there is a homo in my ice cream...from the album / "human sexuality"

when i was a little boy
i liked to play with dolls
by the age of 12 or so
i played with other boys balls

chorus:

there is a homo in my ice cream
there is a homo in my cracker
every time i look at chocolate
i see a fudge packer
there is a homo in my fruit cake
there is another climbing the wall
but somehow i've convinced myself
i am not a queer at all

that's when i decided
to become a clergyman
nobody would ever figure me out
from behind the podium

chorus :

when i think of sucking a dick
i scream and call it sin
if i have another thought
i call a demonstration

chorus :

i am the righteousness of god
no faggots in my church
budgies are a phallic symbol
i beat them off their perch 

chorus :