an ode to the person who referred to my geese (cartoons) as turtles

listen , buddy...i know i can't draw worth shit...but here is the thing...they have long necks...walk on two legs...and have feathers...what ever in the fuck they are...they certainly aren't turtles...or maybe...you just don't know what a turtle is...which means...in all likely-hood...you are from outer space...and that means you have achieved warp speed...and that means...you have the technology to fry my brains...which brings us to the beginning...that being...did you like my turtles ???