fucked up...

fucked up...is a good place to begin .

....go eat shit...

there is a special place in heaven for people who fuck people's lives up on purpose...it is called...'' the land of go eat shit " .

fucking up...

people fuck things up...then , as a ''going away present ''...they fuck them up worse .

hey , stupid...

...stupid has a plan...and it may not even be a stupid plan .

...never as ass hole...

...never an ass hole...who saw himself as such .

...thing it...

...thing is...you just don't know...

friends and cannibalism...

friends are for cherishing...cannibalism doesn't even finish in the top five .

...when love expires...

...love has no expiration date .

...truth...smoke it...

truth...smoke it one end at a time .

...your ass...

your ass should reflect the northern lights...especially if you have some paint .

...fucking up...

...lf you are not fucking up...you are probably fucking sideways .

...fuck - off

FUCK - OFF...truth with a good solid fart behind it .

sperm discount...

never buy your sperm at a sperm discount location .

...all that makes you shit...

trample all that makes you spirit...while chasing all that makes you shit .

...drunk and drunker...

DRUNK AND DRUNKER...the new game from STAGGER .

...love and crazy...

love will never be crazy enough...yet knows firm boundaries .

ode to soup...

soup should be projected out of your ass .

god may not bite...

god may not bite...but his pets sure do .

religion !!!

the only organisation in the world that considers entrapment to be a beautiful thing .

pudding...

pudding is more a way of life than a dessert .

...love coming...

love doesn't just come...when there is nothing better to do ,

...tall trees...

trees are not for nailing people...it just seems that way .

perception...

some things are best perceived with our ass hole .

...planet earth...

all creatures upon planet earth...belong on planet earth...especially the ones that can eat the ones that can eat me .

...god ' s creatures...

how can you tell it is one of god's creatures ??? it has a very confusing relationship with all the rest of them .

love may never fail...

love may never fail...but all else is failing so much...that it creates the illusion that love has gone to shit .

people are dangerous...

i am not saying people are dangerous...but they are !!!

...dirty soul...

dirty soul...dirty theology .

redemption-ology...sept . / dec . 2016

let it all go...what is left brings joy .

...road of truth...

the best way to stay on THE ROAD OF TRUTH...is to blowup every other fucking one .

planet earth...

planet earth is what god did...after he finished the benches .

love is not...

...love is not how far you squirt .

reality , what a concept...

reality has big teeth...and a penis that may or may not be good for your complexion .

a dope deal...

let's make a deal...you give me all your dope and i will blow it up your cheeky little bottom .

...after all is said and done...

after all is said and done...make sure nobody ever finds out it was you .

life is...

life is nothing more and nothing less than taking your dog for a walk .

does time...

...does time actually have testicles ???

love comes around...

love comes around...not because it has to but because it wants to .

smile...

smile...but don't smile so much that your eyes are blinded by skin and you run into oncoming traffic .

...i love you...

i know that if i say I LOVE YOU...you will piss your pants...and not in the good way , either .

life experience...

...if the sum total of your life experience is jerking off...you are still doing better than most people .

love reveals...

love reveals all things...and all other things .

kindness...

kindness...rub it on your nipples .

the universe...

the universe was washed to the beach...and so was your mother .

life will prove its worth...

life will prove its  worth...keep the bottle handy .

the monkey's ass...

spanking a monkey's ass involves two ingredients...a monkey's ass...and a cage .

religion's greatest accomplishment...

religion's greatest accomplishment...making sex dirty .

acceptance allows people to be real...kinda...

...people are dying to let themselves out...AND THEN...they are dying to put themselves in again .

...if woman ruled the world...

...if woman ruled the world...( which is probably a good idea )...would rockets be shaped like vaginas ) ....

ace in the hole...ace up your hole...

...proving yourself intelligent...leaves you an open target .

...shit...

as long as shit is smeared on the barrel of a gun...people will think it is delicious .

better deal...sept . / dec . 2016

in the long run...a BETTER DEAL...usually turns your balls square .

all goes to shit...sept . / dec . 2016

SUCK MY DICK...said the spider to the fly .

sperm banks...

sperm banks...turn a hobby into a part time job .

self - righteous judgement blues...sept . / dec...2016

it is not about FUCKING UP...it is about the choices made afterwards .

...money...

the less money you have...the bigger your ass hole better bee .

the universe and the fart...

the universe will blow away like a fart...but there is serious work to be done first .

love is justice...

love is justice...with a little lick of the balls .

home by another way...sept . dec . 2016

if love is not leading you...just sit on your ass until it does .

roads...sept . / dec ...2016

my plans will go to hell...just like my last plans and my ones before that .

screwing a squirrel...

...all that work...and you can hardly screw a squirrel .

shit !!!

what % of your life...if found out...will get you in shit .

mother's day...

may this MOTHER'S DAY...seep into your brain... : ) .

sept . / dec . 2016...stages and changes...

religion does not evolve...love does nothing besides evolve .

love...striking...

love...may it strike while the iron is hot .

dying...

dying...store your body in the shed .

...you are a kid..sept . / dec . 2016

being human...comes with no instructions...and no alcohol .

...climbing...

...we climb hills...one hand holding a happy face flag...the other one picking our ass .

...think...

THINK...before you rip someone a new hole .

blankets...

every blanket can cover your penis as well as the next .

sept . / dec . 2016...assumptions...

assume your assumptions...are assumptions .

...testicle sadness...

rub a testicle the wrong way...and it echoes sadness across the universe .

...absence...

absence makes the dick grow harder .

invisible walls...sept . dec . 2016

behaviour is like liquid...it moves and reveals all...it just takes time .

heavy petting...

...heavy petting is what brings the world to its knees...

my quarter and dimes...sept . / dec . 2016

raise someone from the dead...have the universe fall through a hole in your pants...not a whole lot of difference .

bloodthirsty...

bloodthirsty truth is still truth...and is still bloodthirsty .

undercover...aug . / sept . 2016

hiding things is just a stupid mans way of revealing all .

...new planet...dec . / jan . 2017

a new planet...could be as simple as a new state of the heart .

what is right...

find what is right...do it...then have a shit burger with cheese and forget about it .

orgasms...

orgasms are like sporting events...the bigger the audience...the more the fun .

maybe it will take a million years...

maybe it will take a million years of erosion...but eventually the truth will be revealed .

rage...

what do we rage against mostly ??? reality .

grace and mercy...dec . / jan . 2017

the universe is a beautiful and majestic thing...not to be pissed on...unless you have a permit .

space between...

space between stars is something like space between brain cells...only different .

so long...

at the end of ones life...you say one of two things...'' good - bye...'' "oh , fuck " .

kingdom...

no kingdom worth while has ever been built on fear , suspicion and shit .

time...reveals...dec . / jan . 2017

you have a destiny with reality...stop throwing rocks .

eye of the tiger...

never try to get an eyeball pregnant .

sex...with a capital...'' P ''

sex is more the heart and hardly about the flesh and bones .

...love reaches...

love reaches back and forward...sometimes at the same time .

new , updated religion...

GOD IS NED !!!

...love is...

love is being beaten over the head by a man with a bucket of shit...who had good manners .

truth without love...

truth without love...is a prick .

...bee real...

bee real...and buzz around the world .

...kill zombies...

the best way to kill zombies is holy water...maybe .

life and god...

remember...if life makes you curious...god will smash you .

...love ???

may your love be HOLY , first...WHOLE , second and A HOLE , third .

the road of life...

the road of life...needs less repressed homosexual...and more tiny stupid things to place in the dining room table .

...regarding sex...( and religion ) .

regarding sex...jesus never said a whole lot...opposed to religion...which went fucking bananas at the first sight of an orgasm .

needs grow...

...when needs grow...everything else shrinks .

...the greatest reality...

there is no greater reality...than the greatest one .

...scramble your eggs...

scramble your eggs...not your heart .

...ball of shit...

a ball of shit does not roll its way into your soul and beautify everything as it goes .

...licking a penis...

...licking a penis in a public place...probably makes you a sucker .

...ode to a cain toad...

...there is catching a toad...and there is asking it for advice .

...love being born...

love being born...means pain...or joy...it's all the same , really .

...without sperm...

a world without sperm...wouldn't need BATMAN .

oh , death...

you don't own death...you just rent it .

...whore road...

every road is a WHORE ROAD...just sometimes with different spelling .

new...dec . / jan . 2017

life is as new as you want it to be ...it as also as pudding as the day is long .