jesus...from the album / "the human race"

jesus raised people from the dead
but he couldn't raise them from their bed
jesus was the son of god
but his best friend was probably his dog
jesus is your brother
but don't count on finding a family

jesus turned water into wine
while all the disciples were bitching and crying
the wine thing was really out of sight
but the disciples wanted red not white
jesus is more than
just a brother to me

jesus walked upon the water
the disciples could have but why the fuck bother
jesus came to set us free
the disciples got famous and became junkies
jesus is far more
than everything to me

jesus promised the holy ghost
the disciples preferred jam on toast
jesus was the worlds greatest lover
the disciples liked to spread peanut butter
jesus love me
but i can still be a mother fucker

point : the first thing the disciples did after the ascension of christ was to draw lots for the new disciple...(basically a pagan act )...then came the apostle paul...and left not a woman in christianity not saturated with guilt and condemnation...roughly translated...the disciples are not so much in the bible to teach us "the way"...as they are there to reveal to us the fucked-up-ness of the human condition...so be alive !!! be a fool...AND TRY YOUR FUCKING BEST !!!