the cow

at my gym...i ask this lady to ask our trainer about his new cow...(he is not a farmer...he lives in the city and he knows sweet fuck all about cows)...anyway...as it happens...his family did not purchase a new cow...they purchased two new cows...and how did i know this ??? lets put it this way...the same way i knew my friends little girl went square dancing when nobody , including her father , knew that square dancing was taking place at that school on that particular day...or lets put it another way...read prior entries to my blog...and then you can figure it out !!!