a story i left out of my book..."bastard windows"

there i was in italy...this little tourist restaurant on the riviera...AND THE FUCKERS SERVE ME A T.V. DINNER...and not only that...IT WAS STILL IN THE SAME FUCKING PLASTIC PLATE IT WAS MICROWAVED IN...and do you know why ??? simple!!! being a tourist joint...they only needed to worry about getting your money once...so why did they rip me off??? same reason the dog licked his balls...because he can !!!  point : opportunity for being a shit head...is the gateway for being a shit head .