my girlfriend...from the book / "there is a fly in my dingo-wombat"

my girlfriend left me
the excuse she used was that
she was leaving me for her husband
what kind of stupid excuse is that
of all the things to say
i mean
who in the hell
would ever believe that kind of bullshit
she is probably a lesbian

noah / from the album..."the second coming"

god told noah to build a boat
and that is what he did
and on it were all these fucking animals
at least that is what is said


chorus :
there were two monkeys
two spider monkeys too
two long haired monkeys
and lots of monkey doo
there were two really weird monkeys
and they were the best
there were two of everything
including tyrannosaurus rex

noah forgot the food
but that didn't really matter
because all the animals got eaten
and t. rex got fatter

chorus :

the weirdest thing about this story
or the lesson that i got
is how everything survived
and tyrannosaurus rex did not

chorus :

footnote : science and religion have been debating eternally about what the fuck went down and how long ago was it that it all went down...me thinks me smells a rat...fact of the matter is...people hide behind such irrelevant debates , more often than not , to avoid the real questions : how do i love people...and why is it so hard ??? get it ??? 

how to live forever

a young boy...dying...peace...quiet...all is well...down the hall...an old man...screaming like a stuck pig...not "going gently into that good night"...it is like the child lived longer than the old man...indeed...he did...here is the dynamic...at one point in time...the old fellow decided to live for himself...here...he went into what i refer to as reverse time...that is to say...the desire to live for self...consumes our spirits...hence...with everything we take in this context...the hole within us grows larger and larger...only love fills...only love makes us complete...live love.

kevin's fried chicken part 2

in the delivery room
pushing out that precious little
bundle of joy
eating a bucket of
kevin's fried chicken
screaming in between bites
give me the fucking drumstick
aaaaaaaaaaaaa
it is thumb licking good
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
made with the generals
secret recipe of 120988475665 different herbs
and spices
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

the shit monster dec. 17 2011

1-truth...2-challenged by : a) laziness...b) fear...and c) lust...3) the lie enters...4) part of you dies...5) become institutionalized in that particular area of your soul...regardless of your intentions...you are still dead..."awake oh sleeper"...1) acknowledge your situation...2) confess to others...3) turn around...4) let the situations and people that god presents to you lead you into wholeness...5) live an organic life...real / vulnerable / passionate...above all...be driven by humility !!!

jonah and the whale / from the album..."the second coming"

jonah he went fishing
he caught himself a  fish
he fried it up in a frying pan
he ate it in a dish

chorus :
that is all that happened
the rest is all bullshit
jonah caught himself a sea bass
then he ate it

he had a bottle of rum
to wash the sea bass down
he had enough of the bitch at home
he decided to leave town

chorus :

jonah saw  a whale
at the city zoo
he fed it cod heads and crab legs
he came up with an idea or two

chorus :

footnote : the fact of the matter is that mythology is never meant to be taken literally...the point that the writer of the myth is making is at the essence of what is going on...whale...no whale...the writer does not give a fuck...in the case of jonah...the message is obvious...there is no such thing as free will .

the point part 2

peter said to jesus..."you know when you said that before the cock crows...i will deny you three times...and i said i wouldn't ??? well , it didn't count because i had my fingers crossed"...POINT...there is not a fucking thing that we cannot justify if we put our "minds" to it...roughly translated...humility is the key to understanding and growth...there is no real love without it .

why do people go to church aug. 28 06

the fact of the matter is...there is never one reason for doing just about anything we do...which quickly brings us to religion...religion is basically what happens when we attempt to reduce god to a formula...and why would we do this??? power / addiction / ascetics / hiding...(specifically from sexual issues but not entirely) / and tradition...it is fairly obvious , actually...i mean...we cannot even reduce our relationships with each other to formulas and rituals...so how could we possibly do this to an eternal being...god comes down to just one thing...an extremely powerful force that is constantly compelling us to love each other...accept no less .

December 22

stupid / from the album :"the second coming"

do you know your husband married you because you are stupid
don't worry he doesn't know it either
but it is one screwed up relationship
sort of like "leave it to beaver"

did you know your husband cheats on you because you are stupid
he thought he could get away with it
right now he's placing the blame on you
telling some chick that you are stupid

did you know your husband is a homo
he gets angrier
and more pissed off at cupid
does not know why he is attracted to idiots
he always leaves because they're stupid

footnote : why people are in relationships seldom is what they think...it takes time and passion and love to sift through the heart and discern who one really is...then act accordingly .

the ass hole song / from the album..."the second coming"

you gave up non-alcoholic beer
and american chocolate
you gave up playing with yourself
but only through your pocket
you gave up late night t.v.
but only after you go to sleep
you gave up dressing when no one is around
just like little bo peep

chorus :
why don't you give up being an ass hole
that would make the world a better place
who cares if you are a drag queen
that don't fuck up anything
why don't you give up being a prick
to every one in your life
who cares about fried chicken
go and ask your wife

why don't you give up being an idiot
a mean selfish mother fucker
your daughter is going to bed now
go up stairs and tuck her
smoking cigarettes helps the economy
it's one of the best things that you do
i'd rather smoke the whole plantation
than be anything like you

chorus :

footnote : this song is not about anyone in particular...just a general statement of how the priorities of many...are completely fucked...and oh , yes...there is also the point of how religion makes small things important and visa versa...as an attempt to confuse the living shit out of everyone .

investment plan nov. 5 2011

our reason for living is to develop relationships...we choose by : a) self gratification...b) convenience...c) laziness...d) fear...or e) love...yet somehow we always believe we are the exception...that we can form a relationships with bad motives and have it go to a good place...result : a) blame...b) bitterness...c) folding...or d) mental illness...do not take the path of immediate gratification...instead : a) love...b) become aware that  love is flawed ...c) heal and grow...d) your life will reflect this more and more...e ) the love around us will reflect the love within us...AN INVESTMENT IN LIFE IS AN INVESTMENT IN LOVE 

bill...from the book / "there is a fly in my dingo-wombat"

this shirt
worth about 80 dollars
was on sale for eight
because it had the name
bill
embroidered on the chest
i bought it
and told anyone who asked
that i named the shirt
bill

making hurt beautiful part 3

the point...is that in order to become fully human...you must take the road of becoming fully human...the road of self discovery...it is a spiritual path...and only the spiritual path matters...(opposed to one of rituals and modified behaviors that fit you into some artificial paradigm)...god is love...and love is everything beautiful...so you can just imagine what will accompany you alone the way...sure truth is more difficult...but what else matters ??? live luv !!!

making hurt beautiful part 2

truth is a beautiful thing...though it can hurt like hell...it eventually leads you into a place of joy...relationship...and security...point...a spiritual experience eventually leads you into a greater understanding of yourself and your sexuality...no more overcompensation...in fact...the time you spend with the ones that truly love you...is the time that strips away the pretension that life attempts the build around you...in other words...true  relationship is a form of prayer...and leads you into not only understanding all truth...but becoming all truth...love conquers all .

making hurt beautiful part 1

sexual development for most people : growing up in a homophobic judgmental environment...that is...north america...dynamics :1-the issue develops...cannot do a frigging thing about it actually...that is simply how children respond...they internalize and make it -whatever it is- a part of themselves...2-it finds new life...just like mold in a dark place...sorta...3-an overcompensation begins...there is a war within and some really dark crap makes its journey to the surface in the most peculiar way...4-the fruits are...self righteousness...judgment...religion...anger and bitterness...that is to say...this homophobic religious thing has nothing to do with god...and the bastards know it on some level...god is just a means to cover up their own homosexual issues...and...5-the person institutionalizes them self...no longer pliable...in fact...their attitude is reflected in their entire personhood...not only in the area they are overcompensating in...there must be an escape !!!

the apostle song / from the album : "the second coming"

the apostles liked to fidget with their nuts
one or two times per day
paul did too
in his canoe
and three of the twelve were gay

chorus :
it's the apostle song
take them literally
you can if you want but not me
everybody has a sexuality
even if they are from gallilee

john had a fetish for tits
tom liked to play with notty bits
judas was a perv
who had a dog named merv
and screwed him from the time he had zits

chorus :

mary got a vibrator from sears
sometimes it brought her to tears
james was self righteous
until he got caught
sleepng with all those other queers

chorus :

footnote : if you think this is about the apostles...you are sadly mistaken...the song is about the human condition...we are all just people...and we all have our own personal hang-ups and flaws...no matter how gifted or spiritual we believe we are .

an ode to the person who referred to my geese (cartoons) as turtles

listen , buddy...i know i can't draw worth shit...but here is the thing...they have long necks...walk on two legs...and have feathers...what ever in the fuck they are...they certainly aren't turtles...or maybe...you just don't know what a turtle is...which means...in all likely-hood...you are from outer space...and that means you have achieved warp speed...and that means...you have the technology to fry my brains...which brings us to the beginning...that being...did you like my turtles ???  

where evil grows oct. 22 2011

          
our environment will eventually make sense to us...regardless how perverse or bizarre it may be
dynamics :

1-garden of eden
2-enters the snake
3-snake lies to us
4-we believe the lie because of...a) laziness...b) fear...c)consensus...d) lack of love
5-institutionalize the lie
6-make others believe it...lies demand the conversion of others to reinforce them
7-society moves on

a prophetic voice must enter...society at large will believe just about anything
dynamics :

1-garden of eden
2-enters snake
3-snake lies to us
4-we do not believe the lie...a) love...b) humility...c) communication...d) community
5-organic....authentic life grows
6-truth needs no defense...nor does it impose itself...(no violence) 
7-individuals move on...most follow own inclinations

live love

the loons...from the book / "there is a fly in my dingo-wombat"

the lake was calm
placid and still
the sun was rising
there was no wind
the lake was like glass
all was reflected perfectly
everything was peaceful
all but the loons
screaming obscenities at god
saying things like "fuck"
bashing their heads
against the rocks
and foaming at their mouths
those bastard loons
just would not get
with the plan

love and power august 27 2011

what do you do when the person you love more than life itself does not give a fuck about anything but them self ??? the fact of the matter is that most see "love" as an opportunity for power...to love someone in the most real sense of the word does not go over very well...it is simply an assumption that another is getting some neurotic need met...or is fulfilling some cultural ritual or another...love as an end to itself is a very rare and threatening thing...many dynamics , there are...not the least of which is exposing the emptiness of the average relationship...non-the-less...in the final analysis...all we are is the REAL love that we make...live luv!!!

Dec 11

the coverup sept. 24 2011

life craves balance...and to live a life of love is to achieve balance...however the dynamic of balance has no favorites...that is to say...if one strays away from the path of love...ones inner self will do anything it so desires to find its way back into balance...in other words...the arrogant and the perverse will inevitably gravitate t word self righteous judgement as a way of compensating for the individuals state...roughly translated...those fuckers in church who argue over the color of carpet that is going to be laid in the sanctuary  the next week...well...the carpet is probably not the only thing that is being laid...make no mistake...people always give themselves away...you just got to know what to look for .

the deformed sasquatch...from the book / "there is a fly in my dingo-wombat"

there is a legend
concerning a sasquatch
in a place called boggy creek
this sasquatch however
has deformed feet
now the thing about a 9 foot monster
coming right at you
snarling cursing smelling badly
and shit like that
is you do not have a chance to count the toes
but if you did
you would find that
he only has 4 on each foot
which is weird
or probably is weird
hard to say really

jon and i

it was july 1992...my friend jon and myself were hiking through the annapolis valley...one says to the other..."gee would i love a beer right now"...we both agree that this would be a good idea...ten seconds later...i look down in the river and there i behold not just two cans of beer...but one of them is his favorite brand...the other mine...funny how time changes perception...until three years ago...i would have bet 100 dollars that PEOPLE left them there...now all i know is that somebody left them there .

you sept. 17 2011

maybe this universe is just a wrinkle...life is just an illusion...one thing for sure...what we perceive to be happening...and what is actually going on...have very little if anything in common...our destinies in this life are probably a mere reflection of our spiritual condition...our hearts are reflected in our environment...sure we can make choices...just like the insect that is chased across the room...he can go anywhere he desires yet inevitably makes the same conclusion again and again and again...chances are...we are not nearly as complicated as we believe ourselves to be...it just seems that way because the darkness excludes us from the truth...truth being...only love is real...and if that is not the path you are on...you probably don't even actually exist...jesus summed it up...if your heart is not bent upon love...then the crap that surrounds you is just about all that you are ever going to get...so...have a nice day .

get rich...

wanna know a way to get rich quick??? convince the world that you should only have sex in the context of intimate relationships...then offer a course on how to fake intimate relationships .

murdering love sept. 10 2011

what is morality??? it is a cloaking device to keep us away from the one and only question that matters...do you love another??? morality is there to confuse the issue...it tells us things are important when they are not...it suggests very strongly that a relationship can be sustained by subscribing to a somewhat arbitrary set of rules and guidelines...it cannot...and lastly...morality is a "form of godliness but denies the power there of"...there is only one god...and there shall be no other gods before him...no matter how well they dress themselves...and that gods name is...LOVE!!!

merry christmas...from the book / "there is a fly in my dingo-wombat"

i secretly follow my father
to this local hotel
then took a picture of him
screwing some lady
i had it blown up
and framed
then i gave it to both parents
for a christmas present
they opened it up together
"merry christmas" i said

i don't think that
the effort put into the gift
was appreciated

addictions oct. 1 2011

we are all addicts : 1-we see...2-we desire...3-we take...4-because it was not given (natural to our situation)...we need more...5-we justify...6-we become addicts...7-we develop a new world to compensate for our situation...so CHOOSE YOUR ADDICTIONS CAREFULLY...being concerned about conquering your addiction is fine...however...it is probably there for a good reason...more importantly is how to manage your addiction in a way that allows you to still love those in your life...love...humility...community...will all help take the venom out of your addiction...then see what happens from there...live love .

the point part 1

so this fellow is in his room masturbating...next scene...10 minutes later...he walks out of his house and immediately sees batman...he says to the caped crusader..."batman...i was just thinking about you"...POINT...there is a reason for all our sexual attractions...once in a while it is love...which is a spiritual thing...but usually it has to do with unmet needs in our lives...the issue is simple...become more involved in the spiritual...and less involved in the neurotic .

December 3

the weatherman...from the book / "there is a fly in my dingo-wombat"

first of all
the weatherman should not
have gone on t.v. drunk
and as for that forecast
about the temperature rising like a penis
then later in the day
falling like a drunken whore
and rain coming down
like shit in a crapper
well
among other things
it was wrong

advanced community oct. 15 2011

HOW TO FUCK UP A COMMUNITY :

1-function as a community...true love...opposed to rituals , politeness or control
2-desire enters the picture
3-not perceived as such
4-"obviously ", there is something wrong with the community
5-bastardization
6-separation
7-justification

there is truth to the above...nobody is perfect...we all bring neurosis into community
we must learn that our behavior effects all...you are responsible...this is advanced community

dynamics :

1-form a community
2-believe your needs are paramount
3-god sees things otherwise
4-you will see things his way...or learn that he has a big stick
5-enlightenment
6-new perception
7-real life

how to walk in joy

being human part 22

i remember when i was 17...on a camping trip...i developed lung issues...more or less...i was half dead...then suddenly...after two days of straight rain...the sun broke...my lungs, for a short season...somehow cleared...and there it was before me...squirrel lake...the most beautiful place in the universe...it is the times we suffer for life that complete us...it is the times that love costs us greatly that we remember...for me...nothing has been easy...having to fight three speech impediments...to become a professional communicator...was just about as easy as it ever got...we are no greater than what we have to overcome...when your responsibilities cause you to suffer...it is in that moment that eternity touches your soul...i have seen things beyond belief...i have lost all...and have gained everything in return...the less you desire...the more of the wonder of the universe you will gain...live love .