sex

the path to good sex....is sticking your penis in a dark and moist place !!! what dark and moist place...is your fucking business .

having a shit on top of another's head...

my father would say that people with brown hair looked like someone had a crap on top of their head...i would laugh at this...until one day...it dawned to me...i , myself , had brown hair on my head...after that...i just didn't laugh so hard .

(my hair changed color and is black now...but it still isn't as funny as it used to be ) . 

an ode to an asshole

i don't know how you live with yourself...and i sure as fuck don't know how you are going to die with yourself...amen .

why god created the world

a few times a day...across this wonderful planet...a few acts of genuine love take place...and this is why god created us...to witness the purity and wonder of life...whenever and where ever it happens...everything else is just here to perpetuate the motion...and allow these transcending things to take place .

no christmas presents...

willie nelson..."stardust"

we are now living in a world where we can actually enter a mainstream music store and not be able to find a copy of willie nelson's legendary STARDUST album...now , my fucking suspicion is that  i could find a copy in the bawls of jupiter...or , even have a few too many rum and cokes and pull one out of a mother fucking ass end of a black hole...POINT BEING...what kind of place is this becoming ???

prostitution...

the thing about prostitution is that it is such an honest way of communicating...that is to say , prostitution lets the cat out of the bag...or , in this case , pussy.

happening...

almost everything that happens...is simply there to perpetuate and drive what is real...and make it happen .

talking turns...

i asked this young fellow why he would not shut up and allow someone else to talk for a change...he went on for four hours about it .

then there was the phone conversation i had once...i went away to have a shit...came back 10 minutes later...and there he was...still talking...he never new that i was gone .  

feeding the poor

strange...but the vast majority of ''christians"  in the southern u.s.a. are against feeding and aid for the poor.."WHAT IS STRANGE ABOUT THIS ??? " YOU SAY...simple...feeding and helping the poor...is one of the few things jesus ever talked about .

geese and shit

one goose says to the other : "what do you mean , everyone in this world shits ??? i thought me and mom were the only ones" .

the mist...oct. 19 2013

most people are reasonable and fine...until IT happens...IT being that  catastrophic moment that compels people to either rise to the occasion...or sink like a stone .

DYNAMICS :

1-we gravitate toward comfort
2-comfort and security allow us to behave a certain way 
3-we pretend this is who we are
4-others buy it...they want their bull shit to be bought too...exchange
5-something changes...comfort is removed
6-truth rears its ugly head
7-life is revealed 

in loving another....it is natural for things to get real...thing is...the absence of love makes things real too...point...something will lead you into all truth...your love...or your sin...your choice .

before you judge...

before you judge...remember...it is not up to you to determine how amazing someones life should...or should not be !!!

the fact of the matter

the fact of the matter is that if we removed all the bullshit in this world at once...the entire economy would fall apart...i mean , for example...how many investments would go " tits up" if the truth were known about their integrity and such ???

POINT...PERSONALLY AND GLOBALLY...BULLSHIT IS TO BE DEALT WITH SLOWLY AND WITH GREAT CARE .  

be lazy...

be lazy...don't take the time and energy to believe all that bullshit that we are supposed to believe !!!

dragging my nuts...

what god wants...god gets

there are three types of people :  1-those who have what others want...they are pursued...2-those who don't have what others want...they are ignored...3-and those who have what others want but won't give it away...they are in trouble .

LOVE IS LETTING GO...

more on the universe...

the universe goes on forever...much in the same way your imagination goes on forever...we keep the illusion of limitations to make us feel safe...BUT JUST YOU WAIT...IF WE DO SURVIVE...and i doubt it...THEY WILL DISCOVER THAT UNIVERSE'S  CLUSTER  TOGETHER MUCH IN THE SAME WAY GALAXIES DO...and...of course...they will , once again , conclude that that is it...the end of it all .

 

what is sin

simple...god created everything to work together...like a well oiled machine...like water flowing down a river..."then came the white man"...in the words of that wonderful 70's canadian rock band..."the stampeders"...and along with every other race , creed and religion...managed to fuck it all up...ROUGHLY TRANSLATED...SIN IS WHEN WE GO AGAINST THE NATURE OF THINGS...SIN IS WHEN WE DO NOT FORFEIT OUR WILL TO THE WILL OF LOVE...no ,  it is not screwing , masturbating or even betting on your favorite toad at the local toad hopping contest...SIN IS MAKING OUR OWN AGENDA HAPPEN...WHEN SOMETHING FAR GREATER SUPPOSED TO TAKE PLACE .

EITHER LOVE CONTROLS...OR WE CONTROL . 

the good fight

if you don't have to fight for your love...that probably means there is nothing to fight for .

slug poetry

going insane

going insane
does not necessarily mean you will or will not
fit into society
other factors determine that
you know , like money
and being a good liar
fucking the wives of people
in high places 
shit like that
what going insane does mean however
is that you get to keep your foreskin
unless it is already gone 

bad

it is not that people would gladly "covet thy neighbors wife"...screw her into the grave and feel like they just discovered a cure for cancer....it is not that cheating a fellow employee out of a position by lying to the boss about every fucking last detail is seen as the best idea since mr. sanders discovered his secret recipe...and it is certainly not that bum fucking the secretary is a good idea simply because you are aware of how helpless she is and that her husband is brain dead in room 617 at the local hospital...YES INDEED , IT IS NOT ANY OF THESE THINGS THAT MAKE US A BAD PERSON...BUT WHAT DOES , YOU MAY ASK...SIMPLE...THE LACK OF HUMILITY PEOPLE DISPLAY REGARDING SUCH ACTIVITIES ...PERIOD .    

watch for sharks...

so my girlfriend is set to go skinny dipping with a client of hers...i know this because she tells me so...i get a little bit uptight...she senses it and asks me why...my reply..."isn't there sharks in those waters???"

LOOK , PEOPLE...YOU EITHER TRUST SOMEONE OR YOU DON'T...AMOUNT OF CLOTHES MAKES NO FUCKING DIFFERENCE . 

end of civilization

i don't think that civilization will end in the near future...because , just think about it...it really hasn't begun .

u.f.o.'s

you know why the u.f.o's are here , don't you ??? to make sure we don't develop the technology to get off this fucking planet...moment we do...BAM !!! we fucked , baby...all but the cockroach...the cockatoo...the cockasauras...and the cocky little kid they said would never grow up to be a rat interpretation artist...yet after the apocalypse...is the best in the world .       

hotel

fundamentalist religion...

the only difference between fundamentalist muslem and fundamentalist  christianity religion ??? SAND !!!

the latter days...

in the last days...the dead will rise from the grave...and that's why we need godzilla...to fuck them up .

never believe...

never believe anything is beyond you or anyone is below you .

part two of my "almost got killed in australia" trilogy

So I walked onto the beach , directly in front of a Kamodo Dragon . Thing is , only 50 or so years before , these things were said not to exist . Point being , it really would have been weird being eaten by a non-existent animal .

part one of my "almost got killed in australia" trilogy

nighttime in north australia...i walk down an unlit country road only to find a fan belt a couple of feet from the ditch...i attempt to pick it up but it slithers away...ROUGHLY TRANSLATED...the "fan belt" just happened to be a tia pan...the second most lethal snake on the planet...one bite can kill over 20 civilians...and my hand was about one inch from his slimy cold-blooded body before he finally decided to ignore me and bugger off .

becoming a man...

love sees all things...

life is more of a process of unlearning than learning...teachers are more into false messages than teenagers are into porn...trust your intuition...and your heart... but only after love has enveloped every second of your spiritual being . 

" LOVE SEES ALL THINGS " .

god...with a small "g" .

every time we see something...we impose our understanding upon it...which would not be a bad idea...if our understanding was not centered around the notion that our own personal truth...is god .

it is not how twisted we are...it is the amount of humility that is embraced in the sphere of our fucked-up-ness .

looking for space

if you take the space of others away...you may or may not be fucking up...if you give them all the space in the universe...then , at the very least...when all goes to hell...it had nothing to do with you and your point of view corralling then into the wrong direction ...do the math !!! 

what pisses me off

my father blew his head right off his shoulders in front of his wife...my brother shot a duck and drowned attempting to retrieve it...roughly translated...they both died by use of firearm...AND WHAT PISSES ME OFF ??? ANYONE WHO SEES THIS AS A COINCIDENCE !!!
they both worshiped guns and they both died by guns...cementing an eternal truth...IT ALL COMES AROUND , BABY !!! even if you don't " have eyes to see " .

awakening

a universal spiritual awakening is not getting an infinite # of clones to repeat the same shit at the same time...it is getting " two or more together " to really love , accept and forgive .

"IF ONE PERSON ACTUALLY LOVES YOU...YOU ARE DOING BETTER THAT JUST ABOUT EVERYONE ELSE" .(M . ALI  , paraphrase)    

respond...

it does not matter that your priest or minister is lying to you...that is his job...what matters is how you respond to it .

" DO EVERYTHING IN LOVE ."

scary monsters...sept 21 2013

every evil monster in the history of our planet wanted the same thing...control...fornicators...take comfort...the real issue in terms of pissing god off...has very little if anything to do with you and your crafty little deeds...though maybe not the best idea...the real heavy shit that god wants to deal with is hiding directly behind your sassy and sensual , hot and pussy-filled skirt...POINT...IT IS IN LETTING GO THAT WE FIND LOVE .

marking territory

return to the river

you don't use your brains so things will turn out differently...you use your brains so you will feel at peace with your contribution to the river...the banks of the river...and the direction that the river flows .

fear is a horrible thing

it is not that religion will attack anything that scares it that concerns me...it is that every fucking little thing that you can possibly imagine does scare it...from geese cartoons to dinosaur bones to people who like having their dick sucked...MATTERS NOT WITH THESE FUCKERS...if it does not agree with their dogma...they will retaliate .

AND MY POINT : FEAR IS A HORRIBLE THING . 

the nature of the beast

so we see the world as essentially bad...or essentially good...(god himself only knows how that conclusion is arrived at)...ANYWAY...the truth of the matter is that we keep projecting our own fucked up perceptions and views upon life in a completely inappropriate way...TRUTH BE KNOWN...this entire universe is essentially made to self destruct...and everything is partaking in the process as passionately as it can...a river destroys the earth it flows upon...we destroy our children with weird-o values...DON'T BE SO QUICK TO JUDGE...everything falling apart in this universe is simply the nature of the beast...SOLUTION...easy...find yourself another fucking universe .

" BE IN THIS WORLD BUT NOT OF THIS WORLD ."

blowing up a planet...

the great white shark

did you know that if a great white shark "strikes" less than 40 %...he will stop what he is doing and give himself a little break ??? ROUGHLY TRANSLATED...a great white shark is more capable of understanding the law of diminishing return than most people .