using people part 2

generally speaking...people think that other people are there for their gratification

dynamics :

1-desire
2-make desire your idol
3-sacrifice : feelings / worth / future
4-blame
5-manipulate new environment to fit new (twisted) universe

joy is now gone...replaced by : addictions / materialism / self gratification

there is a better way :

1-turn around
2-find one person...the residue of a deep unconditional love for one...will be transferred onto all other relationships to one extent or another 
3-put them first
4-suffer and learn...love is both reaching into another universe...(suffering)...and light...(learning) 
5-begin to see...and understand
6-extrapulate
7-love eternally...with healthy boundaries

love is...

love is never on the attack .

under the wire

sooner or later...the true loving individual finds themselves in a place where they love someone so much that there is not a thing on this planet that they would not do to enrich their life...and sooner or later they will find themselves in such a relationship where they are completely and utterly betrayed...(people sense that kind of love and inevitably someone will enter "under the wire" before you develop the maturity to figure such things out)...and then begins the long , long journey of processing the events that led up to the situation...and the situation itself...or even the longer and more painful journey...of not processing it...there are tools to work through such situations : community / forgiveness / communication / understanding / and the art of letting go...use them all to your advantage . 

letters to the pope part 1

dear pope

can you identify this quote : "jealousy , jealousy , jealousy...don't be jealous...i am the inter-continental champion...and there is nothing that chump hulk hogan can do about it...oh , yea !!!"

you know that one ??? well , you sure as fuck should...it's randy macho man savage...i mean...everyone should know that !!! how did you get to be pope anyway ??? i didn't vote for ya !!!     

how to get someone to like you

this fellow despised this other fellow for no particular reason...anyway...the despised guy captured the gentleman that hated him...locked him in a cellar and proceeded to torture him for a week or two...come the end of the second week...the severely beaten fellow pleaded so much that his torturer decided to stop torturing him and buy him a bucket of chicken...and which point...he was considered a beautiful soul by the pummeled individual...strange , is it not ???  or , should i say...us peoples...we change like the wind...and even more so like the wind...we don't put a lot of thought into it .  

geese and child birth .

one goose says to the other..."when i was five years old...my mother died giving birth to me ".

eyes that see in the dark september 15 2012

the fact of the matter is that most foundations are built upon "sand"...or...in other words...when trouble rocks someones  world...their response will reveal  their true character...TO THE POINT... violence...anger...hiding...ignorance and control will rear their ugly heads...(in most situations with most people)...and their course of action will not be humility but , instead...finding further ways...such as being passive aggressive...being spiteful...and surrounding ones self with false community...to reinforce the particular attitude one wants to be reinforced...INDEED , ONE NEEDS WEAPONS OF LOVE : humility , wisdom , empathy , understanding the human condition and the ability to let go...to deal with upheaval of the heart...that is to say...for a group to come together as one...one first must be one with ones self .  

too good for me

i am going to write this book...about the fellow...how he was physically , emotional and verbally abused by this  woman...to the point where she would get a badger...put it in a cage...shake the cage...and put it in his bed while sleeping...anyway...eventually he left her...and why did he leave her you may ask ??? well , he thought she was too good for him...amen . 

horror in space...part 3

"every time we go to bed and you can't get it up...you blame the chocolate ice cream...you think that every war is a result of chocolate ice cream"...sue says with a tad bit of sarcasm..."i'll tell you something , buster boy...vanilla is responsible for some really weird shit too ."...suddenly...they hear the pitter patter of alien feet . 

horror in space part 2

pete turns to the ice cream machine..."sue ," he shudders..."there is no fucking chocolate"...sue shakes like there is a vibrator up her snatch..."aliens invaded the ship and ate all the chocolate ice cream...and soon they will be after your dick"..."i knew we shouldn't have brought chocolate on this journey"...he replies..."it always fucks things up".  

horror in space

sue turns to pete in frantic fear...she says..."pete...do you think we will get out of this mess alive???" pete gazes confidently back into here eyes..."sure we will honey" he replies..."you know...except for that alive bit". 

proving the existance of god part 2

here's the shit...basically we react to god in a violently aggressive manner...yet it is our nature to appear otherwise...hence , we develop religious ideologies to compensate for the intensity of the dark and disturbed reaction...yet , there is the odd individual...who not only does not feel compelled to run away from god...but , instead , feels the need to embrace his nature and allow it to guide their life...in other words...a divine love becomes the source of a very few...why only a few ??? who the fuck knows .   

COCK a-doodle-do

proving the existanve of god part 1

easy to prove the existence of god...all devote followers are compelled passionately by violence , judgement , fear , hatred.. and love...(once in a while)...that is...one extreme reaction or another...point...something has to be real to cause such responses..."every reaction has an equal and opposite reaction"...with love being just a little bit harder to explain .  

a goose named fuck-eyes

one goose says to the other..."what do you mean...don't call you fuck-eyes??? i thought that was your name ???"

family gathering again september 1 2012

we are born to love...this must be embraced until the point where the spirit rules the soul...where love navigates our lives...we are then compelled to find out kindred spirits...life is not religion...life is not morality...life is not accumulation...life is a family gathering ...yet , BE AWARE !!! just about all upon your path is opposed to this...just about everything on your path...is there to stimulate you...telling you immediate gratification is so much better...telling you that what you want is what you should have...the truth is simple...just love...and see what is given...see what is taken away...just love...and see what love can do .

penis..."life sucks"

wanting august 25 2012

what we want will get us something...fuck knows what...and if it is good for us...quite the coincidence...there is a spirit across the universe...(not trying to sound new age...it is just the simple truth)...anyway...we can , more or less , comprehend nothing...this Spirit...everything...bottom line...life is a process of forsaking our will...and embracing this divine pathway...that seems to be  tugging us in a direction that is generally against our will...and why is it against our will , you may ask...simple...love pulls us into another universe...one that consists only of love...and it is one fucking horrible , yet beautiful struggle , to get there...amen .   

dr. goose...issue # 86

timmy : "dr. goose...i think i'm an alcoholic"

dr. goose : "remember how your dad used to beat you half silly ???"

dr. goose : "and your mother would feed you on the floor ???"

dr. goose : "when  they took you to "burger king" and ate all those double beef woppers right in front of you???"

dr. goose : " they didn't even give you a fucking onion ring !!!"

dr. goose : " if god didn't want you to be an alcoholic , he would have given you parents that loved you"
                
timmy : "that's just terrible , dr. goose"

dr. goose : "no sweat off my ass , timmy "  

one true religion part 2

jesus was pure...the people who killed him...not so much...we try to separate them from religion...yet...they are religion...and the moment that jesus ascended...christianity began its decent...sure jesus left his spirit...but if almost nobody listened to him...who in the fuck is going to listen to an invisible version of him??? most aspire to live a life of : comfort / lust / status quot / arrogance / and laziness...and these things are hidden best where??? behind religion...its dark , self righteous , violent cloak hides just about everything...and love exposes everything...love is indeed...the opposite of religion...it leaves us naked , vulnerable and in some sort of desperate need to connect with each other...depending upon a greater power to make it happen...love is indeed , not religion...but the opposite...so think about that next time you drive by a church .  

flarmology dictionary

EJACULOID...a creature that can shoot sperm through a human body at 100 yards away...also , one of godzilla's greatest  enemies .

tom's cafe

tom's caf 'e...where the customer is always...wrong...i mean...they can go fuck themselves...and if they don't like our soup...we will piss in it...and if that doesn't bring a smile to their face...we will break the fucking bowl right over their heads...then gather the broth up off the floor...and shove it right up their ass...there by convincing them we have a quality product second to none .     

misinformed goose

church

you do not go to church to develop your spirituality...you go to grow your place in society . 

geese and public masturbation

one goose says to the other : "what do you mean i'm stupid...i hardly ever get caught masturbating in public places ???"

comfort and joy

the pursuit of comfort :

1-we want comfort
2-replaces love as goal
3-people are hurt as we travel that path
4-obtain comfort...(or not)
5-no joy...the fruit of love
6-we decide we need more
7-leads to more poor behavior...usually gets worse and worse
8-institutionalize this...rituals replace the exposed human heart
9-become self righteous...violent
 
we are only supposed to pursue love...where ever that may take us :

1-we love
2-love is a hard road : suffering / sacrifice / self discovery
3-all else becomes less and less important
4-our path is wreckless...divinely lead...impossible to comprehend
5-there is joy in the midst of whatever may come

live love

the art college

at the art college
this young fellow is drawing
my body
he is doing a fine job
good perspective and such
a real talent
just one thing
the little prick drew me with tits
what a fucker
why would he do that ???
it will come around , however
some day it will be my turn to draw
(you know , in the after life)
and when it happens
guess who gets a vagina???

"our bread falls apart"

this baker couldn't make a loaf of bread without it going to shit...you know ??? crumbling and making a mess all over the counter...so he came up with this idea...he changed the name of his restaurant from ..."betty's bread emporium" to..."our bread falls apart"...his slogan being..."you haven't tasted bread until you tasted it in little pieces"...anyway...one day , for whatever reason...(maybe it was the glue that his 12 year old boy snuck into the batter when no one was looking)...the bread refused to crumble...not even one fucking bit...and the result...30 customers stampeded the place and trampled the baker into little pieces...(pieces reminiscent of how the bread was supposed to look)...reaffirming the idea that...nothing is more ironic than a loaf of bread . 

god and you

does it concern you that the size of the universe is exactly the same size of what is going on inside your head ??? i mean...think about it...your imagination and the universe both go on forever...and , as for the content...everything is possible...no , we are not someones dream...but that dynamic does give us a point of reference for what is really happening...fuck , man...the only way it could ever make sense that the universe is this big...is if the measurements that we are using have no significance what-so-ever...to be continued .

dr. goose and resurrection

timmy  : dr. goose ,  why doesn't god raise anyone from the dead ???

dr. goose : there is an art to raise someone from the dead , timmy...but that's beside the point

dr. goose : the truth is...the guy that does the raising...would be fucked for life

dr; goose : religious freaks where ever he would go would turn him into a circus monkey

 dr. goose : and if the monkey didn't put out...they would put him in a space ship and send him back to the planet of the apes 

timmy  : that's just terrible , dr. goose

dr. goose : besides that...how many people do you know are actually making the world a better place by being alive ???   

deceit

if you have to lie to validate your position...then it in incorrect .

community

four levels of community :

1-manipulation...control
2-politeness...no real issues dealt with
3-void...confusion
4-real...(transparency...acceptance...love)

in real community...your life will affect others profoundly
types of pain :

1-immaturity
2-consequences of living...(someone dies , for example)
3-refusal to learn


if one person...in the context of real community...refuses to learn the art of love...all will be affected...(one drop of poison will contaminate the entire jug of water)...most people will be "happier" in the framework of one of the first three levels of community...that is to say..."a dog always returns to its vomit"...people will gravitate to what they have been exposed to and find little or no need to grow...and if that is what they want...fine...the issue is...they usually attempt to pass this off as level 4 community...which , of course , it is not...and the real danger in life comes in when one is blinded to the reality that one is abiding in .  

projecting our violent tendencies

investment plan april 14 2012

the more you invest in another...the more it will hurt when they leave
map of the human relationship :

1-you love...2- you give...3- they receive : gratitude ; empowers ; dependency...4- the relationship becomes more : solid ; resentful ; deceitful...5-in the final analysis : more organic ; generic ; ends

you cannot change people...all you can do is make sure your motives are pure...and that the relationship is perpetuated by : 1-spirituality...(god inspired)...2-discipline...(use wisdom)...and...3-low or no expectations...(which is not to be confused with distance or hardness)

you will make wrong investments...all a part of learning and growing
however...simply...live luv    

balance

if you think that people are wonderful...it is because you don't love them...it is only in love that things are seen for what they are...in darkness...everything looks fine...point...it is almost as if one is punished for spiritual enlightenment...slugs have a relatively happy existence....so how do we maintain balance???


1-made a certain way
2-gravitate to one extreme or another
3-redemption...turning around
4-healing : love / acceptance / forgiveness
5-becoming beautiful

yet...most do not find balance
why???

1-apathy
2-fear
3-pride
4-arrogance
5-lust

we need direction...god is that direction....he speaks through : love / fellowship / life's circumstances

the local church

the local church
erected an electrical fence
to keep the poor people out
so they could have peace and quiet
and get close to god

the bad news was
the pope got wind that they used the word
erection
in the bulletin
so he sent a cardinal 
to fly right over and give them shit

as for the fence...
in the first three weeks alone
219 people were fried
so they all got dressed up in costumes    
and played a game of apocalypse
amongst the corpses  

projecting sexual neurosis upon your pet

my phychiatrist

my psychiatrist keeps on asking me how my father died...four times he asked me...thing is...he died by blowing off his head...now , you tell me...how in the fuck do you forget that someone died by blowing their head all over the back of a fucking wall ???  i mean... it's not up there with alien abduction...but it is pretty damn close .