jesus...from the album / "the human race"

jesus raised people from the dead
but he couldn't raise them from their bed
jesus was the son of god
but his best friend was probably his dog
jesus is your brother
but don't count on finding a family

jesus turned water into wine
while all the disciples were bitching and crying
the wine thing was really out of sight
but the disciples wanted red not white
jesus is more than
just a brother to me

jesus walked upon the water
the disciples could have but why the fuck bother
jesus came to set us free
the disciples got famous and became junkies
jesus is far more
than everything to me

jesus promised the holy ghost
the disciples preferred jam on toast
jesus was the worlds greatest lover
the disciples liked to spread peanut butter
jesus love me
but i can still be a mother fucker

point : the first thing the disciples did after the ascension of christ was to draw lots for the new disciple...(basically a pagan act )...then came the apostle paul...and left not a woman in christianity not saturated with guilt and condemnation...roughly translated...the disciples are not so much in the bible to teach us "the way"...as they are there to reveal to us the fucked-up-ness of the human condition...so be alive !!! be a fool...AND TRY YOUR FUCKING BEST !!!

the church service

so the minister said
that god loves us
the congregation replied
amen
then he said that
we must do likewise
the congregation replied
amen
he continued
so that means
we can be honest
with each other
again
amen
so how many of you fellows
enjoy masturbating
more than having sex
with your wives???

...silence

downtown...from the book / "d is for wombat...dingo wombat"

i spazzed out downtown
i swore and urinated
i screamed at the locals
someone called the cops
(i got a free ride home
but that's beside the point)

next week
i got my friend
and his movie camera
acted at least as idiotic
pissed and screamed all over the place
while being filmed

seven people said
i was a genius

the art of trust part 2

dynamics of discerning friendship

1-an interaction with another...2-intellectually , spiritually , socially discerning the situation...3-taking into consideration your spiritual dynamic...(the more you want...the less you can clearly perceive...enlightenment would mean you would want nothing...therefore...see everything...4-embrace the path of love...it will lead you into all truth...even if your "friend" is there to use you...the path of love will turn this into a learning situation...5-be transparent...things will come to the surface much faster...it makes people very uncomfortable...unless they are pursuing real...in the final analysis...all that i am saying ,in regards to friendship...romantic relationship...all everything else...be real...and real will be all that is around you...live love...and see what happens .

staying down...from the book / "d is for wombat...dingo wombat"

any man can fall down
but it takes a real hero
to realize that
there is not a fucking thing
that makes
getting up again
a worth while occupation

and from this point
all you need is the guts
integrity
and passion
to crawl inside
a bottle of rum
and stay there

phone sex...from the album / "the human race"

the government listens to you having phone sex
 it gets them really harded
 they say it is for security
 but i say that's retarded
 they are taking pictures for their files
 of stimulation over the phone
i thought it was against the rules
 for terrorists to have sex alone

 special agents all over the country
 in their hand have a picture of your lover
 and special agent penis
 is what they have in the other
 they're probably spying through your window
 as you are playing with your dong
 they are a bunch of fucking sick-o's
 but they think they are fucking james bond

 (in no way do i believe this to be true...in fact...if it makes this world a safer place...i don't give a rats ass if they are spying on me...i mean..sant'a elves do it every fucking year...and that doesn't seem to bother anyone...nobody calls them perverts.)

family man may 29 2010

anything healthy and peace loving that ever happened in my family...happened over a bucket of kentucky fried chicken...our hands could not hit...and our mouths were full...(why this did not work with other foods...fuck only knows)...point...it is not the blood line that makes family...it is spirit...your family are those who truly love you...do not limit religion...sexual preference...color...or whatever..."my family...are those who do the will of my father"...luv stu.

dynamics :

1-we are alive
2-we respond to  primal impulses
3-they get us nowhere
4-we pursue spirituality instead
5-it places us on a path of love
6-we begin to find what we were supposed to find
7-we grow and develop in true community

live love

February 22 2012

there is something wrong with you...from the album / "the human race"

there is something wrong with you darlin'
and not because you are a mean self righteous cheater
not because i bought you a puppy
and my grandma's corps is what you did feed her
not because you are a fucking terrorist
there is something else wrong
but i   will never know i guess 

there is something pretty awful
and it is not in the way you abuse your mother
how you chopped her head off
and mailed it to her lover
there is something darker than that
hidden behind all your fat
it's a pretty big fucking mess
but i will never know i guess

remember back in high school
when you gave your heart to satan
how you laughed at your little brother
when you caught him masturbating
how you stole from the local food bank
and you never did confess
there is something else pretty fucking wrong
but i will never know i guess

the cow

at my gym...i ask this lady to ask our trainer about his new cow...(he is not a farmer...he lives in the city and he knows sweet fuck all about cows)...anyway...as it happens...his family did not purchase a new cow...they purchased two new cows...and how did i know this ??? lets put it this way...the same way i knew my friends little girl went square dancing when nobody , including her father , knew that square dancing was taking place at that school on that particular day...or lets put it another way...read prior entries to my blog...and then you can figure it out !!!

my coffee...from the album / "the human race"

my coffee is a bit strong
my mind is a bit weak
my pottery is a bit broken
but it once was unique

i had a pet beaver
i kept him in the yard
he chewed up my fence
and drove away with my car

my cougar gets a bit angry
when he don't get his fill
my dr. touches my privates
but he gives me all my pills

i got me some religion
i was visited by christ
i told my pastor i saw him
he told me that was nice

my coffee is dark roast
i brewed it that way
every girl i ever loved
turned out to be gay

birds with no stars dec. 31 2012

some birds use the night sky to navigate across the universe...that being said...most people are like birds with no stars...lost and delirious...there is an attempt to mimic security and vision...morality is the piece of drift wood they cling to...a series of laws that may or may not make any sense...making sense is not their purpose...their purpose , instead...is to form a cloak of righteousness that offers some type of guideline to hang onto...in the final analysis , however...only love can guide the human existence...only love will light up the night sky for us to find a true and real perspective .

the pentecostals

when i was a boy , i went to a pentecostal church...there i was quickly informed that masturbation was not only a sin... but that i would "pay for it"...now , at age 50...i realized that those religious fanatics were absolutely right...indeed i do have to pay for it...about one dollar a day to be specific...you know...herbs and stuff to keep my dick nice and hard...and what is my point ??? never question your spiritual authorities...they are always right...even when they don't have a fucking clue what they are talking about .

Jan 19 2012

public speaking...from the book / "there is a fly in my dingo-wombat"

there is this guy
he wants  to be
a public speaker
problem is
he cannot speak
a fucking word
he is dead
but even when he was alive
he did not have a thing to say
the thing is
he is still better
( dead or alive )
than most of those fellows
have you ever been to church???
i rest my case

life of illusions feb 4 2012

there are various reasons why relationships end...most of which are never brought to the surface...most of which are never known...it goes like this...the subconscious mind is fully aware that it is going in a different direction than a particular individual...however...because it is not married to the conscious mind...for a variety of reasons...the conscious mind has to make up an excuse to terminate the relationship...hence...the truth of the situation is not known to either individual for...(usually)...as long as they both shall live...have a nice day .

February 15 2012

shopping mall...from the album / "the human race"

people in the shopping mall
don't know anything at all
children in the shopping mall
wish they were at home playing with their balls

people in the shopping mall
crapping in a public stall
people in a shopping mall
buying shit to not feel small

people in isle four
as empty as a cracked out whore
life seems to end and start
going through the doors of wall-mart

people in the shopping center
can't get that much benter
ladies in the shopping place
a tone of shit on their face

people on the tile floors
picking clothes and their boogers
if i were god i'd lock the doors
but first let in 1000 cougars

people in the shopping mall
it happened after adams fall
the world may end but there's no stopping
all those ding-dongs doing their shopping 

(note : i was just kidding about the 1000 cougars thing...i just thought it was a good line.)

let's go to church (continued)

just had this conversation with these wonderful people regarding christianity and sex...i can't tell you how many people i personally know who have gotten knee deep in shit because they had sex before marriage and their church found out about it...usually the verdict is that they are not allowed any leadership position until the situation is rectified...(whatever that means)...thing is...let's just say for a second that they are right...that you shouldn't make love...fuck...whatever you want to call it...before  you get married...the point is...it still is not one millionth as bad as something like slander or gossip...which i have never seen confronted in any way , shape or form...let's face it...sex has become a taboo not because it is morally good , bad...or indifferent...sex has become a taboo because church leadership is sexually degenerated and perverse...and as a result...they have no fucking choice but to project these perversions upon others...let us put it this way...there are far more fucking people who come to church to hide...than who actually come to worship the all-mighty .  

let's go to church...from the album / "the human race"

let's go to church and learn to deny
if we can't do it at least we can try
church is for learning how to live in denial
shoveling  your shit into a pile

let's go to church and learn how to spin yarn
telling the truth only leads to harm
telling the truth won't get you nowhere
and pretend you don't have a dick down there

there once was a guy come confession time
said how the priest got him up the behind
three of the elders took him away
hasn't been seen till this very day

April 14

your other self part 3

enlightenment

there is always hope...there is a way out...1-love is introduced...(or possibly reintroduced)...2-things are seen for what they are...3-the path one is on and the decisions made upon that path...begin to lead one back into health...4-there is a gradual marriage between who the person supposed to be and who the person is...5-through hard work...humility...and suffering...we become human...live luv .

your other self part 2

boots and hearts

1-we are who we are...2-making decision through love...is replaced by making decision out of fear...selfishness...jealousy ,etc...3-we begin to deteriorate...4-violence...(of one sort or another)...enters the equation...this is inevitable as lies are always defended by some sort of violent behavior as a method of overcompensating...5-organic behavior is slowly replaced with generic behavior...in other words...the real person cannot be allowed to be acted upon...as it has become socially unacceptable...6-all has become institutionalized...the human has "successfully" become a zombie...7-though possibly well hidden...one has deteriorated into the opposite of what one supposed to be .

your other self part 1

one of the most bizarre dynamics of the human condition is that...as we emotionally and spiritually fall apart...we become the exact opposite of who we are supposed to be...for example...i know this young man who has a prophetic "calling" intimately synthesized into his character...that is to say...he was born to live and breathe truth...it just so happens that...at this time in his life...he would rather lie even if the truth was more convenient...the question is...how does this happen???

cooking for vegetarians...from the album / "the human race"

cooking for vegetarians
i hope they like steak
i hope they like hamburger
i hope they like shake and bake

cooking for vegetarians
i hope they like fried chicken
i hope they like roast beef
after i put my dick in

cooking for vegetarians
a big fat rack of ribs
with sauce of paul newman
maybe fry up a human

cooking for vegetarians
the neighbors cat looks fine
get someone to feed him
then club him from behind

in regards to the poem..."shit"

the poem .."shit"...is not really about shit...what it is about is how our relationships are held together by convenience...finances...fear...religion...a whole lot of...shit...which means they can end without warning or sometimes stated reason...there is an eternal god that wants to bind our relationships together with an eternal love...and although organized religion and socially stated and unstated guidelines desire to withhold this information from you...that does not mean that it is not there .

making life real jan. 21 2012

the fact of the matter is that virtually all you see around you is , to one extent or another...bullshit...even economies are at least partially based upon lies...the question is...how do we make life real???                         
first you have to have the understanding that what god does not give you is not real...that is to say...using devices of any sort to gain stuff or any sort...only creates the illusion of possession...not actual possession...from here...there are three dynamics to be aware of...1-let go of all and see what remains...2-do not second guess what is left and why...god knows what he is doing...3-be yourself real in word and action...this will facilitate the process of all becoming real...REAL IS LOVE...LIVE LOVE

shit

she was his only lover
he never even looked at
another girl
then one day
as he was having a bath
she came in
and had a shit
he watched her
wipe her ass
got out of the tub
got dressed
and never talked to her
again

the bees

all day long
i was thinking of transforming myself
into a bumble bee
then i came home
turned on the t.v.
there it was
before my eyes
a documentary on bees
coincidence ?
i do not think so
god wants me to be a bee
praise god

danial and the lions...from the album / "the human race"

danial was fed to the lions
but they had already ate
they asked them if they were hungry
they said no we ain't
danial crapped his pants
and his speech did slur and stammer
but the only thing we learned from this
is lions have bad grammar

one said to the other
i don't need no fucking food
and the other one loudly farted
and said this fucker ain't even stewed
they licked their balls and drank their rum
those lions got really hammered
and the only fucking thing we learned
is that lions have bad grammar

danial got down on his knees
and danial he did  pray
lead me hence to security
are the words he did say
one lion said don't worry boy
we ain't puttin down no fucking hammer
and the only lesson we learned from this
is that lions have bad grammar

luke warm jan. 28 2012

it is your mandate to love someone...or to not love someone...the worlds problem is that everything appears to be something that it is not...people in absolute poverty can be financially rich...and those outside that circle are dying with envy to obtain something that would lead to their demise...my point is simple...if only things were the way they appear to be...if only the people who loved me said that they loved me...i can take rejection...i can take far worse than that...what i cannot take are these idiots on their pursuit of sex...money...and power...and attempting to disguise it as love...that is completely unfair...it is in the bible people..."i can handle you hot or cold...but not luke warm . 

dick is my best friend...from the album / "the human race"

i have a friend named richard
we go to school together
richard he collects hockey cards
he says the older they are the better
he looks up all the statistics
we repeat them fast and quick
i find it really wonderful
when i play with dick

i come home to my mother
she asks me where i have been
she is a bit overprotective
she over cooks the beans
she looks at me like a werewholf
glares at me like i'm sick
when i tell her afterschool
that i played with dick

dick is my best friend
we stay together hard
i even play with dick
in the school yard
sometimes we play slowly
sometimes we play quick
it don't really matter
as long as i play with dick

i started playing with dick
at the age of 10
it gave me so much pleasure
i played with dick again
dick has perfect posture
dick knws how to spit
he hit   the teacher in the face
and dick he got in shit

the human race...from the album / "the human race"

i've learned something about the human race
over the years
i've learned something about the human race
most people are queers
i've learned something about the human race
we are a bunch of fuck-ups lost in space
and i've learned people basically don't give a shit 

iv'e learned something about the human race
we blow each other uppy
i've learned something about the human race
nothing cuter than a puppy
i've learned something about the human race
somehow tenderness has been misplaced
and we are a bunch of sick fuckers that think we know it all

i've learned something about the human race
like sexuality
i've llearned something about the human race
like promiscuity
i've learned that we all like to fuck like minks
as we all slowly drain down our sinks
it's our favorite addiction besides screwing with each others heads

Groundhog Day

concerning marry christmas...from the book / "there is a fly in my dingo-wombat"

in the poem
marry christmas
you probably noticed that
i spelled marry wrong
this is because
the chick my father seduced
was named marry
which brings us to the question
why is marry spelled with two r's
good question
maybe her parents could not spell
maybe she wanted to be special
or maybe
i am just too fucking lazy
to correct my type-o
hard to say really