Sunday, February 5, 2012

danial and the lions...from the album / "the human race"

danial was fed to the lions
but they had already ate
they asked them if they were hungry
they said no we ain't
danial crapped his pants
and his speech did slur and stammer
but the only thing we learned from this
is lions have bad grammar

one said to the other
i don't need no fucking food
and the other one loudly farted
and said this fucker ain't even stewed
they licked their balls and drank their rum
those lions got really hammered
and the only fucking thing we learned
is that lions have bad grammar

danial got down on his knees
and danial he did  pray
lead me hence to security
are the words he did say
one lion said don't worry boy
we ain't puttin down no fucking hammer
and the only lesson we learned from this
is that lions have bad grammar

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