the rapture

timmy : "dr. goose...what is the rapture???"

dr. goose: "well , timmy...the rapture is when god comes out of the sky and grabs all the good people and takes them to heaven" 

dr. goose : "the truth of the matter is that it happened last month"

timmy : "but nobody was raptured , dr . goose"

dr.goose : "that is precisely my point , timmy"

timmy :"that's just terrible , dr. goose"

dr. goose : "terrible is when your dick wont get hard , timmy...this is just pathetic "

karma part 6

live love...

1-we are born to love...2-embrace this with humility and passion for what is real...3-meditate upon god...who ever that is to you...meditation will keep you focused upon real...real will keep your behavior in perspective...4-live love...the more others are important to you...the clearer you will see life and everything...5-be organic...that is...be open to change at every step...if you are not growing...your heart is probably dying.

karma part 5

karma...

i will be frank with you...in terms of emotional intelligence...i am somewhat convinced that , to say the least ... i am pretty brilliant...regardless...it is not relevant...even if this young man could out smart me...it would not matter...that is to say...being manipulative...dishonest and simply rotten...never goes to a good place...we refer to this as karma...in other words..."you cannot get pure water from a bitter well"...do not be deceived...even if pathetic behavior means you get a billion dollars...there will be no real joy...no real love...no real anything...furthermore...the more you get...the more you will think you need...every time!!!

June 28

karma part 4

right and wrong...

there is a right and wrong way to do anything...if he had approached me and said that he thought i was a fool and it was time to recruit from the group and begin his own community development...i would have allowed him to stand up in the midst of our group on a saturday night and gather together anyone who felt compelled to follow him...yet...this was not his approach...

karma part 3

the process of "going to shit"...

1-there is love...all is well...2-lust enters the situation...immediate gratification seems like a good idea...the future is traded in for today...3-the heart becomes increasingly dark...perspective is lost...4-self centered actions are perpetuated...all is easily justified because he is god...therefore...all is true and real...5-self righteousness...control and manipulation rule the day...this is inevitable...lies need defense on every front...

karma part 2

god only knows...

at one point...probably in the late 90's...this young fellow got it in his head that he could do a better job "running the show"...than myself...little did i know but from then on...he was plotting his little divide and conquer scheme...(sometimes i think back at those old days at the "pizza hut" buffet,,,and i cannot help but wonder what in the hell he was thinking of while stuffing his face)...

karma part 1

once upon a time...

a young man entered our community in 1996 or 95...including myself...everybody was completely committed to the idea of loving and helping him escape the emotional poverty cycle that had enveloped his universe...week after week i would do all in my power to listen and understand him...that is...to be his friend...

love part 3

conclusion

you will know it is love for the following reasons...1-it is not instant...love is breaking into another universe...it is not easy...and may cost you your life...2-love brings joy...i mean...real...beautiful...fulfilling...joy...3-love has good fruit...people are better off for it...as opposed to the opposite...and just because you can justify something does not mean that the truth has been changed...4-love is fulfilling...that is to say...real quenches our thist for life...imitation does not...and...5-you simply know that it is love...we are created to live love...it is who we are meant to be...so do it...live luv.

love part 2

when it all boils down

beyond religion...we discover that we do not need a car at all...that our naked souls exposed to the fresh unfiltered air is a far better way to conduct ones life...that is to say...beyond all and everything...there are two ways to conduct yourself ...love and lust...love being the pursuit of truth and what is real...and lust being the pursuit of all else...( do not confuse lust with sex...dark powers are at work trying to get us to believe that lust is simply sex...so when we trade in a friend for a "better model"...we will be oblivious to the idea that we are lustful little bastards).

love part 1

lets go get some religion , brother

religions are like cars...they can all take you where you want to go...however...some are beautiful and efficient...others...are not worth shit...that is to say...some religions are transcended and become beautiful expressions of a pure unequivocal love...and some have an idiot at the helm telling you what to do with your money and your penis .

why sex freaks out religion part 3

that ain't normal

more so than just about any other reason...it is sexuality that causes religion to lose its credibility...that is to say...just about every religion on the face of the planet...has gone to one extreme or another in regards to interpretation of "normal sexual behavior"...puritan or pervert...(and guess what??? most of the puritans turn out to be more perverse that the perverts)...are essentially the status quot...roughly translated...if these people cannot balance their sexuality...then...personally...i do not give a shit in regards to how they interpret the nature of god .

June 21

why sex freaks out religion part 2

horses and sex are one in the same

 it is a wonderful thing to control ones economic base...but you really are not a man until you control ones sexuality...enters religion...to make someone feel guilty about who and what one is in the center of their personhood...(and sexuality is , next to spirituality , the closest to the center of who we are)...is to have quite a substantial control upon the person as an individual...religion demands this for a plethora of reasons...1-financial...2-allegiance...(guilt and fear turn us into hypocritical suckers)...and 3-to overcompensate for what the clergy are up to in the privacy of their own bedrooms .

why sex freaks out religion part 1

it all comes back to horses

you may not know this...but "the pope" forbid his followers to eat horse for reasons of control...it goes like this...most peasants could afford a horse...but they were still poor...the added advantage of being able to chomp down on some horse meat after it died...gave them just a little bit of power...and , of course , "his holiness" sure as shit did not want this to happen...i mean...what is the worth of a human being if you cannot control them??? and this brings us to sex .

barky mc ruff-ruff and the bottle of wine

one day barky came home from a hard day in the office and decided to drink a bottle of wine...so he did...then he licked his penis for a while and went to sleep...and that is all that happened...nothing more , actually...not even a trace...oh , yea though...one more thing...if you are the type of person who throws shit fits when you are drinking...then there is something screwy going on down deep inside...the booze just sort of takes the top off the bottle...so look at it...before you hurt someone...and if you already have...then apologize...me gotta go .

how to balance life part 2

dynamics of finding balance

1-left to our own initiative...we are all out of balance...this must be accepted...2-enters real humility...begin the dynamic of becoming actualized...3-community...you will discover some ugly shit...surround yourself with people who will love you through the exploration process...4-life...life is the great teacher...all you experience is there to help you become enlightened...5-engage your mind...see yourself over reach...overcompensate...whatever...do not judge yourself...instead...let love bring you into balance...indeed...live luv...and love will live you .

June 23

how to balance life part 1

all the world is an overcompensation

a friend of mine has a roommate that is about to move out...roughly translated...what little power he has over my friend is about to expire...there are many options he can choose in terms of dealing with this dynamic...unfortunately however...he does not have any self knowledge...therefore...he is powerless to choose any of them...ironic , eh??? in an attempt to achieve power...he loses power...now , left to the forces beyond his control...an option is chosen for him...that being...he has become even more obnoxious and loud than ever...or as the bible says..."in thinking themselves to be wise...they become as fools"...my point??? this is not what we desire...that is to say...nobody wants to be out of control in terms of how they respond to their situations...so...how is this achieved???  

June 16

your penis

the only thing you really own...are the seconds that you have lived...and if you have lived them like shit...that is what you got...and what does this have to do with your penis??? jesus said to peter..."you will deny me three times...before the cock crows"...and from that day onward...every time peter touched his cock...he was reminded of what a crappy friend he was to jesus .

another goose cartoon

friendship part 2

types of friendship :

1-non friendship :
                          -activities
                          -alliance
                          -image
                          -social
2-seasonal...meant to be for a time
3-broken...would have been eternal except for lack of learned relational skills
4-teaching...usually for a season...goal to impart knowledge
5-eternal...built upon rock...enough humility to withstand...life

the real issue here is becoming a spiritually mature person...that is...to the extent that you see what is going on in all your relationships and are able to respond accordingly...point being...if you are involved in a non-friendship...and believe it to be something far more intimate...you could be really hurt for no good reason...people avoid relationships because they are afraid of hurt...a far more wise approach...is to become aware of what you are involved in...and act upon that information .

shit eater

i remember when i was in grade 6...there was this kid in grade 5...pleasant....good looking...kind...anyway... apparently a few years before...this child partook in the art of eating a turd...(if you want to call it that)...and that was it...he was fucked...game over...the thing that actually pissed god off the most in the old testament was human sacrifice...and guess what??? we still do it , baby...find a flaw...weakness...anything that differs another from us...we pounce....devour...its ironic...not a fucking soul in the world wouldn't desire forgiveness if they were the target...we certainly are an arrogant bunch of mother fuckers...want some good theology...be kind...luv stu

shit eater part 2

once upon a time there was a boy who got caught eating a turd by his friends...after they all stopped mocking and laughing...they proceeded to ruin the rest of his life...right up until the time he jumped off the bridge...roughly translated...we are all just one turd away from our demise .

how not to project on others part 2

dynamics of switching projection to real

1-we project...our pride does not allow us to question this...we see what we want to see...2-enters humility...things are questioned...3-things change...it hurts...delusions are there for a reason...4-truth is revealed...bit by bit...5-we discover what we had thought was real...was just an illusion...it becomes another universe...love sees all for what it is .

how not to project on others part 1

just gotta wonder

my journey led me to believe that , if anything...i was probably a little bit more heterosexual than i thought...but it did not have to be that way...and that would have been fantastic too...the point , however...is that in order to become fully human...you must take the road of becoming fully human...the road of self discovery...it is a spiritual path...the only spiritual path that matters...(opposed to one of rituals and modified behaviors that fit you into some artificial paradigm)...god is love...and love is everything beautiful...so you can just imagine what will accompany you alone the way...sure truth is more difficult...but what else matters ??? live luv !!!

quest for balance

whitehorse pages part 5

a few decades ago...the australian government introduced the cain toad into australia to , essentially , eat all the cain beetles and , in doing so , create a healthier place to raise a family...problem was...the little bastards ate everything but the cain beetle...the result...billions of toads roaming aimlessly across the land...consuming everything in sight...point...every time we manipulate our environment...it goes to a bad place...and it is the same with our lives...we direct ourselves thinking we know what is best...thinking our plans will bring peace and balance to our lives...fact of the matter is...we do not have all the information we need to make such decisions...fact of the matter is...what we believe will be good for us...is often spiritually fatal...in 1979...john stewart had a song on his "bombs away dream babies" album entitled..."hand your heart to the wind"...good advice...embrace the humility to let go...simple love...and see where it takes you...among other things...love is a current...put yourself in the middle...and see what happens...that is to say...live love .

foot washing service

many years ago...in my ministry...we had a foot washing service...years later...a particular girl in that service became my girlfriend...now i do consider myself a spiritual person...but let me tell you this...i enjoyed licking her tits much more than i enjoyed washing her feet...luv stu

June 9

realism june 4 2011

there is our truth...then there is the real truth...one needs no defense...the other is defended violently so it can be sustained...dynamics :

1-there is truth
2-perceived as irrelevant
3-a new truth is pursued
4-appearance is modified to make it look more reasonably
5-violently defended
6-others are persuaded to join the cause...bullshit has to be reinforced
7-patterns...habits...rituals all emerge to take the place of authentic interaction    

the solution is love...love is real...and will not tolerate false truths in its presence...and the life that results from this is organic...that is to say...two hearts interact...not two schemes of how to get your own way .

intimacy part 5

a foot note

having said what has now been said...it also must be stated that , although there is a general fear of same sex intimacy that saturates our culture...it is also true that people will very comfortably state that what they truly need...is a real relationship with someone of the same sex...i refer to this as "the rocky effect"...that is to say...everyone wants to identify with the character of rocky (of the 1976 movie)...the truth is however , that kind of courage is very hard to come by...understand???

June 7

intimacy part 4

the solution

love will cost you everything...but do it anyway...it is your soul that is at stake...and as you continue the journey of love...intimacy becomes more and more a part of your personhood...live luv .

intimacy part 3

the struggle

real intimacy takes courage...pain..self sacrifice...things that most will not adventure into...it is too hard...instead...they embrace what i refer to as love substitutes...DYNAMICS :1-children attempt love....2-it becomes obvious that this indeed is a difficult road...3-they fold...4-love substitutes are introduced...mutual needs are being met...it is not perfect...yet at times there is quite a measure of success...5-this is institutionalized and patterns are reinforced...6-the situation is defended with violence...(usually a calm systematic form of violence)...7-at this point...real intimacy is seen as a threat...which brings us back to the beginning .

intimacy part 2

the situation

people understand people using people...it is simply what happens around this planet...they understand cheating...being co-dependent...all of this type of behavior...however...when someone loves to simply love...no return...(or so it seems)...people do not have a point of reference...therefore...they find it difficult to deal with...SOMETHING MUST BE WRONG !!!

intimacy part 1

the question

i had this friend once...we were in a very intimate non-sexual relationship...people were concerned...now...if we were in a homosexual relationship...there would be far less concern...and if we were in a homosexual relationship and we were cheating on our spouses...statically speaking...less concern there too...question...why does intimacy "freak people out?"

June 2

leaving control

being human part 23

i was at a pagan wedding once...i got up to pray...the best man fainted...someone threw a cup of liquid across the room...(i think that too was the best man)...and then it got really bizarre...i am not reading a whole lot into this...i have seen worse weddings , to be honest...what is paganism??? well...most of western christianity is in fact pagan...that is...the essence of paganism is control...the essence of spirituality is , however , the absence of control...what i love about pagans??? they are honest about their intent...if you want to control...fine...do it...just call it what it is...there is nothing horribly wrong with it...however...love lets go...live love .

how to smoogle your boogle

for a low price of 25 dollars...

for millions of years now...people from all classes and cultures...have been boogling by themselves or with those they are in relationship with...and having a hell of a lot of fun , i must say...but here is the shit , dear puppy-cats...although people have been boogling...not too many are ever aware that they can potentially smoggle their boogle...and that is where i come in...for a low price of 25 dollars...i will give you all the information that you need...so you can potentially smoogle your boogle...until the cows come home...i know what has been said...smoogling your boogle will cause you to go blind...bullshit...this is nothing but a rumor that was started by the second church of the holy werewolf of the circumcised peanut head dingo...a manipulative attempt to de-smooglize society...and thereby control the cross fertilization of the three horned  crayon ferret...and the seven legged utah bastard  monkey...i  mean...any fool can figure that one out...if god did not want you to smoogle your boogle...then he never would have given you a boogle to smoogle...and then there are those fucking vampires...let me ask you this...if those vampires are such hot shit...then how come they do not have any teeth??? point...send me your money...and begin the ancient and somewhat lost art...of smoogling your boogle...sincerely...captain babot smageldwit of the foothills of the great manitoba mountains .