an ode to the fact that people are more into sex than intimacy...from the album / "human sexuality"

why fuck a woman when you can fuck a horse
it depends on if he is willing of course
he won't nag and there is no divorce
why fuck a woman when you can fuck a horse

why fuck a woman when you can fuck a cow
let's go see your pastor he can show you how
she doesn't gossip and she is a real pal
why fuck a woman when you can fuck a cow

why fuck a woman when you can fuck a mule
drive her like you are playing pool
a mule is a friend and nobody's fool
why fuck a woman when you can fuck a mule

why fuck a woman when you can fuck a pig
it helps if your dick is really big
get her loaded they love to drink
why fuck a woman when you can fuck a pig