my coffee is a bit strong
my mind is a bit weak
my pottery is a bit broken
but it once was unique
i had a pet beaver
i kept him in the yard
he chewed up my fence
and drove away with my car
my cougar gets a bit angry
when he don't get his fill
my dr. touches my privates
but he gives me all my pills
i got me some religion
i was visited by christ
i told my pastor i saw him
he told me that was nice
my coffee is dark roast
i brewed it that way
every girl i ever loved
turned out to be gay
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