the government listens to you having phone sex
it gets them really harded
they say it is for security
but i say that's retarded
they are taking pictures for their files
of stimulation over the phone
i thought it was against the rules
for terrorists to have sex alone
special agents all over the country
in their hand have a picture of your lover
and special agent penis
is what they have in the other
they're probably spying through your window
as you are playing with your dong
they are a bunch of fucking sick-o's
but they think they are fucking james bond
(in no way do i believe this to be true...in fact...if it makes this world a safer place...i don't give a rats ass if they are spying on me...i mean..sant'a elves do it every fucking year...and that doesn't seem to bother anyone...nobody calls them perverts.)
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