the pentecostals

when i was a boy , i went to a pentecostal church...there i was quickly informed that masturbation was not only a sin... but that i would "pay for it"...now , at age 50...i realized that those religious fanatics were absolutely right...indeed i do have to pay for it...about one dollar a day to be specific...you know...herbs and stuff to keep my dick nice and hard...and what is my point ??? never question your spiritual authorities...they are always right...even when they don't have a fucking clue what they are talking about .