sky dying

when i get old
the way i am going to "take care" of myself
is to go sky diving
but
instead of pulling the rip cord
i will cut it off
(just to confuse the investigation)

and when i go to heaven
i will say to god
"fuck , god
i thought the sign said
sky dying"
god will itch his head
realize that i was just being
a good customer
and let me through the perly gates
into heaven