public speaking...from the book / "there is a fly in my dingo-wombat"

there is this guy
he wants  to be
a public speaker
problem is
he cannot speak
a fucking word
he is dead
but even when he was alive
he did not have a thing to say
the thing is
he is still better
( dead or alive )
than most of those fellows
have you ever been to church???
i rest my case