if i were gay

if i were gay
i wouldn't tell anyone
you know , besides my partner
and i wouldn't even tell him actually
but i'm sure he would
figure it out

the reason
simple 
everyone would expect me to sell my
neil young albums and buy some abba
fuck that , right ???

the truth is
i don't even tell people that
i'm a willy nelson fan
i just can't drink that much
and dope makes me cough

the truth is

the less people know of you
the happier you will be