DOUG'S BAPTIST CHURCH...five years old

THERE I WAS IN SUNDAY SCHOOL...AND DIDN'T I BOLT FOR THE DOOR...DODGED ALL THOSE FUCKERS...AND THE SUNDAY SCHOOL TEACHER HAD A SHIT-FIT...LOST THE FEELING IN HER VAGINA FOR THE NEXT 60 YEARS...NOT ME...I WAS FUCKING FREE...THEY SAY A POLICE OFFICER PICKED ME UP...TOOK ME FOR A DRIVE...BOUGHT ME SOME CANDY...AND TOOK ME BACK HOME...COULD BE...HARD TO SAY , REALLY...I WILL LET YOU IN ON A LITTLE SECRET...MOST ADULTS DON'T KNOW A FUCKING THING...AND MOST KIDS ARE EASILY BRAINWASHED...MEANING...THE MAJORITY OF WISDOM UPON THIS PLANET...IS POSSESSED BY...EH??? DOGS .