pocket pussy 2

pocket pussy 2...more pocket...more pussy...comes with detachable pubic hair .

discrimination...

i'll tell you who we should discriminate against...those fuckers who blow up kittens...i'll tell you what...i sure as shit wouldn't hire one of those kitten hating , shit slinging mother fucking ass-holes...i mean...why would god give us kittens if it weren't to keep their fur on their precious little bodies ???
it just don't make no sense .

this was years ago...our community is much healthier now...

i am the minister that never had sex with his parishioners...and let me tell you this , my friends...people are whornie...narcissistic and completely unaware of long term consequences...ROUGHLY TRANSLATED...TO ALL YOU MINISTERS OUT THERE...if you don't fuck your parishioners...you will soon discover that many of these "people" will have some pretty rotten things to say behind your back...so eat , drink and be merry...for tomorrow you will indeed be slandered . 

trust

never trust anyone who demands that you trust them .

THOSE TEEN YEARS...

back when i was a kid...i used to think that my father was unbelievably perceptive...then one day it dawned on me...HE JUST THOUGHT THE WORST OF EVERYONE AND WAS USUALLY RIGHT .

nova scotian's

the thing about someone from nova scotia that you should know...is that less than one % of them can recite back a weather forecast after they hear it...and once you sit down and prove them wrong...they will go away alone somewhere and get really drunk .

god...

god seldom does anything through those you would expect him to do everything .

record store at midnight...and , yes...i was drunk

i walked into this record store...opened at midnight...(get THE TRAGICALLY HIP'S new album special sort of thing)...i walked up to this local guitar fellow and say..." did you tell your girlfriend that you cheated on her ??? "...he replies..."i did last night "...i end the conversation by saying..."good luck with that "...and walk away .  

just for the record...i hardly knew the guy and didn't even know he had a girlfriend .

the truth and lies...

the truth will never be extinguished and lies will never remain...it is just a matter of time .

stephen strang...part 1

so my brother...( before he dies )...is having a shit in the back of this bar somewhere in north B.C...this gentleman begins to make sexual overtures from the other side of the door...my brother says..."i got a surprise for you "..."WHAT MAY THAT BE ??? " a voice is heard to say with great anticipation...my brother bursts through the shitter...pants and underwear down to his knees...and begins to fling left and right hooks at the poor fellow as he is chased out the door and through the bar...drunkenly...my brother finally falls upon his pants...and the escape is made .

a planet of irony...

jesus loves you...his " followers "...will fuck you up .

great artists come out of fucked-up situations

sex with prostitute...

i never had sex with a prostitute...just not my thing...but i'll tell you what...i am not going to sit here and condemn what is disputably the most honest sex in the solar system !!!

second chance...don't fuck it up !!!

after not seeing someone for 10 or 20 years...i feel compelled to pray that i would see them again as i walk down the street...WITHIN A MINUTE...THERE THEY ARE STANDING DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF ME .

BY THE TIME I REACH MY "GRAVE"...ALL THOSE SOULS THAT I MISPLACED ALONG THE WAY...THOSE WHO WERE SUPPOSED TO BE IN MY LIFE...WE WILL ALL BE GIVEN A SECOND CHANCE .

just because your path isn't made of gold...doesn't mean a thing...

what's going on...

the reasons you have been given for just about everything going on...are false .

three legged dog...

i saw this guy with a three legged dog...i just had to say something witty...so i said..." HEY , BUDDY...DID YOU KNOW YOUR DOG ONLY GOT THREE LEGS ??? "

how to sucker people in...

if you want to get any support...just add the phrase...IT IS FOR THE POOR PEOPLE at the end of your statement...like...for example...i am going to screw my neighbors wife...IT IS FOR THE POOR PEOPLE...you know...like that .

pocket pussy...again !!!

NOT ONLY IS pocket pussy BETTER THAN SEX...BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO BUY IT CHOCOLATES EITHER .

where you are now...

where you are now is in direct per portion to the steps you have taken to get here...and who you were taking them .

the universe...

the universe is a mathematical equation...a trillion times more complex than we could ever understand...so we conclude that there must be something else going on .

the magic pan

i was sitting on the front porch with a friend of mine...suddenly his wife appears with a frying pan and begins to hit him over the head with it...his reply..."darling , you are so beautiful when you are angry "...time to go home .

...what a fucker...

this old man...( who i did not like )...was passing by the local coffee shop while a friend of mine and myself were having a nice cup of hot java...suddenly...he took out a dog bone to feed the cute little mut sitting outside the window...my friend says to me..."see...he isn't so bad "...and as the words were leaving her mouth...he retracts the milk bone...just as the sweet little , gentle thing was about to chomp it in his mouth...i spent the next couple on minutes seeing if i could scam another doggie treat from someone in the place...there was non to be found .

unless i am missing something...WHAT A FUCKER !!!

death and dying...

one thing we are good at...is pretending people aren't dying...come a certain age...we just hide the old fuckers...and after they do die...we  bury them really deep so nobody will find them...THEN WE ALL GO DOWN TO THE LOCAL MCBURGER'S AND DROWN OUR SORROWS  WITH A FEW MILK SHAKES AND SHIT LIKE THAT...statistically speaking...it takes two hamburgers...one large fries...a chocolate shake...and a good solid crap to properly grieve the loss...unless , of course...you got fucked over in the will...if that is the case...easily add another two shakes to the equation .

john prine...one of the greatest songwriters to set foot on this planet...

it was at my brothers funeral...sept. 1986...when we got to the club house...one of the motor bike gang intergalactic travelers put on "prime prine" ...( a greatest hits album )...so there i was...drinking " bailies irish cream "...GOING THROUGH MY VEINS LIKE SPERM THROUGH A HOOKERS MOUTH..... COMPLETELY FUCKED UP ON THIS  WONDERFUL MUSIC...then some crazy looking hard ass turns to me and says..." only the good die young"...i didn't say a fucking word...but what i was thinking was..."maybe so...but what in fuck does that have to do with my brother ??? "

the best of times...

it was the best of times...it was the worst of times...mainly the worst...so much so in fact...just forget that best of times bullshit...it never really happened...it was a lie to get your attention .

penis of wisdom...

every generation...

every generation has one thing in common with the one before and the one after...they think they are wrong about nothing .

screwing you up your ass

the irony is...any religion that is not pro gay...is probably up to fucking you up the ass .

intimacy...

THERE ARE TWO GREAT DANGERS FACING THIS PLANET...INTIMACY AND LACK OF INTIMACY...all the other crap is just a bi-product .

extra ordinary people...

extra ordinary people...lead extra ordinary lives .

sex...with a silent "p"...

this lady asked me to have sex...i told her to go home and ask her husband...that if it were o.k. with him...it was o.k. with me...( dead silence ) .

when jesus said..."blessed are the pure in heart"...he was essentially surrounded by dogs...it went over better that way .

my dog licked princess diana on the face...which means...more or less...i will be appointed king of england .

the turtle...

" i had my turtle long before i had my husband...and i will have him long after the fucker is gone " .

it it a known fact that some geese are more origional than others .

money blues...

money buys us the ability to stay unconnected from each other...which , of course...is exactly what takes away our humanity...it is ironic...but only in relationship do we discover our uniqueness and individuality . 

doing your best

be very careful when you are doing your best...because people will not take this into consideration...POINT BEING...when you find yourself doing your absolute best...you really can't do any better...and people are still bitching at you...where do you go from there ???

...as a child...and yoda

as a child...if i knew then what i know now...I COULD HAVE RULED JUST ABOUT ANY SITUATION IN ALMOST THE SAME WAY I RULE THE BOOGERS IN MY NOSE AT THIS STAGE OF MY LIFE...however...what would be the fun in that ??? sure i was a tad naive in many , many , many situations...BUT THE JOY EXPERIENCED...THE JOY IN LEARNING TO LOVE THROUGH AN UNBLEMISHED HEART...was worth just about all the torture i had to eventually endure .

embrace every stage...it is your yoda .

JUST FOR THE RECORD...ALL MY STORIES ARE TRUE UNLESS OTHERWISE INDICATED

besides seeing a plethora of other evil spirits...i believe i saw the angel of death...BUT THAT'S NOT THE FUNNY PART...GET THIS...THIS IS HILARIOUS...HE WAS JUST OUTSIDE THE TENNIS COURT WHEN I WAS PLAYING TENNIS...WEIRD , EH ??? oh , yes... beat the fuck out of my opponent . 

my life...

IF I WERE TO LIVE MY LIFE OVER AGAIN...I WOULD LISTEN TO FAR LESS PEOPLE .

cure for cancer

MY FATHER DISCOVERED A CURE FOR CANCER...HE BLEW HIS HEAD OFF HIS SHOULDERS .

wisdom

USE WISDOM...IT IS NOT THE CRAP YOU HAVE BEEN TOLD IT IS...IN FACT , IN THE LONG RUN...IT WILL DEFINITELY BE TO YOUR ADVANTAGE .

the future of politics

now that nobody gives a flying fuck about the truth...that the press or any other useless dick feels that they can take the liberty to bend , fuck up and / or break the truth for their own benefit...who in their right mind will want to be the leader of this mess ??? that is to say...our lust for diminishing peoples reputation for little or possibly no gain...will EVENTUALLY exclude us from the possibility  of finding good leadership . YUP , DEEP SHIT HERE WE COME !!!

everything will be fine

HERE IS THE SHIT YOU GOTTA EAT !!!

...i understand...they were crazy...what's more...i believe you...BUT HERE IS THE SHIT...NOW YOU GOT TO ASK YOURSELF THE QUESTION...WHAT WERE YOU DOING HANGING OUT WITH CRAZY PEOPLE ??? 

brokenness...

the broken are forced to stay with each other...to work out their shit...they are placed in a world where unconditional love has to be unconditional...where walking away means you will have your legs smashed into little pieces...THE BROKEN ARE ENSLAVED TO LOVE...sometimes your circumstances are there for a reason .

caution to the wind

throw caution to the wind...but not those you love.

hitler and fundamentalist religion :

1-believe in the superhuman race...a.k.a..."more than conquerors"
2-believe that art should be sterile and repress the pain of humanity
3-believe that smoking is bad for you
4-believe they got a monopoly on truth
5-believe that the poor and needy are at fault for their situation..very few if any exceptions
6-believe that homosexuality is an aberration

conclusion...one out of six isn't bad

don't understand me...

i understand how some of my actions can be misinterpreted...like the time i busted into that hamburger joint and shot up the whole fucking place to rat shit...you know like that .

proverbs 33 : 23

"keep your pocket pussy in the holy of holies
or in the bathroom cabinet
either or will do" 

your life is now feb.15 2014

forgiveness is a free gift...then there is the aftermath : becoming aware of what you have done ; not doing it again ; and securing a way to make sure it does not happen again .

there is the action and the reaction...fucking shame that the one hurt becomes just as responsible for dealing with the situation as the perpetrator of the crime...YET...in both cases things have to be adjusted to bring harmony back to the universe .  

threesome

so i preach this sermon and...almost immediately...this young lady approaches me with her boyfriend and she smooches me on the lips...he just sit there drooling as she invited me to their valley sexual retreat...i politely decline...she smiles and says..."call me when you are ready" .

in case you are wondering...this all happened in front of my congregation...( they were amused ) .

the pocket pussy saga continues...

...and why do you need a pocket pussy...because a real cat will scratch your nuts right off !!!

jake the crow

I WAS TELLING MY FRIEND A STORY ABOUT A CROW NAMED "JAKE"...( "JAKE THE CROW" ,  THEY CALLED HIM )...ANYWAY , AS I WAS TELLING HIM THIS STORY...HE LOOKED DOWN AT HIS COMPUTER SCREEN...WHICH I COULD NOT SEE AT ALL...AND THERE BEFORE HIM...WERE THE WORDS..."JAKE THE CROW " . HE WAS SHOCKED...JUST ANOTHER DAY FOR ME .

do you know what pisses me off ???

what pisses me off is when i accidentally marry a girl...who is dead .

prophesy...

the goat of unhappiness will goose the duck of ignorance...as he swallows the seed of despair .

preach naked

this minister came to church wearing clothes...it completely freaked his congregation out...they thought there must be something wrong with his faith , or something .

sometimes things are good...sometimes things are bad...but more often than not...things are simply what we are used to and we pretend that there is a deeper morality attached to it .

this is commonly referred to as arrogance .

this is your early christmas card...real early

pool naked...

can you play pool naked...as well as you can with your clothes on ???

truthiness...

when you say to someone..."do you really want to know the truth ??? "...and they reply..."what the fuck does that mean ??? "...suggesting that it is a given that people want to know the truth...make no mistake about it...you are dealing with a human who's grasp on reality is tenuous at best .

play stupid...smile...and remember you are a chess player in the land of checkers .

instant

when things seem to happen instantly...for better or worse...remember that there are numerous desert creatures who hide under the ground for sometimes years...waiting for the right opportunity to arise AND DISCLOSE THEMSELVES TO THE UNIVERSE...and as for the things that actually do happen instantly...TRUST ME ON THIS ONE...THESE THINGS WILL ALWAYS FUCK YOU UP...BE CAREFUL...AND HAVE A CLOSE FRIEND TO COMMUNICATE WITH ABOUT SUCH CREATURES .

not so sure...jan. 25 2014

we sometimes are a fortress...with holes in the walls...THING IS...it is not the holes and the exploitation of those holes that fuck us up...NO-SIR-EE...it is the interpretation of the events that have contributed to our partial demise...

BEHOLD THE MESS...add : love , understanding , humility , awareness and re-evaluation...move cautiously forward...and...above all...LOVE...( YES , I KNOW I ALREADY SAID LOVE...SO FUCKING WHAT ???

pocket pussy...prov. 43 : 12

"and if pocket pussy is not cleaned regularly
you will be smitin with a curse" 

choose your religion carefully

the purpose...

our lives are for a specific purpose...many spend their days running away from its calling...many more conceive their own purpose and then begin the long and tedious journey of training it to strangle the one orchestrated by the divine pathway...still others simply drug themselves out of reality...THE REAL ISSUE IS , HOWEVER...THAT THIS PURPOSE IS AS MUCH A PART OF YOU AS YOUR FLESH AND BONES...AND TO RUN AWAY FROM IT IS TO RIP YOURSELF INTO PIECES .

...just something to think about .

the lottery

if you win the lottery , that does not necessarily mean that THE ALL MIGHTY is pleased with you... roughly translated...for better or worse...what is within will gradually manifest itself in a concrete , physical way .


meanwhile in sports...it is boston 5 , montreal no score .

proverbs 33 : 12

do not lie down with the goat ;
for this is an unclean thing ;
instead , lie down with your pocket pussy ;
verily , verily i say to you ;
put pocket pussy on your privates ;
then go back and forth 

your mother is a slut

so i see this teenage boy...who reminds me a lot of this fellow i used to hang out with years ago...i say to him..."pardon me , young fellow...but is your father named such and such ???"...he replies..." no sir , that is not my fathers name at all "...so i say to him...i say..." oh , i guess that means your mother is a slut then " ....and i casually walk away .   

what's going on...feb. 7 2014 / the retreat

the way our mind works in the present...will interpret your past for you...not with deceit...or bending history...but with a renewed compassion and understanding and mercy of your past .

POINT...YOU REALLY CAN GO BACK AND ALTER HISTORY...it is just not with a time machine...BUT with a renewed understanding of who and what you have been .  

it is good to know the truth...and just as good to know when to shut the fuck up .

raising jesus from the dead...

after three days and nights...jesus was raised from the dead...quite an accomplishment actually...ANYWAY...one of the high priests saw this...and he said..." HOLY SHIT...HOW ABOUT WE MAKE IT BEST TWO OUT OF THREE ??? " ...of course everyone was too concerned with the miracle to take notice...so it was never recorded...BUT THAT IS WHAT HAPPENED .

how to get out of taking a breathalyzer...( this story...not true ).

...then there was the time that a cop wanted me to take a breathalyzer...and i threw up all over him .

the road to success...

99 % of the time...people climb to the top...stepping on a pile of bullshit..."walk this way "...the bullshit says...and dreaming of treasures...the moron follows . 

spiritual manifestation...part 1

i was attempting to explain something to this young man...he just gazed at me with this dumb look upon his face...and at a particular point in the conversation...i literally saw my words fly over his head and out the window .

here is the shit...if god created man...and god is a spiritual being...then it only stands to reason that the spiritual realm of things would be far more real than the physical...and this leads to many interesting implications .

fucked up alcoholic drivers...

just because someone gets fucked right out of their mind...and drives their speed boat right into the side of cliff...doesn't mean that they can't get "driver of the year "...that's plain discrimination against fucked up , alcoholic drivers .

the people...

THE PEOPLE WHO FIGURE THAT THEY SHOULD BE ABLE TO GET AWAY WITH ANYTHING...ARE THE SAME PEOPLE WHO FIGURE OTHERS SHOULD BE ABLE TO GET AWAY WITH NOTHING .

( follow this simple formula...and your life will be at least marginally easier ) .

going straight...

i went to rehab the other day...they had a sale on rum...what was even better was that one nurse served it to me in her belly button while the other nurse blew hash smoke into my face...GOING STRAIGHT IS AWESOME .

walls are for pissing on...not hiding from each other .

masturbation forest

some guy once gave me six 40 dollar picture  frames for one copy of my book...MASTURBATION FOREST ...which proves one thing...people buy expensive frames and have not a fucking thing to put in them .

prejudice...

don't you find it funny that when someone is drowning...and someone throws them a rope...NOT ONE FUCKER ON THIS CRAZY PLANET WILL CHECK TO SEE THE COLOR OF THE HAND THE ROPE IS ATTACHED TO...LET'S FACE IT...PEOPLE ARE ONLY PREJUDICE WHEN IT IS CONVENIENT .

we treat each other like SHIT...because we think we can get away with IT .

those ignorant fuckers...

AS YOU GO ON AND DEMAND LESS AND LESS...THOSE IGNORANT FUCKERS...WHO , BY NOW...YOU ARE MAKING QUITE UNCOMFORTABLE...BELIEVE YOU ARE DEMANDING MORE AND MORE .

THOUGH LOVE SEES ALL THINGS...FEAR SEES NOTHING .

the prayer meeting

i was in a somewhat bad relationship with these individuals...so i decided to go to their prayer meeting...you know...smooth things over and such...ANYWAY...( no shit )...within three weeks they had changed the location of their prayer meeting and had conveniently forgotten to tell me...so there i was...all alone...sitting by myself out side the church...holding my dick .

it was a sunny day .

desire...

if you desire nothing...then you have everything you want .

everything...

everything is going in the same direction...be it love...evil...whatever...it will eventually be funneled to a destination... to a climax...where we discover that god utilized everything for his purpose .

be patient . 

slow motion...

SLOW MOTION IS THE NATURE OF TRUTH

the beauty of age

one thing that comes with age...is that you become increasingly aware that you don't have all the information needed to make a decision in regards to people and their " relationships "...be humble...tread lightly...and remember that you will get far more joy out of your mouth eating good food and performing oral sex on someone you love...than you will announcing your opinion to the known universe .

bullshit

our economy is based upon bullshit...if the truth were to present itself to us all at once...things would all come to a grinding halt .

making someone love you...

you cannot make someone love you...all you can do is lie , deceive and stalk them with humility and dignity .

life of illusions

in the final analysis...who would have ever suspected the GREATEST ACT OF LOVE IN THE KNOW UNIVERSE...TO BE SOME POOR FUCKER HAVING THE SHIT BEATEN OUT OF HIM AND NAILED TO A FUCKING TREE ???

love is as unpredictable as water .

the enemy

i have seen the enemy...and the enemy needs a good blow job .

reality , what a concept part 13

love is what makes us alive...the forgiveness we have toward each other...slowly turns back to ourselves...set another free and see yourself...SLOWLY be set free.

the new pope...

freedom

give people freedom...and they will demand more...take it away...all they want is a little...meanwhile...galaxies are hurled into each other .

the family

did it ever strike you odd that families either make everything an issue...or nothing an issue ???

before you wash your floor...

BEFORE YOU WASH YOUR FLOOR...MAKE SURE IT ISN'T PISS IN YOUR BUCKET .

opinions

THE LESS I HAVE AN OPINION...THE LESS I AM WRONG .

religion...

IS YOUR RELIGION SAFE ???

the universe...

THE UNIVERSE IS NO DIFFERENT THAN  A SEXUAL EXPERIENCE...IT BUILDS...IT INTENSIFIES...IT CLIMAXES...AND THEN GOES BACK TO WHERE IT BEGAN .

what do we know...part 1

walking down this silent street...a few years ago...i had this strange feeling that i was back in 1978...i went into my pocket...and there i found a quarter from...you guessed it...1978...NOT VERY IMPRESSIVE , RIGHT ??? hummmm...so i turn on my computer and there i find this e-mail...someone that i knew many years ago was thanking me for the talk we had the night before...and that it was great to see me again...I HAD NO SUCH TALK...so there i am...gazing at my wall...sucking on my beer...i suddenly stare at this picture and say out loud : " i hate that fucking picture "...as the words leave my mouth...it falls to its untimely demise .

we have a strange habit of only believing what we have proven to be true...even if it turns out to be utter bullshit...you know...like how we completely fucked up on the dinosaur thing...I MEAN...WHAT IF YOU ACTUALLY NEED TO RECORD ONE MILLION YEARS OF HISTORY TO REALLY FIGURE OUT THE PATTERNS OF THIS PLANET...FOR EXAMPLE...HOW ABOUT IF DIMENSIONS SOMEHOW ROCK BACK AND FORTH AND COMPLETELY SCREW THE SPIRITUAL CLIMATE OF THIS PLACE INTO RATSHIT EVERY 30 , 000 YEARS OR SO...DO YOU THINK WE COULD HAVE FIGURED OUT THAT ONE YET ???

p .s

i was not drinking a beer

i will never forget...whats-her-face

prayer

prayer is discovering the truth in what has happened .

what is life ???

life is 10 % what happens to you...and 90 % how you interpret it .

defenses

WHATEVER DEFENSES SOMEONE HAS...TRUST ME..THEY ARE THERE FOR A REASON...AND IF THEY ARE TO TAKE THEM DOWN...THEY WILL NEED EVEN A BETTER REASON .

AND THIS IS WHERE COMMUNITY COMES IN .

CHURCH and MASTURBATION and IRONY

IF YOU CAN'T STAND UP IN CHURCH AND ADMIT YOU MASTURBATE...THEN YOU ARE BEING JERKED-OFF .

spirit

THE SPIRIT LONGS TO BE REVEALED...TO BE SEEN NAKED...RELIGION , ON THE OTHER HAND...HIDES DESPERATELY .

BABY , PLEASE DON'T RAPE MY SOUL !!!

long ago and far away...this young lady...a member of my community...threatened to rape me...SOON AFTER...attempted to have me removed from my position...HERE IS THE SHIT...THESE TWO THINGS ARE ONE IN THE SAME...EVERY TIME YOU FUCK SOMEONE OVER...EVEN IF YOU ARE JUST HALF HUMAN...YOU WILL HAVE AT LEAST A REASONABLE AMOUNT OF SUBCONSCIOUS INTERNAL CONFLICT WHEN YOU SEE THEM AGAIN...POINT...WHEN YOU FUCK SOMEONE UP...YOU ARE FUCKING UP YOURSELF...AND THE EMOTIONAL INTELLIGENCE THAT YOU DIDN'T HAVE IN THE FIRST PLACE...YOU SURE AS SHIT DON'T POSSESS TO DEAL WITH THE AFTERMATH .

...JUST SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT .

definition of irony

definition of irony...noah drowned five years after the arc thing .

everyone looks at the same thing...and everyone sees something different

domestication...

did you ever wonder why it is so easy to domesticate a dog and so difficult to domesticate a human ???

the universe was created...has or will peak..." ejaculate"...and go back to where it came from

the moment...

the more we have to struggle to have a moment defined by love...the more wonderful the final result...the long term memory...will be .

FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT...live love .

ode to a cat thief...

...not only did he steal my cat...but he punched me in the head because it wasn't yellow enough .

patterns...

we form patterns to help us deal with psychological issues...problem is...they remain long after the use is over .

believe ??? !!!

it is not so much what you believe...it is why you believe it !!!

controling the tide

walking down the street...god speaks to me...tells me he wants to bring this particular individual into my life...someone i had not seen since i was a child...the answer is obvious... "WHY IN THE FUCK NOT ???"...i lift me head...and there he is standing in front of me .

THE UNIVERSE EBBS AND FLOWS...IT IS OUR MANDATE TO LET GO AND ALLOW IT TO TAKE US...WHERE EVER IN THE FUCK IT SO DESIRES .

OH , YES...ALL THAT SHIT ABOUT CONTROLLING YOUR DESTINY ??? YOU MIGHT AS WELL CONTROL THE TIDE !!!

puppy dogs and bullshit

WHEN A POLICE DOG IS TRAINED TO ATTACK...IN THE SIMULATION EXERCISES...HIS MASTER MAKES SURE HE ALWAYS WINS...BASICALLY BRAINWASHING THE BEAST INTO BELIEVING A BUNCH OF BULLSHIT...THAT IS...THAT HE IS INVINCIBLE .

QUESTION : WHAT BULLSHIT DO WE BELIEVE THAT COULD GET US KILLED ???

those who eat shit...it is probably for a reason

life...is not what what you thought it would be ,right ???

the afterlife...theories...part 2

REINCARNATION...COMING BACK AS A DUCK...fuck that...you are aware that the eastern idea of reincarnation...(the duck thing)...is seen as a curse...and they will do virtually anything to break that cycle ???once again...the western mind has taken someones shit and completely redefined it for their amusement...when ghandi was asked what he thought of western civilization...he replied..." THAT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA " .

third way i almost got killed by an animal in australia

let's just put it this way...if you want to go swimming under a southern moon lit sky...( southern cross and all the rest of it )...make sure it is not in crocodile infested waters .

and i will admit it...i would had rather he eat me...than bite my penis off .

sex as an art form

HAVING SEX WITH THE SAME PERSON EVERY DAY ??? IT WOULD DRIVE YOU CRAZY AFTER A WHILE...POINT...THE HUMAN BEING SHOULD BE IN PERPETUAL GROWTH MODE...THAT IS TO SAY...EVERY DAY THAT YOU WAKE UP WITH YOUR PARTNER...SHOULD BE DIFFERENT THAN THE ONE BEFORE...AND NOT THE SAME AS THE DAY AFTER...DISCOVER AND LEARN...IT IS THE ONLY WAY TO   EMBRACE THE DAILY JOY THAT IS THERE FOR THE TAKING .

LOVE IS A LEARNED PHENOMENA . 

the afterlife...theories...part 1

the first theory is brought to you by the same people who proposed television and nuclear explosions as really swell ideas...not a bad bunch of fuckers...yet...if they don't see it...then it ain't there...FOR THE MOST PART...i agree...religion is a bunch of superstitious bullshit...YET...on the other hand...when common threads have been circulating around for 50 or so thousand years...it is only arrogance that pisses the entire thing against the wall . 

THERE IS NO AFTERLIFE ??? WHAT A JOKE...EVEN IF I HADN'T -AMONG OTHER INDIVIDUALS-SEEN JESUS FACE TO FACE...I WOULD STILL PROPOSE THAT , THOSE WHO DO NOT BELIEVE IN AN AFTERLIFE...ARE OUT OF THEIR FUCKING MINDS .

HAVE A NICE DAY

milli vanilli

remember milli vanilli ??? well , let me tell you something about the big "M "...COMPARED TO THE FUCKING SHIT THEY HAVE ON THE RADIO TODAY...THESE GUYS WERE A COUPLE OF GENIUSES...sure they couldn't  throw eggs at houses very well...and as far as i know...they never even sponsored the local WHORE HOOPS BASKETBALL  PROGRAM...but that was the 90's...the word idiot had a whole different meaning backed then...now that i think about it...so did the word melody !!!

the cock of the sea bass of self righteousness

the trout of despair sucked the cock of the sea bass of self righteousness in the midst of the congregation of poison herring .

your weakest moment...

most will define you by your weakest moment...so either really enjoy it...hide it...run away from it...or make sure you are in the company of those who truly love you .

reason to believe

people are afraid and terrified for a reason...and if they are to trade these things in for peace and understanding...they need a better reason .

never judge someone until you walk in their shoes...or shove their turds up your hole...or something like that

be calm part 4

BE CLAM...LOVE NEVER FAILS...IT WORKS PERFECTLY WITH TIME AND OBEDIENCE .

god made in our image...

the devil went down to bridgewater

THE DEVIL IS NOT AN ARTIST...HE JUST HAMMERS THE FUCK OUT OF A LOT OF BEAUTIFUL THINGS ALREADY CREATED .

world of wonder

there you are...stuck in the middle of everything that ever happened to you...and everything that is about to happen...make the best of it...the energy created at this particular moment in time...the memories created at this particular moment in time...REVERB THROUGHOUT THE UNIVERSE FOREVER !!!

why people leave...

IT IS VERY RARE FOR SOMEONE TO BE DOING SOMETHING FOR THE REASON THEY BELIEVE THEY ARE DOING IT...and even more so with relationships...THE UNIVERSE TAKES THEM ON A JOURNEY INTO AND AWAY FROM VARIOUS LIVES AT VARIOUS TIMES...NOT BEING ABLE TO REALLY COMPREHEND WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON...THEY MAKE UP STORIES AND REASONS IN THEIR MINDS AND HEARTS REGARDING WHY ALL THIS SHIT IS GOING DOWN...generally speaking...people need some justification of all their actions...and that justification is usually not there to reveal truth...no-sir-ee...it is there to convince the one who justifies...that they have control...WHICH THEY MOST  CERTAINLY DO NOT .

cat...reward 200 dollars

this  cat was found...reward...200 $...so the fellow who finds the animal brings it to its home...the owner pulls out his wallet...and hands over the money...BUT the guy says..."do you have any children ??? " the reply..." yes "...so the guy simply hands over the cat and walks away .

POINT BEING...LOVE AND PURITY AND MONEY DON'T REALLY MIX TOGETHER...but if the cat had belonged to an adult...THAT WOULD MAKE IT NO BIG FUCKING DEAL EITHER WAY .

is heterosexuality a sin ???

if you read the bible carefully...you will find that only one verse pertains to homosexuality being...and i quote..." a sin "...NOW...if you look at the context...you will quickly discover that the declaration has everything to do with sustaining the population because of threats of invasion of near by FUCKHEADS...and nothing to do with the homosexual act itself .

IF THIS IS TRUE...THEN IT ONLY STANDS TO REASON...now that the earth is overly populated and such...THAT THE REVERSE WOULD BE TRUE...THAT IS TO SAY...to be blunt...WE DO NOT NEED BREEDERS ANY MORE.

...SO BE GAY...AND PICKET YOUR LOCAL GOD-FEARING PENTECOSTAL CHURCH...TELL THEM THAT THEIR HETEROSEXUALITY IS SENDING THEM RIGHT STRAIT TO HELL...SEE HOW THEY LIKE IT !!!

orange juice and beer...

here is something that you probably didn't know...there are more calories in orange juice than there is beer...it's just that not too many people sit down with a 24 of orange juice...a large bag of chips and a tin of dip...THAT IS TO SAY...like so many things in life...context is everything . 

we can resist anything...but temptation...