skinny...

the prize for winning the hot dog eating contest...was eternal skinniness .

thing about you dying...

...the thing about you dying...is that we can't  rely on it .

...'' shit hits the fan '' ...

...when the '' shit hits the fan ''...don't be too concerned what kind of fan it is .

u . f . o .

i thought i saw an alien invasion once...but it turned out to be just a bear .

the fuck-ster ...

the fuckster bringd fuck-a-mania...and the world becomes a far better place .

...big fucking hole...

life is a box of cereal...with a big fucking hole in the middle .

peanut butter and lust...

maybe our reality crashed into another reality...and all we need now is some peanut butter .

...it...

sometimes it happens...so the other thing does not .

once you discover that the world in insane...what next ???

life offers...

life offers something to suck on for every piece of the pie .

...sex per day...

...before you start masturbating five rimes a day...remember...you will never get the sex per day record if you do .

...god's chuckles...

...ever wonder how god gets his biggest chuckles ??

...the river of life...

the river of life...now in new peppermint .

..."the universe...one size fits all " .

love is...

...somedays...love is a cracker...stuck to a parrots ass .

maybe...maybe not...

maybe the universe is just a possum swinging from a tree...maybe not .

who cares ???

...caring...god doesn't think it is funny .

...peanut butter...

...life...don't forget the peanut butter .

...sperm and aliens...

...maybe the aliens want out sperm , or  something...you know...to slide down hill on when they don't have any snow .

head up ass....

having your head up your ass...does not make you an olympic athlete .

lick its tits...

life...lick its tits and see what happens .

color my world...

...the moment i saw your nipple...i realised what my favourite color was .

love is a thing....

maybe love is a thing...found inside another thing .

...get the picture...

it is one thing for you to say you will call me up...then not...it is another thing for you to say you call me up...then not...then give me shit about it .

...chicken...

usually...DO YOU WANT THE LAST PIECE OF CHICKEN...carries more weight than...I LOVE YOU .

self deception...

if self deception is our enemy...then why do we feed off it like a hungry animal ???

...in life....

...in life...always bet on the idiot .

eternity...do not...

eternity...do not piss it off .

the dinosaur...

...if you ever see a dinosaur...do not be so preoccupied with its non - existence...that you forget to run .

...the poor...

more often than not...the poor are richer than the rich .

...the point...

if you watch horror movies for intellectual meaning...you missed the point .

...the burden of a giant fiddle crab...

'' take care of your own giant fiddle crab'' ...says the lord .

love fiddles...

...love fiddles with space and time .

dick waving contest...

just because it is a ''dick waving contest''...does not mean you have to stick it through someone's eye .

say...life...

it is not that life does not happen at the end of your penis...it is just that it happens other places as well .

...thinking...better done...

...thinking...better done without shit in your mouth .

...giant squid...

if i were a giant squid...i would finger myself all day long .

...one word...

...one word from god...and we are ass fucked .

...the eel...

...man looks at the EEL...and sees himself .

...people are not...

what people are not...the way they see themselves .

...the sea monster...

a sea monster should live in a sea...if for no other reason...to sustain his sexuality .

...this fucking mess...

how do we get out of this mess ??? simple...keep sucking .

...new world...

it is bad manners to ask god for a new world...while you are still fucking up the old one .

...love will spill over both sides .

frog and ass...

...if a frog jumps up its own ass...it may look cool...but that is about it .

trust...

TRUST...start will road kill...then build up .

may the FART OF LIFE...blow you to beautiful , distant shore lines .

1986 / beautiful birds

the loons praise jesus...oh , how they wiggle .

...lost in space .

they will all march together...lost and delirious .

...invisible man....

...if we could only see how life fucked up THE INVISIBLE MAN...we would turn and run away .

...god...

GOD...on both sides of the stick .

...the oral sex...

THE ORAL SEX...is not a hockey team .

...be thankful...

...be thankful for your shit...

...maybe reality is just something to scratch your ass with .

the world is a chicken...

...the world is a chicken...who has been pulverised by another chicken .

waste of money...

...an unnecessary expense that makes you feel good...buying a POCKET PUSSY...that isn't big enough for your dick .

...the blender of love...

suck your life through THE BLENDER OF LOVE .

love is...

...love is a can opener from god .

...hot dog stand...

...the universe probably makes a good hot dog stand .

...most embarrassing moment...

my most embarrassing moment ??? when i thought that the teacher told me to piss on the back of the head of the girl in front of me .

...sept . 1979...

...the universe lies naked in a canoe , drinking labrador tea .

...reality...a strange diet...

reality's favourite food is testicles .

...little bit of sex...

...there is a little bit of sex...in just about everything we so .

...justice...

justice...give it a hand...lob .

...penis wheels...

penis wheels...roll on through the night .

...every day...

...every day you live...is one less day you can be eaten by a whale .

the people machine...

who pisses in the people machine ???

...fight to love...

the fight to begin to love...starts with a broken hand and a swollen groin .

...the werewolf...

does a werewolf ever have enough spare time to confront his sexuality ???

...one winter's night...

...it came one winter's night...and shat everywhere .

...the end of the universe...

the end of the universe...is like the end of a nipple...but different .

shit sandwich...

secrets...make your own shit sandwich with them as high as it can go .

sexual orientations...

sexual orientations are like pre - historic fish...there are always new ones being discovered .

...on the way...

... all happened on the way to nothing happening .

...shit...

...shit goes one way on our train .

...1987 ... june / august

the red falcon...flies into his own penis .

...space crackers...

space crackers...the less available...the more expensive...sort of like love .

people are like owls...

people are like owls...especially if the owls manipulate and bullshit a lot .

religion...does it work ???

...if your religion does not work...get a new one .

...the egge of the universe...

THE EDGE OF THE UNIVERSE...GIVES SOME PEOPLE A HARD - ON .

...your ass...

just because love will sometimes journey through your ass...never consider it to be dirty .

...the tide of life...

...the TIDE OF LIFE...how many ducks can float upon it ???

...jelly fish...

...i feel like a jelly fish hard - on .

in '' sucking it ''...never forget the '' it '' .