i was talking to this sales man the other day
(he was trying to sell me crap for my dick)
and i asked him if he had watched "spinal tap"
(you know...just about the funniest movie ever made)
anyway , mr. hot shot sales guy informs me that he is too busy
to bother to waste his time on such "trivial garbage"
...all well and good
but the very next day i read in the paper
that what "mr. time is of the essence"
is really up to is hunting down old ladies
chopping them into little pieces and selling them
as moose salad in a low fat pita bread rap
so the next time you feel guilty about watching t.v
...don't
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