how to smoogle your boogle

for a low price of 25 dollars...

for millions of years now...people from all classes and cultures...have been boogling by themselves or with those they are in relationship with...and having a hell of a lot of fun , i must say...but here is the shit , dear puppy-cats...although people have been boogling...not too many are ever aware that they can potentially smoggle their boogle...and that is where i come in...for a low price of 25 dollars...i will give you all the information that you need...so you can potentially smoogle your boogle...until the cows come home...i know what has been said...smoogling your boogle will cause you to go blind...bullshit...this is nothing but a rumor that was started by the second church of the holy werewolf of the circumcised peanut head dingo...a manipulative attempt to de-smooglize society...and thereby control the cross fertilization of the three horned  crayon ferret...and the seven legged utah bastard  monkey...i  mean...any fool can figure that one out...if god did not want you to smoogle your boogle...then he never would have given you a boogle to smoogle...and then there are those fucking vampires...let me ask you this...if those vampires are such hot shit...then how come they do not have any teeth??? point...send me your money...and begin the ancient and somewhat lost art...of smoogling your boogle...sincerely...captain babot smageldwit of the foothills of the great manitoba mountains .