the apostles liked to fidget with their nuts
one or two times per day
paul did too
in his canoe
and three of the twelve were gay
chorus :
it's the apostle song
take them literally
you can if you want but not me
everybody has a sexuality
even if they are from gallilee
john had a fetish for tits
tom liked to play with notty bits
judas was a perv
who had a dog named merv
and screwed him from the time he had zits
chorus :
mary got a vibrator from sears
sometimes it brought her to tears
james was self righteous
until he got caught
sleepng with all those other queers
chorus :
footnote : if you think this is about the apostles...you are sadly mistaken...the song is about the human condition...we are all just people...and we all have our own personal hang-ups and flaws...no matter how gifted or spiritual we believe we are .
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