barky mc ruff-ruff and the bottle of wine

one day barky came home from a hard day in the office and decided to drink a bottle of wine...so he did...then he licked his penis for a while and went to sleep...and that is all that happened...nothing more , actually...not even a trace...oh , yea though...one more thing...if you are the type of person who throws shit fits when you are drinking...then there is something screwy going on down deep inside...the booze just sort of takes the top off the bottle...so look at it...before you hurt someone...and if you already have...then apologize...me gotta go .