downtown...from the book / "d is for wombat...dingo wombat"

i spazzed out downtown
i swore and urinated
i screamed at the locals
someone called the cops
(i got a free ride home
but that's beside the point)

next week
i got my friend
and his movie camera
acted at least as idiotic
pissed and screamed all over the place
while being filmed

seven people said
i was a genius