Monday, February 24, 2014

death and dying...

one thing we are good at...is pretending people aren't dying...come a certain age...we just hide the old fuckers...and after they do die...we  bury them really deep so nobody will find them...THEN WE ALL GO DOWN TO THE LOCAL MCBURGER'S AND DROWN OUR SORROWS  WITH A FEW MILK SHAKES AND SHIT LIKE THAT...statistically speaking...it takes two hamburgers...one large fries...a chocolate shake...and a good solid crap to properly grieve the loss...unless , of course...you got fucked over in the will...if that is the case...easily add another two shakes to the equation .

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