Monday, September 17, 2012

dr. goose...issue # 86

timmy : "dr. goose...i think i'm an alcoholic"

dr. goose : "remember how your dad used to beat you half silly ???"

dr. goose : "and your mother would feed you on the floor ???"

dr. goose : "when  they took you to "burger king" and ate all those double beef woppers right in front of you???"

dr. goose : " they didn't even give you a fucking onion ring !!!"

dr. goose : " if god didn't want you to be an alcoholic , he would have given you parents that loved you"
                
timmy : "that's just terrible , dr. goose"

dr. goose : "no sweat off my ass , timmy "  


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