pretending

the issue with homosexuality in the old testament...is simple...if the people did not reproduce...then the tribe down the street would kill them...(lack of warriors)...so what did they do??? they projected their cultural needs upon a divine being...the truth gets lost...and the people get their way...fact of the matter is...almost all beliefs are in place so someone can get something out of the situation...but somewhere lost in all the crap...is real truth...and how do we find this truth??? easy...really look for it...with no hidden agenda...a completely contained desire for sex...money...and power...and remember...all truth is relative to love...that is to say...every manifestation of human interaction...should be born in a spirit of  love...humility...and other such virtues...live luv .

stuffed animanl...from the book / "dingo wombat...your nation"

we used to believe
that the strength of man
is found within
his heart
since we have now discovered
he has no heart
generally speaking
we must conclude
the obvious
that is to say
that the strength of man
is found within
his stuffed animals
and it is very sad
that this knowledge
is not common
for
if stuffed animals
are ever eliminated
from our eco-system
so will mankind be
from our planet

the church service...from the book /" d is for wombat...dingo wombat"

so the minister said
that god loves us
the congregation replied
amen
then he said that
we must do likewise
the congregation replied
amen
he continued
so that means
we can be honest
with each other
again
amen
so how many of you fellows
enjoy masturbating
more than having sex
with your wives???

May 30 2012

young goose..."having a date tonight"

luv regardless

hurt enters the heart...it is talked about...the issue is...how it is talked about...that is to say...despising and complaining...overcompensation and self righteous justifications...or is it a loving attempt to learn...forgive and process...two people could have the exact same issue...one is taken to into a greater understanding of life and love...the other becomes trapped in hell...live luv

(not only are circumstances not a coincidence...they are also your "zen master"...a design orchestrated by god...to lead you into a better understanding of life...and yourself...and it is dealing with these circumstances in a spirit of love...that allows the procedure to take place .)    

an ode to the fact that people are more into sex than intimacy...from the album / "human sexuality"

why fuck a woman when you can fuck a horse
it depends on if he is willing of course
he won't nag and there is no divorce
why fuck a woman when you can fuck a horse

why fuck a woman when you can fuck a cow
let's go see your pastor he can show you how
she doesn't gossip and she is a real pal
why fuck a woman when you can fuck a cow

why fuck a woman when you can fuck a mule
drive her like you are playing pool
a mule is a friend and nobody's fool
why fuck a woman when you can fuck a mule

why fuck a woman when you can fuck a pig
it helps if your dick is really big
get her loaded they love to drink
why fuck a woman when you can fuck a pig

do the math...from the book / "dingo wombat...your nation"

the fact of the matter was
that not only did he not
love his girl friend
but that she was holding him back
from becoming the
well rounded superlative individual
king of the hill
respected in the business community
loved by all type-person
that he was destined to be

however
on the other hand
she paid all the bills

do the math

dr. goose...issue # 92

timmy : dr. goose...what do you know about the tooth ferry ?

dr. goose : she is the ultimate symbol of discrimination , timmy

dr. goose : unless you lose a tooth you don't get a fucking thing

dr. goose : everyone deserves a reward

dr.goose : the teenage turtle should leave a pack of rubbers
                under the pillow of teenagers

dr. goose : middle age moose should leave some viagra  for
                those in middle age

timmy : that's just terrible , dr. goose

dr. goose : and the old age panda should leave some diapers

the fuck song...from the album / "human sexuality"

people fuck all the time
even when they are eating 
people fuck and people screw
their dicks they are always beating
people like to whore around
with someones elses wife 
they get rubbers in a grocery store
or some other cheap device

people like to lie and cheat
they do it with a smile
farmers like to screw their goats
they do it doggy style
people like to sink their dicks
just like a submarine
all four inches in the snatch
then it can't be seen

fuck and screw fuck and screw
just like a fucking hound
then they try to suck themselves
when no one else is around
the better of the human race
are the ones that say please
thank you is seldom heard
if they catch some disease

life is just one big fucking lay
they fucked monogamy
pretty soon they will take that word
from the dictionary
sex is the light of the world
and people are the moth
they circle around that fucking bulb
until their dicks fall off  

tear down these walls

"hearing from god":

1-god speaks
2-we interpret through our understanding
3-we interpret through our agenda

...there must be a better way
"blessed are the pure at heart...they will see god"
losing your agenda :

1-discover yourself...what are you doing...what are you thinking...why are you thinking it
2-die to self...find a real spirituality...in your true identity
3-love another more than yourself...it cleanses the soul...and allows the real self to emerge

the road to love...is the road of replacing your ideas with the ideas of  god...internally and externally

"the dumber the belief...the more violently it is defended ."

hearts

someone says..."please pass the mustard"...the reply..."here is your fucking mustard!!!"...obviously...quite the history to get to this place...unforgiveness...judgment...a lack of self knowledge...poor communication skills...and so on...point being...the heart is smothered by various human dynamics that obscure the truth...that is to say...the lack of resolution...(or light)...in any particular area within the heart...leads to..."buttons being pushed"..."triggers being pulled"...and other such mederocre motaphors...THE LIGHT IS NEEDED...to reveal all things...then... and only then...can things seen for what they are...truth comes to the surface...and all can be dealt with in a way that is congruent with the reality of the situation...and for the record...LOVE REVEALS ALL THINGS .   

the deceitful bitch blues...from the album / "human sexuality"

once you said you loved me
then you went home to your mother
opened up a bottle of wine
told her i was a cock sucker
you talked about forever
and all that other shit
you probably laughed your tits off
just because i believed it

chorus :
the deceitful bitch blues 
you think you are mother terrisa
but worlds could be destroyed
by even a piece of ya
we make lots of choices
we make lots of noises
hearts are broken when used
the deceitful bitch blues

remember that time on the beach
when we took a little stroll
i kissed you on your cheek
and you called me an ass hole
it would have been a hint
for any other fellow
but my head was up my ass
and my mind was a marshmallow

chorus :    

May 23 2012

the way , the truth , the life

this minister lost his job for sleeping with a prostitute...i also saw him on t.v. verbally abusing a 12 year old boy...his congregation didn't seem to give a fuck about that...guess which one is worse??? question is...how do we develop such perverse theology???

1-comfort...truth is considered an inconvenience...except when it fits ones agenda
2-cultural...most of christianity in north america is a cross breed of pagan and capitalism...very little christianity at all
3-overcompensation...a cover up of perversions
4-deceit and self righteous judgement to perpetuate the cover-up...(the specifics regarding the overcompensation) 
5-religion...rituals and dogmas virtually bury the real truth 


"a married couple will develop each others sicknesses...it is just easier that way."

thank you...from the album / "human sexuality"

thank you for introducing me to your breasts
i am trying to forget about the rest
thank you for introducing me to your tits
they fit really well inside my mitts
thank you for introducing me to your boobs
like jesus they brought me good news
thank you for introducing me to your rack
it saddens me to have to give it back

sorry about your brain
sorry about your heart
sorry about your tongue
that tore me apart
sorry about the attitude
it couldn't get much shittier
i am gonna miss your chest
it couldn't get much prettier
sorry about your eyes
they couldn't get much colder
your tits are very lovely
they will sag when they get older

there is a homo in my ice cream...from the album / "human sexuality"

when i was a little boy
i liked to play with dolls
by the age of 12 or so
i played with other boys balls

chorus:

there is a homo in my ice cream
there is a homo in my cracker
every time i look at chocolate
i see a fudge packer
there is a homo in my fruit cake
there is another climbing the wall
but somehow i've convinced myself
i am not a queer at all

that's when i decided
to become a clergyman
nobody would ever figure me out
from behind the podium

chorus :

when i think of sucking a dick
i scream and call it sin
if i have another thought
i call a demonstration

chorus :

i am the righteousness of god
no faggots in my church
budgies are a phallic symbol
i beat them off their perch 

chorus :

your inner cock sucker...from the album / "human sexuality"

get in touch with your inner cock sucker
that fruit tree buried beneath the ground
just a brief acknowledgement to yourself
no need to fudge pound

get in touch with your inner cock sucker
denial makes you a mother fucker
maybe the reason you are such a prick
is that you secretly want to suck someones dick

remember the showers in jr. high
how it was so hot you thought you would die
you went on and on how you wanted to fuck her
to compensate for your inner cock sucker

people who do comb overs
ain't in touch with their inner cock sucker
people who try to hide up there
are people who try to hide down there

looking beyond

most human behavior is not real...by that i mean...the true self is pushed away by a false self...one that...IN THEORY...is more likely to survive in this universe...dynamics :

1-growing up
2-confronted with self
3-fear enters the picture-society
                                    -up bringing
                                    -pride
4-bury self
5-become someone else

the real issue here is that...in becoming a false self...you cannot experience life the way it should be experienced...dynamics :

1-growing up
2-confronted with self
3-do not fear-passion...for truth
                    -community
                    -exploration...of reality opposed to false reality
4-embrace...both the good and bad
5-become...processing all information through love

suffering for greater love

so you begin the journey of love...only to discover that it hurts...(love is not of this universe...it is from another...and the journey of bringing it into this finite universe...means to suffer)...but you do it anyway...fact of the matter is...nobody is any greater (or worse) than their own personal journey and what they have to overcome...in the final analysis...to learn the art of love...is to pay a great price...however...as true love replaces the selfish ambition and other such garbage within...our spirit begins to grow...and the size that our spirits manifest in heaven...is the same size they grew to on earth.

an ode to moving...from the book / "dingo wombat...your nation"

how ya doin' ???
we're da new neighbors
you're wife is purdy
can we cum far supper ???
i like hot dogs
ya know
da ones dat cum in their
own little plastic thing
them's goood
dogs

letters to josh...april 23 2012

hi josh...sorry about the young lady...tread lightly , my friend...you don't know what people are really like until they don't get what they desire from you...as for her generic behavior...jesus referred to generic behavior as "white washed tombs"...when people come across sterile a clean...it is because they are not...there is a big fucking difference between smiling and showing your teeth...IT HAS BEEN AN INTERESTING MONTH FOR ME...apparently the dehydration was only a small part of my sexual difficulties...apparently , i have swollen red blood cells...possible side effects...well , the worst is...death ...anyway...not to worry...as far as i can tell it was caught very early and
by substantially reducing my drinking...(i have only drank once in the last two weeks...and have decided  to drink , at the most...not more than once a week)...and , accompanying this with vitamin b-12...i should be back to normal within a few more weeks...i guess there is very little difference with my experience with booze and your experience with your lady friend...you know...you are getting along just fine...you have some sort of commitment going...then...BOOM!!! right in the nuts...BACK TO YOUR SITUATION...the reason why organized religion flourishes is simply because , not only do people not have hearts like your...but they are pretty fucking sure that they do not exist...it is a double edged sward , isn't it...you get to experience life in a way virtually nobody does...yet you get to see a side of people virtually nobody does...a.k.a....light brings shit to the surface...bringing this back to religion...the rituals and formalities and shit are all there to hide the state of the human heart...anyway , josh...nichole is coming over in a while...i will give her your best...love you with all my heart...be careful...luv stu 

May 18 2012

"temporarily insane my ass"

a new penis

when the cafe
went out of business
the owner thought that
he would re-open
with a new philosophy
and a new format
so he came up with this advertisement :
"billy's cafe
where the owner just got
a new penis"
and above this advertisement
there was a picture of
his dick
with coffee coming out of it
into a mug

they went out of business too

people

the way most develop a relationship...is to subscribe to rituals...formulas...mechanisms...and the like...to allow the relationship to...more or less...be some type of dramatic play...the result...though there is no true life and joy...it can indeed sustain itself indefinitely if all agree upon the rules...YET THERE IS A BETTER WAY :

1- a relationship
2-throw away the formula...and allow each other to see inside the hearts and souls of all involved
3-discovery...humility...vulnerability...effort
4-embrace  the attributes of love : peace , joy , loyalty , self control , etc. 
5-grow and become

our purpose in life...is to really love each other...yet if you take a good look around...just about everything we encounter...is set up to detour us from this objective...that is to say...love ins never about gain or self...in fact... the only self involved...is dying to self...becoming a human channel for a spirit totally consumed with LOVE...to pass and work through us...as interrupted as possible .

"falling in love...should never get in the way of loving"

free to be

are you doing what it looks like you are doing??? when you are having sex...are you making love??? getting back at your father??? looking for approval??? really...what the fuck is going on???

dynamics :

1-there is hurt
2-a collapse of sorts
3-develop a new behavior
4-it is institutionalizes...patterns replace the issues of the heart...deceit and other such things enter  
5-defended with violence...

how do we become ourselves?

1-intimacy...sharing the truth...probably impossible at the work place...but necessary in any form of  involved relationship 
2-humility...discovering the truth...humility sees all
3-trust...the apex of real relationship
4-honesty
5-turning around...learning then doing something about it

live love

my girlfriend screwed santa

grade 11...she was my second girlfriend...it was the summer time...i came home from camp on my break and went straight to her house...she had moved to toronto...i went to see a friend and do just a bit of mourning...there i was informed that my sweet little girl had screwed some guy named justice in a closet at someones party not too long before...the next scene...1985...christmas time...shopping at the local mall...i hear..."ho ho ho"...i look over...and there is my good old friend justice playing santa for all the little girls and boys...that is...in so many words...my girlfriend screwed santa clause...and yes...i did laugh .

timmy and sheila...from the book / "dingo wombat...your nation"

when timmy married sheila
timmy was almost
to the day
seven years older than her
now
after some 18 years of marriage
he is five and a half

in most cases
this would be seen as
strange and bizarre
however
compared to  everything else
about their relationship
it is probably the most normal thing

the cheater...from the book / "dingo wombat...your nation"

what is your fucking problem
she liked it
i liked it
it was a lot of fun
get a life
i think you are just jealous
because we
didn't let you watch

are you a religious freak
or something

the idiot

i used to do ministry work in the inner city...there was this one fellow who owed "organized crime" quite a bit of money...so they forced him to prostitute himself...this drug dealer...(his supervisor)...was talking to another individual while he was "doing tricks"...he eventually returned and the drug dealer asked him how much money he had made...his reply..."none..i was just building up our clientele" .

it's all right...from the album / "human sexuality"

it's all right to suck cock
but don't be a cock sucker
it's all right to fuck mothers
but don't be a mother fucker

chorus :
oh , baby you're my one desire
oh , baby , i couldn't get much higher
oh , baby , lets go shopping at canadian tire 


it's all right to eat shit
but don't be a shit eater
it's all right to park your car
but don't be a parking meter


chorus :

it's all right to travel into space
but don't be a space cadet
it's all right to not remember
but you best not ever forget

chorus :

it's all right to spank your monkey
but you best not spank your gorilla
it's all right to eat chicken
but don't get salmonella

chorus :

lowest common denominator

what do we hide behind??? our reputation...our power...our status...our lies...truth be known...the persona of most individuals is not real...an illusion...life may not strip us down to the core of our actual identity...but that does not matter...because who we are...is who we are...and on some level...that is all that we are giving to others...it is a dangerous ride to break this pattern...the journey of becoming authentic...but let me ask you this...what else makes life living for???  

cuucky gets a hand job in the chapel

summer camp...the year...1987...it is chapel time...a kid in my cabin...charles...is sitting at the front with some young lady...a blanket wrapped around them...now , charles and i had a good relationship...he would tell me just about anything...and so he did...(for better or worse)...you see...apparently...essentially...during church...charles got jerked-off by this girl...i mean...what are you supposed to say to a boy under such circumstances??? so i said...not a whole lot...i would save it for later...much later...until 2007...scott and myself recorded over 40 albums in an 18 month period...one of which included the "hit single"..."chucky got a hand job in the chapel".

fire of god part 2

there is a fire that consumes everything that is not real...strangely enough...the same fire that burns all into nothing...is the same fire that lights the way for another...but above all else...exercise mercy and compassion...it is in these virtues that judgment passes over our house...and our souls are given another day to forsake a universe full of illusions...and beat its way into a universe of love and truth .

"for the most part...people don't care if you are doing a good thing or a bad thing...as long as it makes them happy."

he is a fucking homosexual...from the album / "human sexuality"

when you asked him to make love
he said he was a jehova's witness
when you asked him what that was
he said non of your business
when you finally got him naked
he couldn't get an erection
and he told you that the dr. said
it was a bladder infection

chorus :
he is a fucking homosexual
you stupid little bitch
you will never get him in the sack
with any of your fucking tricks
he likes you as a sister
he ain't even bi-sexual
you dumb fucking tit
he is a fucking homosexual

you tried giving him whiskey
you tried hypnosis
you bought an extra strong mouthwash
just in case of halitosis
he keeps on giving you bull shit
you keep stacking it in a pile
i can smell it from my window
i can smell it from a mile

chorus : 

dr. goose...issue # 91

timmy : dr. goose...how come you have such a great marriage ???
            
dr. goose : she is not my wife , timmy...she is a prostitute          

dr. goose : i pay 200 dollars a day for sex and cooking

dr. goose : she doesn't even do windows

dr. goose : and it's extra if she lets me beat her at ping pong

dr. goose : things work out so much better when the truth is stated

timmy : that's just terrible , dr. goose

dr. goose : you are right , timmy...she deserves a raise

bull terrior gym

at bull terror gym
you are trained professionally
in a way which will enable you
to tap into the full
potential of your body
mind
and spirit
in a way previously not experienced

bull terrior
they are not just for screwing
any more 

my romantic life...from the book / "dingo wombat...your nation"

my romantic life
is a lot like the movie
jurassic park
you get there
things are really swell
then
before you know it
the shit hits the fan
screaming running
it all gets fucked up
and you wonder why
you ever bothered to go there
in the first place 

love everything...desire nothing

it is only when we give that we can truly receive...what we take by our own power...does not exist...it just seems to exist...and that is why we always need more...here is life :

1-we are "adam and eve"...we decide to take...believing it is to our advantage
2-so we take...and it does not fulfill
3-we justify...making an excuse for the disappointment
4-we take more...and sooner or later...we are lost
5-the "intelligent" institutionalize this...replacing heart and soul with rituals and religion...the not so smart...get found out...jail...divorce court...whatever

love is a giving thing...in its context...we receive what god has for us...and this works wonderfully
"you don't know how much you love someone...until you desire nothing from them"

almost...from the album / "human sexuality"

almost every pastor i know is rotten
almost every shrink is a nut
but every puppy is a puppy
what the fuck is wrong with us

almost every slut is self righteous
the sluttier the worse it gets
the devil thought he was perfect
and so do his fucking kids

the reverend is up there screaming
against every thing that he is
they are taking notes in the assembly
they are a bunch of idiots

almost everyone glorifies sex
and the ones that don't repress
how could something so natural
end up in this big fucking mess  

a new car !!!

did you ever think of this...needy people...(this is a generalization)...are not needy because of what has been done to them nearly as much as because of who they are...that is to say...the spirits of certain individuals were created specifically for the purpose of giving and receiving love...hence , the deprivation of such things as love , acceptance and forgiveness...resonates across their personal inner-universe so much more...(this is opposed to people who seem to be able to ignore such emotional and spiritual dynamics...yet would sell their soul for a new car)...and this gives a whole new meaning to the verse..."the first shall be last and the last first" .

bush (on foreign affairs)...from the book / "dingo wombat...your nation"

bush said to america
that relationships with russia
are going very well
that he
and prime mister pudding
(or as he liked to be referred to
chocolate)
get along like
"two peas in a pod"
bush went on to say that
he did not know why in the fuck
mr. puddings mother
named him chocolate
but as long as he got jesus
he was willing
to let it go

a material world...may 5 2012

there is nothing wrong with things...very similar to the way there is nothing wrong with sex...yet both of these human dynamics usually become very confused and disorientated because of the ways most individuals approach them...(the heart will be reflected in ones environment)...if you remember correctly...adam and eve were in the garden completely naked...with nothing but each other and god to bring joy and fulfillment...and although that extreme does not necessarily work in our universe...the point still remains valid...so how do we choose what surrounds us ???

1-love
2-allow that love to manifest itself around you...both people and things will come and go
3-be at peace with this
4-be organic...things will continue to shift and sort themselves out
5-continue to allow love to redefine you

live luv

May 9 2012

the tree april 28 2012

as a child...we often develop coping mechanism that work extremely well for a particular season in life...(for example...an intense fantasy life to cope with abusive relationships within the family unit)...yet we outgrow them as time moves along...problem is...they stay with us anyway...enters devices that allow these things to remain long after their season is over : avoid , deceive and lie..(it all comes back to religion...that is...a series of devices and mechanisms...that institutionalize such behaviors).

time to..."put away childish things"...that is to say...utilize community...life experiences...and truth...to deal with such immature behavior...life is not so much learning as it is unlearning...reducing everything to real...then dealing with that to the best of our ability .

   

"blowing up puppies"...the movie

i have this idea for a movie...the president of the united states gets a brain tumor and decrees that there is a one hundred dollar bounty for every puppy that is blown up...next scene...just about everyone is blowing up puppies...except for a small minority...who are seen as rebels and trouble makers...they are not only killed...but tortured as an example for the entire world to see...the violence escalates...meanwhile...some dumb idiot...stole and blew up a puppy who was a pet to the one and only...godzilla .

at the benny chicken crusade

at the benny chicken crusade
all the leopards and terminally ill
come to the alter
just to touch benny
and his million dollar suit
one boy
however
does not get out of his wheel chair
not even close
and
fuck
did his mother
let him have it
"i'll heal you
you worthless cock sucker"
she bellows
at the top of her voice
but
unlike everyone else
god is not listening

letters to josh may 8 2012

so you finally got that fucking article accepted...you must have had nightmares about that thing by now...i remember back in 1983...i was teaching tennis for about eight or ten hours a day for two weeks...by the end...i would dream of tennis balls being bifted at my head by some sort of monster or something...i miss those days...but i wouldn't want to teach tennis today...not on this planet anyway...showing love and kindness just does not fly any more...i remember the tournament we would have on the last day of the summer...my site against the northcliff site...at the end...my kids would come to get their little reward hugging me and crying...the northcliff site...well...they approached their teacher looking like little solders collecting their medals for murdering the enemy...it was quite the fucking contrast , my friend...life has been wonderful...but i am glad it has an expiry date...oh yes , tell me what you think of the c.d.i sent you...i discovered that particular artist by watching a movie with ian a couple of weeks ago...it was called   "the tree"...an australian movie...FANTASTIC !!!...anyway...having lunch with paul...korean tacos??? please , jesus...i will be a good boy...if you just get me some korean tacos...i rebuke the spirit of non-korean  tacos...praise god...amen !!! 

the identical twins

this young couple decided to adopt a baby from some mid-eastern or far eastern country...five years later...they decide they want another...the adoption company convinces them to adopt a child that is older...as the process would be a lot easier...so they do...as for the child...after a series of tests...it is confirmed that it is the first child's identical twin...roughly translated...if god wants something to happen...it will indeed happen .

pure at heart

some traditions refer to it as..."being saved"...some refer to it as..."enlightenment"...the muslim's..."standing right with god"...myself...i like..."reaching a plateau of...UNCONDITIONAL LOVE"...in the final analysis...it is all the same...that is to say...we love another more than ourselves...and therefore...have achieved true and real meaning for our lives...roughly translated : LIFE IS ONLY REAL...WHEN YOU LOVE ANOTHER MORE THAN YOURSELF .

a song for female denial...from the album / "that about wraps it up for god"

a wife takes her husbands side
even when he is fucking wrong
even if he don't have a dick
she will say it's three feet long
facts are no more than things to hide
truth will never get in the way
a wife will take her husbands side
and there until divorce she will stay

a man is an idiot
motivated by sex money and power
and when his wife ain't around
he is chasing some other flower
but when he is screaming bloody murder
and it could never be his fault
she nods her head up and down
like a member of some fucking cult

a song for female denial
a song for men being pricks
when the truth peeks out of his zipper
she overcompensates for it
a song for female denial
though it is a generalization
if you want my opinion on the subject
stick to masturbation

this song is dedicated to a wonderful woman that i once knew ...we all have our own issues...hers was her husband...she deserved better .  

new used sneakers part 2

before you go out and buy a lottery ticket...keep this in mind...affluence creates a buffer zone between yourself and reality...not only does the sneaker story...and other such stories...not happen in the land of the rich...but affluence can be far more insidious than simply costing a blessing of such per portions...that is to say...wealth can buy you privacy and unwarranted respect...which , of course...will allow you to buy yourself an unfulfilling and dark existence..."it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of the needle than it is for a rich man "to taste what is really important and real in this life time * "".

* my interpretation

religion has all the answers...from the album / "that about wraps it up for god"

religion has all the answers
though most of them are wrong
truth is like a mountain
and we just got to carry on
truth is like the universe
and we are all just lost in space
truth is like a shit burger
it is hard to take a taste

why would god give us dogma
when he could give us love instead
why would god get all fucked up
about what we do in bed
how could divinity
be institutionalized
truth that overwhelms the heart
becomes hamburgers and fries

one third of all the angels
rebelled against god
meeting in a pool hall
declaring him a fraud
if god is really everywhere
how did he miss that one
smoking drugs with abraham
probably a fat one

new used sneakers part 1

during one of my financial crisis...walking down the street...i happened upon a pair of sneakers in virtually perfect condition...i went to pick them up...however , i decided that there were too many people looking so i continued on my way..roughly translated...pride got the best of me...next scene...the next day (or something like that)...still feeling upset about the incident and what it suggests about my character...i happen upon another pair of sneakers...i approach...there is a note inside them...can't remember exactly what it said...but something like..."stop being proud and take the friggin' sneakers" .

passing away

the obituary said
that my father passed away
at his home


well
if you consider taking a gun
aiming it at your head
and blowing your brains
all over the fucking wall
in front of your wife
passing away

that is exactly
what happened 

letters to josh...march...who the fuck is fred connors???

who the fuck is fred connors??? in other news...i am simply not as busy as i used to be...i think god is just letting me heal from decades of abuse...i still cannot even comprehend how telling people to love each other can go to such a traumatic place...especially when nobody had a fucking thing on me...i guess the bottom line is...you can do just about anything you so desire to people and get away with it...but just don't make them feel uncomfortable...countless thousands of ministers all over the continent are abusing their congregation and they are loving it...probably all the ones that are TRANSPARENTLY loving their congregation ( ???) are up shit creek without a paddle...so glad you liked the almost- pink floyed show...sounds awesome...and so glad you found someone to climb with...australians who travel...(don't tell her i called her that...i like my balls exactly where they are)...are some of the coolest people in the world...and oh , yes...i did see 50 / 50...thought it was great...gotta go...luv ye heaps...have a great day...luv stu

adam's sin

adam's sin was leaving the beauty of eternal splendor to descend into a realm of  dogmatic , self righteous  religion..(that is...right and wrong as opposed to pure unequivocal love)...for example...the old testament tells us that if a man has crushed testicles...he is not allowed into the holy temple...what they are really saying here is that if you cannot add to our population to help us kill the fuckers down the road...then we will treat you as an inferior...but even more so...brainwashing you into believing that it is god who has the issue with you and your reproductive system...and if that does not make you feel like shit...nothing will .

dynamics :

1-love , acceptance , forgiveness
2-the feeling that you have a better way
3-love is spirit...therefore...eternal...because we are flesh and bones...our ideas are also subject to rotting and decay
4-and so they do
5-enters religion...a self righteous overcompensation for the fucking hole we dug ourselves
6-institutionalize this
7-defend with violence

...get back to the garden...embrace spirituality...live luv  

famous masturbators...from the album / "that about wraps it up for god"

goerge washington was a famous masturbator
but he hid it just like he hid his hair
washington was a wanker
he would take his dick and spank her
he compulsively touched himself down there  

hitler always liked to choke his chicken
then he would somehow blame the jews
every time he would wack it
he would take a head and crack it
because that's what evil dictators do

adam liked to jerk off in the garden
and eve she would always have a fit
and when she told the lord
she was always ignored
he would just say : "i don't give a shit" 

a song about the famous masturbators
a song that could go on and on for years
we have heard that wacking noise
from billion of girls and boys
no matter if they are straight or queers 

the weather...from the book / "dingo wombat...your nation"

it does not matter
that the sun is not
shining today
because the real sunshine
is found within

unfortunately
you have non of that
either

ass hole 
 

god is with his people...from the album / "that about wraps it up for god"

god is with his people
they love him intimately
what better way to show it
than nailing him to a tree

god is with his people
they twist around his will
and when it bites them in the ass
they take a little pill

god is with his people
but they don't give a dam
replacing love and tenderness
with not eating pork or ham

god is with his people
he loves them all he can
but i think it's obvious to most of us
the shit's about to hit the fan 

the coffee shop...from the book / "dingo wombat...your nation"

i went to the coffee shop
for a cup of coffee
i say
"can i have a cup of dark roast?"
and the reply is
"we don't have any dark roast
in fact
we don't have any coffee at all"
so i say
"what do you have???"
and he says
"diaries for teenage girls
you can tell that's who they're for
because they all have locks on them"
he continues
"we have 2342 different varieties" 
so i say
"then why do you call this a coffee shop???"
at this point
he begins to cry
and accuses me of judging him

 

hiding behind religion...from the album / "that about wraps it up for god"

hiding behind religion
hiding just like a yeti
hiding behind that money
just like john paul getty

hiding behind religion
just like the loch ness monster
avoiding tourists of reality 
you self righteous mother fucker

what happens when you slip
what happens when you trip
what happens when your wife catches you
sucking someones dick

hiding behind religion
making the innocent pay
judging in others all that you are
hating homos because you're gay

hiding behind religion
hiding behind the lord
it' happened a trillion times before
god must be fucking board

May 02 2012

the ken tobias concert...from the book / "dingo wombat...your nation"

the ken tobias concert
was a fund raising event
fairly expensive
60 dollars per ticket
everyone there was quite affluent
wearing a suit and tie
everyone , that is , but me
and oh , how they mocked me
nasty comments
looks that would kill
they hated the way that i dressed
which was somewhat ironic
because they seemed to love kenny
and he was the only fellow
in the entire fucking shit hole
that was dressed worse than i was

anyway
the music was great

love keeps no record of wrongs

there is joy in forgiveness...but there is hell in learning the art of forgiveness :

1-you love
2-love is challenged by , quite often...just about everything
3-you rise-confront
               -you embrace humility
               -you communicate
               -you forsake your agenda...truth replaces the need to be right 
               - love is the third person in the resolution process 
4-it is challenged
5-you rise again with the same weapons

the true process of healing and forgiveness is essentially breaking into the spiritual world from the physical...that is to say...our inclination is to be right...(and even if we are right in the aesthetic way)...will be completely obliterated by the attitude behind it...when jesus said "your righteousness is of filthy rags"...he was not fucking around...it is better to be completely off base with an attitude of humility and compassion...than have your doctrine lines up with the trinity itself...and have even the slightest  dynamic of hatred controlling your soul...that is to say...though it is natural to be tempted in every respect...love must control at all costs .

live love

the fire...from the book / "dingo wombat...your nation"

it was a horrible fire
nobody was killed
but everything was destroyed
all those personal possession like
the torture rack
the ass hole enlarger 
the head chopping off device
the testicle grinder 
the tit drill
and the kenneth o'matic eye gouger
you know
all that family stuff
that people hold so dear

how to know your life is real part 2

those who live love...as jesus would say..."are not of this world"...however...there is a warning that accompanies this...there are beautiful people who are not leading beautiful lives...time...tide...horrible experiences...god knows why they are who they are...but they are...point...do not be in a hurry to place anyone in a particular level of non-existence...(that is to say...only love is real...so if there is no such quality within the framework of your life...are you really real ???) god knows who is who...and only god can judge...yours in to simply live love!!!