ELSE .

CHEESECAKE...

IF YOUR FAILED CHEESECAKE RECIPE IS YOUR BIGGEST ISSUE...ODDS ARE...YOU ARE A DANGEROUS PERSON .

RELIGION'S OTHER FACE...AUG . 15 2015

NEW YORK CITY...I WALK UP TO THIS SECURITY GUARD...AND ASK HIM HOW HE IS COPING WITH THE MURDER...HE BEGINS TO CRY...WE TALK...

I AM...god...JULY / SEPT .2015

IF THE MORE YOU LIMITED YOURSELF...THE HARDER YOUR PENIS BECAME...THEN I WOULD UNDERSTAND...AS IT IS...NO .

ORDINARY AVERAGE GUY...JULY / SEPT . 2015

IF YOU ARE GOING THROUGH LIFE WITH YOUR DICK HANGING OUT...PEOPLE NOTICE...THEY MAY NOT SAY ANYTHING...BUT THEY NOTICE .

I AM BEING SARCASTIC...

BEFORE YOU SET OUT TO RUIN SOMEONE'S LIFE...MAKE SURE YOU FABRICATE A REASONABLE EXCUSE .

PATTERNS...JUNE / JULY 2015

YOU WILL NEVER BREAK YOUR UNHEALTHY PATTERNS BY TWITCHING YOUR NOSE AND CLICKING YOUR HEALS .

THE WALKING DEAD...OCT . 2015

SHIT DRAWS FLIES TOGETHER...BE CAREFUL WHO YOUR FRIENDS ARE .

LIFE ON MARS...OCT . 2015

DELUSIONS ARE THERE TO ESCAPE FROM...NOT WORSHIP .

WALK LIKE A DUCK...

JUST BECAUSE YOU WALK LIKE A DUCK...DOES NOT MAKE YOU A BAD PERSON...( AT LEAST NOT IN NOVA SCOTIA ) .

UNDERSTANDING...

YOU DON'T HAVE TO UNDERSTAND...BUT YOU GOT TO UNDERSTAND THAT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND .

PRAY , HOPE , SACRIFICE , BELIEVE...OCT . 2015

AS LIVES FALL APART...WE REBUILD WITH TAPE AND SPIT .

...TRY SOMETHING ELSE...AND CALLING TAPE AND SPIT BY DIFFERENT NAMES DOES NOT COUNT .

WHICH WAY ARE YOU GOING ???

IT IS NOT THE DIRECTION YOU ARE GOING...BUT WHO YOU ARE GOING THERE .

FEAR NOT MY ASS...

JESUS SAID..."FEAR NOT"...WHICH MEANS BY DEFINITION THAT HE DOES NOT WANT ME TO JOIN AN INSTITUTIONALIZED RELIGION...THAT IS TO SAY...FROM THE TOP OF MY PENIS TO THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART...ALL THEY TAUGHT ME WAS TO FEAR .

ART...OCTOBER 2015

WHO WE ARE IS THE TRAIL LEFT BEHIND .

LEADER OF THE PACK...JUNE / JULY 2015

THE CENTER OF EVERYTHING ALWAYS DEMANDS SEX , MONEY AND POWER...BUT THEY OFTEN OBSTAIN FROM TOBACCO PRODUCTS .

WIND OF CHANGE...JUNE / JULY 2015

A WATER CURRENT AND THE WIND...THEY ARE THE SAME...THE ONLY THING THAT CHANGES IS YOUR SUBMISSION OR LACK THERE OF .

CLOUDS COVER SKY...JUNE / JULY 2015

IF YOU CAN'T FEEL ANYTHING ANYMORE...GET A BIGGER SHOVEL .

FOUR TO SIX YEARS...JUNE / JULY 2015

THEY TEACH US TO BE OPEN IN GRADES ONE TO FOUR...HOW TO SMILE IN GRADES FIVE TO SIX...THEN THEY SPLIT YOU UP INTO TWO GROUPS...THE RUN AND HIDE...AND THE DRINK AND DECAPITATE .

...AND NO , IT IS NOT ALL IN GOOD FUN .

BEAUTIFUL TRANSITION...WRITTEN...APRIL / MAY 2015

WE GROW ONE OF TWO WAYS...TO REVEAL OURSELVES...OR TO COVER OURSELVES .

WRONG WAY...

THERE IS A CHURCH BEHIND MY APARTMENT BUILDING THAT HAS A SIGN IN FRONT OF IT THAT SAYS..."WRONG WAY " .

...SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT .

COMMUNITY AGAIN...JULY 18 2015

ROCKS FIT TOGETHER BEST...AFTER THEY HAVE BEEN SMASHED...SAME WITH PEOPLE .

PRECIOUS AND UNIQUE...

EVERYONE IS PRECIOUS AND EVERYONE IS UNIQUE...THE UNIQUE GETTING SHOT IN THE HEAD FAR MORE OFTEN .

DUMB ASS...

ARE YOU THE KIND OF PERSON WHO DISAPPEARS FOR THREE WEEKS...THEN WONDERS WHERE EVERYONE HAS GONE ???

FROZEN IN THE NIGHT...WRITTEN...APRIL / MAY 2015

THE BULLET HAS REMAINED INSIDE US...AND A CAL.LAS AND HARDNESS GROWS AROUND IT...TEAR IT...PRAY IT...OR BREAK IT OPEN .

RITUALOLOGY....WRITTEN...APRIL / MAY 2015

WHEN OUR HEART IS COMPLETELY FUCKED...OUR BEHAVIOR BECOMES THAT OF RITUALS...THE PERFECT BANANA PEEL .

FOUNDATION OF SHIT...MAY 16 2015

AS THE HARVEST APPEARS...YOU DISCOVER THE SHIT WAS NOT AN ENTITY BY ITSELF...BUT PART OF A PLAN TO LAY EVERYTHING NAKED .

REAL MAKES THINGS RUN IN ALL KINDS OF DIRECTIONS .