...bananas...

THE GAME OF LIFE...banana's not included .

...the crackens...

i hid behind the sun...as i threw up all over my shoes...i heard a young boy yell...RELEASE THE CRACKENS  !!!

what the fuck is a cracken ???

fluck it...

fluck it good...

F U C K

at age six...give or take...i walked into my house and said...'' who is the F U C K around here ??? ''

...apparently...i was .

WHAT HAVE I DONE ???

THE STORM WAS INEVITABLE...BUT NAILING EVERYTHING BACK TOGETHER WITH YOUR TEETH...THINK ABOUT IT SOME MORE .

...being polite...can cost shitloads...

...the world...

Earth is a fuckaly duck duck world .

thing...

the world consists of many things...may your thing not screw you in the ear .

...it happens...

...it happens because the universe thinks it is better that way...

...unfuck...

...sometimes god will extend your life...just to see if you will unfuck things...

orgasm and stuff...

did you notice that an orgasm goes basically through the same shit as a universe while being born ???

...right direction...wrong planet...

shooting aliens...

in russia it is against the law to shoot a yeti...ironically...you can shoot all the little green aliens you fucking well want .

LEVELS...WRITTEN...OCT . 2012

THE LAW IS LIKE A SUIT...WE KEEP ON TRYING ON NEW ONES UNTIL WE FIND SOMETHING THAT FITS .

FLEAS AND BLOOD...WRITTEN...OCT . 2012

AS TRUTH CRAWLS ITS WAY ACROSS THE BEACH TOWARD US...DO WE GET A PEN AND PAPER...OR A BASEBALL BAT ???

church and real...

...go to church and say something real...i dare you !!!

back to the bucket...

you know , if you can convince someone that a bucket of shit is worth a billion dollars...you could be really fucking rich .

...bucket of shit...

...a bucket of shit is worth exactly how much someone is willing to pay for it .

...jesus and hot dogs...

...i remember JESUS well...i sold hot dogs in the audience as he delivered THE SERMON ON THE MOUNT .

broken...

most relationships are not relationships...but alliances...and they are broke as shit .

FANTASTIC PEOPLE...WRITTEN...OCT . 2012

touching another soul...does not mean pounding the fuck out of them .

THE WIND...WRITTEN...OCT . 2012

LOVE IS A TIDE...YET FEAR CAN DRAIN THE OCEAN .

FIRST HAND LEARNING...WRITTEN...OCT. / 2012

LEARNING IS DOING...BEING THERE AND EXPERIENCING...THERE WILL BE PLENTY TIME TO FUCK AROUND  AFTERWARD .

sasquatch dick...

the dick of a sasquatch and the universe...two things that will not stop growing .

...this week in canadian politics...

...there is a name for people who pounce on people who make mistakes...they are called...POUNCERS...and they are a bunch of fucking hypocrites

trudeau...

( trudeau is our greatest leader since...eh ??? trudeau ) .

an ode to trudeau...

...when you do bad things to good people...their balls shrivel up and they refuse to reproduce...
...bee fucking careful...

RIGHT HERE / RIGHT NOW

THIS MOMENT IS YOUR GREATEST TEACHER...EITHER THAT...OR MAKES YOU INTO A TIT...IT ALL DEPENDS...WRITTEN...OCT . / 2012

FUCKIN' UP...WRITTEN...OCT . 2012

NEXT TIME YOU FUCK UP...THINK OF HITLER...THEN GO AND MAKE IT RIGHT ANYWAY.

...going to fuck...

we are always two thirds a penis...and one third an idiot...from everything going to fuck .

love leaves fracks...

love leaves tracks that only a few can see .

FLICK OF THE SWITCH...WRITTEN...SEPT . 2012

WHAT SEEMS TO HAPPEN IN A SECOND...WAS USUALLY YEARS IN THE MAKING...IT IS JUST THAT THE TURN COMES UPON YOU SO FAST .

BEE TAKEN...WRITTEN...SEPT . 2012

TWENTY THOUSAND PEOPLE IN A ROOM...ONLY ONE INTERACTION IS AUTHENTIC AND REAL...AND THREE PEOPLE HAVE FIGURED IT OUT...AND THIS IS THE WORLD WE DON'T SEE .

seven inches intergalactic justice...

...sometimes justice is seven inches long .

THE ROAD TO HELL...WRITTEN...SEPT . 2012

YOUR DIRECTION IS UNIMPORTANT...IT IS THE STATE OF YOUR HEART THAT MATTERS .

ARE YOU THERE ??? WRITTEN...SEPT . 2012

MOST PERSONALITIES ARE JUST A RESPONSE TO SOMEONE WHO PISSED THEM OFF. 

bee

bee loyal to someone besides yourself .

nudists...

nudists eat chips that are all dressed .

...rats..and drugs...

life...begin by controlling the rats and drugs...and drugged rats .

life...know that...

life...knows it good...or , at least...has a controlled rat population .

...beliefs...

beliefs must be submissive to love .

abduction...

the weird thing about being abducted by alien ??? they had a wienie  roast right in the middle of the space ship .

...swamp monster...

the swamp monster had this thing for the desert...which , of course...fucked everything up .

truth...and such...

truth...it will sharpen its teeth on your hide .

reality...again...

...REALITY...will return after station identification .

love the old fashion way...

love the old fashion way...sorta...

reality...

any day now...GOD will get busy on his greatest creation...REALITY .

let them eat cake...

...as the grasshopper took another breath...he billowed to the mainly circumcised audience...'' let them eat cake " .

...our planet...

...our planet does not think like you spin...nor does it spin like you think .

...this...

HUMILITY...can beat the shit out of BATMAN .

love is an apple...spelled with silent letters .

true colours...

the non - religious are always just that...until you step on the wrong side of their nut sack ...then we see...

...true colours , baby !!!

...oh , death...

...before i die...i want a cereal named after me...and not one that gives you '' the shits '' , either .

...sea monster discovery...

unfortunately , discovering a sea monster...will resolve more than love .

monkey see...monkey do...

...seeing that the sexually resolved monkeys were more at peace...we set out to kill them all .

EVIL DEAD...WRITTEN...SEPT . 2012

...when enough lubricant is applied...we all turn into heretics .

life...

...life...it is not about what you think it is...no matter what you think it is .

...love...as it happens...

love...as it happens...so it is .

cocks and crows...

...the truth of the story is...jesus paid the crow to cock three times .

...sex lub .

the best sex lubrication...comes from MARS .

lost and alone...

lost and alone on some forgotten highway...smothered in prostitutes .

THE MADNESS OF INTIMACY...WRITTEN...SEPT. 2012

RELIGION IS THERE TO AVOID INTIMACY...IT COMES DOWN TO THIS...THE ULTIMATE RESPONSE TO THE UNIVERSE IS CONNECTION...IT IS THE ULTIMATE RISK AS WELL .

simple...( an ode to religion ) ...

simple...if you ain't like us..we will kill you .

THE PITFALLS OF COMMUNITY...WRITTEN...SEPT . 2012

THE NATURE OF LOVE IS COMMUNITY...OTHERWISE...LOVE WILL SWALLOW YOU WHOLE .

follow the sasquatch...

you may not know when you get there...but you will certainly know when you are not .

...nervous break down...

nobody shines while having a nervous breakdown .

spider bananas...

spider bananas...get bit by a radioactive weird o .

EYES THAT SEE IN THE DARK...WRITTEN...SEPT . 2012

EIGHTEEN MICE FIGHTING OVER ONE CRUMB...THEY MUST HAVE LEARNED IT FROM US .

sasquatch clause...

joy to SASQUATCH CLAUSE...may he eat your head for christmas .

hard - on...

...one penis said to the other...'' stop being so hard on yourself '' .

life is a ribbon...

life is a ribbon around your balls...

...bounce it !!!

...one fucked up cat...

there we were...in a state of meditation...suddenly...this cat began to call from the bushes...'' i am going to kill you '' ... said the little prick...

...that was one fucked up cat !!!

...i got a drink .

...a really good crap...

...even if today was a loss...i still had a really good crap .

NEED TO BE IN LOVE...WRITTEN...SEPT. 2012

THERE IS NO GREATER METHOD OF LEARNING THAN A COMPANION TO SAY..."GROW THE FUCK UP...YOU ARE BEING AN IDIOT " .

MONEY TALKS...WRITTEN...SEPT . 2012

MONEY TALKS...AND IT USUALLY SAYS NOTHING BUT LIES...POINT...NEXT TIME YOU HAVE SOMEONE SUCKING YOUR PENIS...MAKE SURE THEY DON'T BITE .

circles and life...

...life goes around in circles...each one presenting a new opportunity to grow...and / or shrink .

get off on the right place .

people...fear...

people...they fear and justify...simple , actually .

...screw job...

if the universe is a screw job...then send me a balloon .

...fuck you once...

...if they fuck you once...the other one is not far behind .

...life...

if you cannot love life...at least wave at it as it goes by .

THE COVER-UP...WRITTEN....SEPT . 2012

THE COVER-UP IS USUALLY WORSE THAN THE CRIME .

...all that jazz...

...a lie is there to cover your ass...pants do a far better job .

love...jerk it...

love...jerk it like a flower .

love cakes...

"love cakes''...and for the new generation...''love cakes plus ".

...everything happens...

...everything happens...as it does .

big foot gets a cavity...

...what if big foot gets a cavity ???

penis butter...

penis butter...never crunchy .

KNOWING YOURSELF...WRITTEN...SEPT . 2012

STEP ONE...while having sex...do you think of people or something else ???

...mind your own business...

the best way not to get caught...is to mind your own fucking business .

...love works...

...love only works under weird conditions .

...swamp freedom...

freedom...my favourite kind is SWAMP FREEDOM .

hole - ology

hole  - ology...don't the kids love it !!!