the local church
erected an electrical fence
to keep the poor people out
so they could have peace and quiet
and get close to god
the bad news was
the pope got wind that they used the word
erection
in the bulletin
so he sent a cardinal
to fly right over and give them shit
as for the fence...
in the first three weeks alone
219 people were fried
so they all got dressed up in costumes
and played a game of apocalypse
amongst the corpses
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