integrity blues

the way most people keep their integrity is to either change the definition of the word...or to bastardize the person they feel the need to betray...( or whatever )...in the final analysis , however...TRUTH always rears its "ugly " head .

" someday three things will remain...faith...hope and love...and the greatest of these is love . "

happy new year !!!

may the mark you leave on this world...not be a shit stain .

the choice...

the question is not will we or will we not fall...the question is...who is surrounding us when we do .

CHOOSING YOUR FRIENDS CAREFULLY...IS LIKE CHOOSING YOUR LIFE CAREFULLY .

false gods

in case you are wondering...this world did not accumulate 100 , 000 , 000 false gods...because we knew what the fuck we are doing .

" WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO WAKE UP...AND STRENGTHEN THE THINGS THAT REMAIN ??? "

love...or otherwise...

we learn to love...or we learn to manipulate .

war of man...december 28 2013

a crisis takes us further into ourselves...or further away...it is the time to reach in and to find and develop our real self...pounding our ego into submission...THERE ARE MANY PATHS TO CHOOSE FROM IN SUCH A TIME : hatred ; revenge ; jealousy ; hardness ; denial ; running away ; love...ONLY ONE OF THESE PATHS WILL HAVE A HEALTHY DESTINATION...WE CHOOSE LIFE OR DEATH .

how many roads must a man walk down ??? as many or as few as he needs .

relationship is connection

beautiful circle...

everyone spends their lives going from place to place...but , eventually...they all come home to what was most beautiful...which , of course...will be a direct reflection of what is within themselves .

THE KINGDOM OF GOD IS WITHIN YOU .

entitlement vs reaction

in the east part of the known universe...it is believed that if you do a lot of shit onto your neighbors and cocker spaniels...and such ...somehow...someway...it will come back to haunt you...and screw you up real good...this is commonly referred to as karma...in the west , however...if you are from the right social status...you can do any fucking thing you want to...to whoever you want to...and if your jacket is worth five hundred dollars or so...not only will god approve of your shit...but you can actually bill him to clean the blood out out of the lining after you decapitate the poor bastard...or something like that , anyway . 

fucking up...

forgiveness is free...to hold something against someone will definitely lead you to en-slavery of one sort or another...HOWEVER...rekindling of a relationship is a completely different situation...why were you hurt ??? was it out of ignorance ??? greed ??? i mean , what the fuck was going on ??? and how dark were the players involved ???

POINT : people will fuck up...and that may mean one of a million things...but love will lead you into all truth .

god loves dogs...

as i was walking out of my home...i had this compelling urge to pray with my dog...that she would not be killed by a car while i was away...ONE WEEK LATER , WHEN I RETURNED...THERE SHE WAS WITH A CAST ON HER LEG...my mother said that the car went right over her and that it was a miracle she survived .

shitstorm

they told me that if i left the confines of organized religion...and continued to practice ministry...there would be a SHITSTORM...what they left out was the cold hard fact that they would be the ones to cause it.
however , in the final analysis...after evaluating and re-evaluating the entire situation...i have to conclude...LOVE CONQUERS ALL...it is just that hardly anybody gives it a fucking chance to prove itself .

leadership

you can see good leadership move and accomplish things in the background...right in front of you...whatever...on the other hand...great leadership...completely invisible ...PROBLEM IS...UNDER GREAT LEADERSHIP...IT IS EASIER TO FOR SOMEONE TO OVERESTIMATE THEIR ROLE IN THE GROUP PROCESS...which brings us to the very essence of what the group should be learning .

clancy can't even sing...december 21 2013

-sometimes we hurt others to be cruel...however , more often than not...we simply do not have the necessary skills to deal with them...DYNAMICS :

1-hurt
2-limp through life
3-develop protection mechanisms
4-respond to others unnaturally
5-hurt others
6-find unreasonable ways to deal with this
7-continue on...with same or different people...depending how deep the needs are 

-point...broken souls lead to broken behavior...yet...brokenness  embraced...painted with humility and love...will lead to a turnaround..." i will lead you into all truth "
-it takes more work to fuck up everything...than it does to beautify it...it is just that the illusion is so strong 

purity...and the disruption of the impotent cow

the more pure your actions...the more suspicious THEY become of you...and this goes on and on...until it all comes to a grinding halt when some ignorant prick nails you to a fucking tree with his shit-load of buddies .

...and the truth of the matter is...the only real difference between the middle east and canada...there they throw stones at you...here...they beat you to death with hockey sticks .

fuck-a-roo...

the thing about sex that i do not understand...is how...in its purest state...it supposed to be such a giving thing...BEAUTIFUL AND WONDERFUL THIS IS...YES...MEANWHILE YOUR BODY IS KICKING YOU IN THE FUCKING ASS AND DEMANDING THAT YOU TAKE...TAKE ...TAKE...how about this for a compromise...you give her...or him...a box of chocolates before the intercourse begins...let your partner eat as many as they desire...THEN YOU FUCKALEE DUCK DUCK UNTIL THE COWS COME HOME...THEN YOU FUCK THE FUCKING COWS TOO...LET THEM HAVE IT...RIGHT UNTIL YOU MAKE SOME CHEESE !!! 

...and that , my dear friends...is the road to healthy loving sex .

p . s.

i am kidding..seriously...there is nothing more beautiful than putting another first...sexually or otherwise .

fucking up...

what we need the most...is often what we want the least...enters violence...not only to put a wall between us  and a healthy destination...but to add so much unnecessary hurt and pain...(you know when you lash out like a fucking dinosaur there is something wrong)...in the words of the great neil young...WHY DO I KEEP FUCKING UP ??? simple...it's either that...or having some heavy and tender shit brought to the surface .

no shit...true story...

i once knew this guy who sold drugs...and guess what ??? his name was jim joint !!! and didn't the cops get pissed off when he told them !!!

sex , in love context...is joy .

getting goosed...

...then there was the time that i came home from a john prine concert...turned on the tele...and there in front of me were my cartoon geese...fucking around on the big screen in a manner similar to other geese...you know , besides the talking and playing cards and shit...many things go through your mind when you discover that some shit-head ripped-off your geese and subjected them to a life cliches , false tits and dildos that only run on expensive batteries...(a.k.a...showbiz)...the first one being...i hope they don't get any sexual diseases . 

death

we really do not completely understand what death is...but we do know this much...people are far more afraid of things that are different than they are things that are bad for them .

are you passionate ???

the irony is...i would say that about 50 % of the people i have met who seem to me like they believe in god...claim...quite passionately...that they do not .

if someone claims to be INTIMATE WITH THE DIVINE...BUT THEY DO NOT STRUGGLE WITH THIS BELIEF IN THEIR OWN DAILY LIFE...BE SUSPICIOUS .  

the wind...the tide...

the wind...the tide...the human soul...only one of which resists its CALLING .

a real life...

a real life is simply an unfolding of truth .

desert island...behavior...and context

if you lived all alone on a desert island...then there would be no need to explain why you thought masturbation was better than sex...the circumstances would free your soul of guilt and shame .

IT IS NOT SO MUCH YOUR BEHAVIOR...BUT THE CONTEXT IT IS PRACTICED IN .

sex and masturbation

the difference between sex and masturbation...every time you masturbate you know exactly what is going on...during the act of sex...this virtually never happens...that is to say...when you "get lucky "...how lucky do you think you are , anyway...and if you are so fucking lucky...why have you never won the lottery ???  

...just something to think about .

the lottery

this fellow wins the lottery...the first thing he does is give his enemy a million dollars...then sits back and watches him fuck himself over .

merry christmas

merry christmas

i mailed a christmas card to everyone in the world...so the girl i kinda like...wouldn't figure out that i had a crush on her...in fact , i sent her the entire list of people that i contacted...and a signed legal document stating that in no way...shape or form...does the card indicate that i do indeed have a crush upon the for-mentioned woman .

love...peace...integrity...kindness...etc.

love...peace...integrity...kindness..."they" convince you that these are the standards to live by...and why do they do this ??? good fucking question...probably an ego thing...maybe they have convinced themselves it's true...AFTER ALL IS SAID AND DONE  , HOWEVER...as it turns out...these are indeed that standards to live by...it is just that by embracing such qualities...well...let us put it this way...DON'T EXPECT NO FUCKING MEDAL .

being a genius

being a genius...is simply a matter of looking over the fence . 

the better the religion...the less your nuts hurt

feeding the gods...bullshit

so what do we do...we get together and vote on the answer to one question or another...truth ??? fuck that...the answer has become a collective consensus...ROUGHLY TRANSLATED...ONE BULLSHITS AND THE OTHER PRETENDS TO BELIEVE IT...more or less...WHAT IS THE DIET OF OUR GODS ??? PURE BULLSHIT...THAT'S ALL .

the shit storm...

before you want to adapt this bull shit theology that suggests that all religions are about the same...remember...self righteous , judgmental ideas...lead to self righteous judgmental actions...which...IN A NUT SHELL...put all of our lives in jeopardy .

POINT : if your car is driving in the direction of a shit storm...sooner or later...that is where you are going to end up .   

talking about shit...

the less someone knows what they are talking about...the more likely they are to write a book about it .

rocking in the free world...december 14 2013

our separation from each other is an illusion...( a convincing illusion...but , non-the -less...an illusion)...and we worship this illusion...we deify our independence...which causes our sickness in so many ways...our life is dependent upon our connection...when it is severed...we are zombies...ALL MYTHS COME FROM SOME PLACE REAL.

"FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT"...it is good because we win...we connect with each other and discover our true identity...love draws a circle that invites the entire universe .   

garbage blues...

...so this group of people quietly meander down our streets every night collecting bottles , cans and other such stuff we deem as reasonably useless...AND GUESS WHAT ??? quite a number of "the citizens "...among themselves...and , frequently , among town council meetings...rip off the proverbial heads and shit down the proverbial necks of these entrepreneurs...their point :  "they are making us look bad"...or something like that...HERE IS THE SHIT...you have every right to judge whoever in the fuck you want...just one thing...at least take partial responsibility when , out or hunger , need , anger...whatever...they break into your house and take your shit...'CAUSE THEY WILL !!!   

OUR LOVE WILL HEAL...OUR SELF-RIGHTEOUSNESS...no matter how well disguised...WILL FUCK THINGS UP !!!

favorite album of all time..." summer side of life"...gordon lightfoot .

what fucks people up

eventually...most human behavior is reduced to either pushing...or being pushed...and this brings us to love...which is neither...roughly translated...it is a weird human experience that most people cannot process...therefore...they react with some sort of disorientation or another...TO MOST OF US...DIFFERENT IS BAD !!!

love is learned over a period of time...slowly...but eternally . 

keeping our shit together...

what people sometimes do...is repeat the stupid crap their spouse says to them in private...among other people...they somehow believe...that if nobody calls them on the shit...that means that what their partner said is , therefore...now valid...and no longer retarded...it is all bullshit...but it still gives them some type of relief .

getting your shit together...

throw everything in the air...whatever falls back into your hands...you can keep...ROUGHLY TRANSLATED...LET GO OF EVERYTHING...AND SEE WHAT REMAINS .

end of the world ( as we know it )

Everyone looks to the end of the world by interpreting these big fucking signs . Like , for example , shit going down in the Middle East . You  know , like it hasn't been a cluster fuck there for thousands of years .

Here's one for ya . People walking down the street , listening to sexually ambiguous robots  , counting their nipples instead of watching where in the fuck they are meandering to . A small thing , indeed ; but do you think that such non-concern for their two front paws is not going to translate into lack of concern for the direction of this universe ??? 

Society , my dear friends , collapses from the inside out . The people lose their minds , then the country loses its collective mind . And pop goes the weasel . 

power of love...

we do not overpower temptation...temptation will fuck us up...what we do is...in all humility...submit ourselves to a POWER that will make sure we are in the right place in the right time...TO PUT IT SIMPLY...WE POSITION OURSELVES UNDER AN UMBRELLA THAT IS VERY SIMILAR TO THE FORCE FIELD UTILIZED BY CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK ( or kirt...whatever )...IN ALL HIS MISSIONS WITH THOSE ROTTEN BASTARDS FROM OUTER - SPACE...in the words of the divine...A THOUSAND WILL FALL TO YOUR LEFT...TEN THOUSAND TO YOUR RIGHT...BUT NO HARM WILL COME UPON YOU .    

sasquatch

it is not the sasquatch i find so intriguing as it is how people respond to the existence (??? ) of the creature...that is to say...virtually the entire amount of reasoning concerning its non-existence hinges upon the idea that people simply do not believe that some fucking monkey* could ever outsmart them...to be more specific...the human species is as arrogant as shit .

* just for the record...people are discovering new species just about every single day...as for primates...gorilla's were not discovered until  the early 1900's...and another monkey like creature - dangerous as fuck - was discovered in very recent history .

the bad side of emotional intelligence

the bad side of emotional intelligence is that you could be perfectly aware that someone is doing something inappropriate...and they don't have a fucking clue about it...the technical term to describe this is...SUCKING...and what is to be done ??? not a lot , actually...just remember...TIME REVEALS ALL THINGS...and you are in a position where you are more than a little prepared to take action once the proverbial shit hits the fan...besides that...have a beer...or 12 or so...and relax . 

fuck you ???

what happens when the most beautiful thing you have ever seen...someone suddenly deems as ugly ??? in fact...virtually the entire universe is telling you that you are wrong...how is your PSYCHOLOGY AND SPIRITUALITY supposed to  bounce back ??? how are you supposed to sustain yourself when you are nothing but condemned...but you know you are right ??? WHERE DO YOU DRAW FROM ??? AND IF YOU CAN DRAW FROM SOME SOURCE...HOW LONG CAN YOU SUSTAIN YOURSELF THROUGH THAT PARTICULAR SOURCE ??? 

...ONLY LOVE IS REAL...ALL ELSE...THERE TO CONFUSE YOU .

first sexual experience...

i remember my first sexual experience...it was me...this hot blonde...and an insurance salesman .

moses the sperm...

how we adjust our lives...

we pretend we adjust our lives according to...reason...logic...fairness....and all that other jazz...THE TRUTH OF THE MATTER...is just a bit more dark...the truth of the matter is MOST PEOPLE...make their decisions concerning "the shit of many colors"  by figuring out what they want...then spend the rest of the day fucking around with the facts...until they fit their needs...the truth of the matter is that while christ was being crucified...most of the by-standers were more concerned about how to turn the whole fucking event into a giant concession stand .

" hot dogs !!! programs !!! they aren't gonna  crucify him twice , you know !!!"

tread lightly

once you allow yourself  to believe all the wonderful things people say about you...that door will stay open...and you will inevitably believe all the shit said about you as well .

tread lightly...discern carefully...and , remember...there is only a slight difference between someone smiling...and showing their fucking teeth .

path of love...

if you pick a fight with someone you do not know -physical or otherwise - you are either a compulsive gambler...or just not thinking...Point...nobody knows where any behavior is actually going...HOWEVER...if you choose the path of love...you can be assured that you are accompanied by a very sound and well-meaning PRESENCE as you meander on .

perception is screwed...

yesterday...talking to a friend on the phone...i say..."what is your favorite non-commercial movie ??? " he tells me the name of some obscure non heard of korian flick...my reply..."i just found a copy someone threw away about an hour ago"...and my point is...there is a path for all of us to travel...and on that path...there definitely are sign posts...each one accompanied with a peaceful feeling within...telling us to turn where we should turn...to go where we ought to go .

our lives are maps...and letting our thoughts and hearts be controlled by the wrong shit...more or less...is the equivalent of throwing that map into a near by fire .  

stupidest thing i ever did...

while recording "the dr. goose show"...i took my microphone...and stuck it in front of dr. goose's mouth...which would have been fine...except for one thing...dr. goose is a puppet .

everywhere you go...there you are

...so this gentleman i know was beaten rather badly by these four fellows somewhere in downtown halifax a few years ago...( just like "the bare naked ladies" , i guess )...ANYWAY...as he was lying there...the words somehow escaped his mouth..." i am going to hunt you down one at a time and beat your fucking brains in "....then came the interesting bit...one of these dumb tits replied...and i quote..."that's no fair" .

life is an interesting thing...and people's concept of fair is usually centered around what pleases them...but make no mistake...the person you are on the street taking advantage of another human being...is the same one you are when you are copulating with that girl from the banana commercial...or whoever turns you on .

just something to think about .

being kind...

death

death should be the completion of a masterpiece .

how to keep kids home forever...

wanna keep your kids home ??? simple...don't give them the love and acceptance and understanding that they need...IT  WORKS LIKE THIS...a child deprived of these things will spend the rest of their natural lives attempting to have them met through their parents...MAKING A LONG STORY SHORT...they will want to stay at home consciously or subconsciously - usually subconsciously - in search for the nutrition they did not receive as a child .  

me and princess diana

there she was...the princess...riding down the street...waving at all us peasants...so i did what any young man would do...(and by any...i mean none )...i held my dog up to her open window...and she began to lick her face...( that is...my dog licked the face of the princess...not the other way around)...she smiled...and the car was on its way*.


*if you are thinking that i should have gotten my head blown off by her buddies...you , my dear friend...are simply revealing your age...that is to say...there was a time when people were civilized...terriers were considered to be not a threat to international security...and blow jobs were considered to be sexual in nature...these days have long since past .    

we don't make love...it is a gift we accept with open humility

destination

YUP...WE CONCEIVE OUR OWN DESTINATIONS...we take our bruised souls...our limited ability to think...our distorted sexuality ...our literal inability to see down the road...and all that other shit...(most of which is too embarrassing to talk about)...and arrive at with what we perceive to be reasonable purpose and goals for our lives...my advice to you...DISCOVER LOVE...OBEY LOVE...FOLLOW LOVE...LOVE IS NOT A MERE FEELING...IT IS A PATH...A DESTINATION...AND A LIGHT THAT LEADS THE WAY...REGARDLESS OF WHO WE ARE OR THINK WE ARE .   

elvis

a young man was interviewed in regards to why he was going to donate his heart to his friend while still in perfectly good health...he replied..."that's what elvis did...and elvis is my hero"...this statement was followed by a moment's silence...and then the question..."are you aware that elvis did not die as a result of donating body parts to his buddies...but , instead...drugged the shit right out of himself until his eyes popped out of his ass ??? "

question...if our actions are done through motivations other than love...do they still count??? are they real ??? and if something is not driven by love...can we simply consider it to be some sort of high tech illusion ???

"someday only three things will remain...and the greatest of these is love . "

for saints and ass holes alike

do the loving thing...even if you are an ass hole...who believes the human race is garbage...still do the loving thing...IT IS THE ONLY WAY TO BE FULFILLED...TOUCH JOY...AND FEEL YOUR PATH IS STRONG AND HEALTHY ...live is life .

real love

if what we have done...is not done in love...then it , essentially , never happened .

dating your sister...

soooooo...that's your sister...right??? soooooo...you won't be dating her , right ???

el-loco judgmental...

it seems that the judgements we make most casually...are the ones we should be most terrified of .

the art of wanting

before you want anything...first...discern your motives...your place in the universe...what your life is about...what your life supposed to be about...for example...i want a dog...(a whole fleet of dog actually)...but i live in the city...get my shit ??? maybe your dog is a new car...maybe fame...maybe someone to suck your penis...DON'T MATTER , BABY...WANT MY ADVICE ??? you don't have to figure it out...just love...and see where it goes...SIMPLE...( hopefully...eh ??? maybe : ) 

cowgirls in the sand...november 30 2013

it is not that people are bad...fuck...they may even be good by nature...the problem is...the first thing that comes into their vision that looks the least bit "shinier" than love...and there they go after it !!!

people are unresolved...intellectually...sexually...in just about every respect...and they will project this upon other people...they will kill them...(usually just emotionally)...find a group of people to agree with them...and then find another bunch of suckers to project their crap upon .

the unresolved heart...is just that...unresolved...and the amount that it crushes the human within...so it will do with others who are ,  unfortunately...caught in the cross fire .   

what is not held together by love...should not be held together .

da truth...

USUALLY...there are two reasons why someone believes something...the first...because it corresponds with what they already believe...hence...it reinforces...for better or worse...(usually worse)...their already well established personhood...the second...is sort of what we see in the movie...ROCKY...that is to say...people get to "feel great"...because they relate to someone "great"...( you know , live vicariously through another ).

there is a third belief system...maybe you heard of it...maybe not...not counting for it to catch on actually...ANYWAY...this belief system is centered around believing something because it is simply the truth...lotta people got in shit for this one...please join me in the proclamation...DEAR GOD...GOOD LUCK !!! 

the giant dwarf...

it was in grade six...i walk up to this guy...he was already five feet 10 or so...and i said to him..." my mom said you are going to grow up to be a midget , you know"...he simply did not know how to respond...in the words of yoda..."perplexed , he was ".

and the point...some mothers make better cooks than they do prognosticators .

...let the sun shine in...

one fucking apple...

beer and weddings

it was wedding time in nova scotia...i did the ceremony...(put on clothes and everything )...and the beer costs , like , 6 dollars a bottle...6 DOLLARS A BOTTLE ??? yup , that's what i said...and that's why i brought my own beer and hid it  in the bathroom..far away from the pagans and their over-priced beverages...i didn't get to be the clergyman for nothing , you know...saved meself a fucking fortune , i did , governor !!! and they even gave me a little present as well . 

earth...the new reality show

did you ever think that , just maybe...earth is some sort of reality show...and a bunch of aliens are watching us fuck around...and taking  bets on which one of us is the biggest moron...you know...and shit like that...maybe...the alien who figures out which one of us cheats on his spouse the most...they get a new toaster...special alien toaster , of course...probably designed to toast earthlings...not a bad prize , if i do say so myself .

AND THE MESSAGE BEHIND THIS LITTLE ANECDOTE...WE GIVE OURSELVES WAY TOO MUCH FUCKING CREDIT . 

every day you live...

every day you live...is one less day some dink can take away from you .

your favorite position...

after having lived on three continents and having done my best to stay awake on every step of the journey...if nothing else...i can pass this small bit of information unto you :  you are virtually guaranteed of one thing and quite possibly nothing else...that being...wherever you go...whatever you do...you will end up in a place , in terms of relationships and such...that eventually will mimic the place you are in right now .

point being...if you like living like a self centered twit...'tis a good thing to keep on moving...move fast enough and your heart may never have time to manifest itself physically around you...and IF YOU ARE A LOVER...best to "bloom where you are planted"...as eventually...if you live long enough...and if you keep your integrity...the love within will grow around you like apples on an autumn tree.

...LIVE LOVE .

time fades away...november 23 2013

the devil's best weapon is to convince us that he does not exist...his second best weapon...religion...that is to say...an endeavor to promote a series of right and wrong behaviors - some of them reasonable...some of them not - to confuse and disorientate people .

"and what is the anti-dote to religion??? ", you may ask ...simple...walking in love and humility...opens the door for a way of expressing oneself that is congruent with the divine...A PATH OF LOVE...something will be given...something will be taken...but all will be real .

why god placed us here...

i have no issue believing god has placed us here...none...not even a little...what i want to know is how he concluded that this was a reasonable idea...IF ANYONE HAS A TAPE  OF JESUS AND GOD hacking at this insanity and all the other little insanities attached to it...and figuring this shit out over a case of whiskey...or beer...or whatever...i will send you an autographed picture of the pope's wife...completely naked .

...but seriously...why are we here ??? hummmm...let's try this one on for size : love only matters if it is at great cost...as we suffer for each other...our love grows in value...it is "the peril at great price"...and as we die to self in favor of another...it becomes " the peril  of greater price " .

gratitude

this mother...her kid was on the street wasting his life...( i was feeding him...she hated my fucking guts for god know what reason )...anyway...she would say to me..."if only he would come off the street"...three months later...we finally got the little fucker home...and his mother said to me..."if only he would stop those drugs "...a couple of months or so after that...he  gets off all that shit...and then she said to me..." if only he would go back to school"...barf , barf ,  barf...then...the ever popular..."if only he would get a part time job"...etc...etc...etc...LITTLE PUPPY-CATS...GRATITUDE IS AN ENDANGERED SPECIES...PROTECT IT WELL OR SURELY IT WILL GO THE SAME WAY AS THE DOE DOE BIRD !!!  

...in your basement...

love is a learned phenomena

love is...among other things... a learned phenomena...which is rather scary actually...and what i mean by that is...if there is a skill that only is acquired by  teaching...and nobody is teaching it...is this not a recipe for a skill to go extinct ???

LEARN LOVE .

cosmic shit fest...

there are billions of things happening right now as i write that keep the universe and our strange little planet together...thing is...we cannot see them...hear them...or experience them...so...as far as we are concerned...the little fuckers don't exist...(sort of like atoms and shit like that not too many generations ago ) ...here is a bible verse for ya...if i remember correctly in col. it reads something like..."god's love is holding this entire fucking thing together"...and this leave me to conclude...dear friends...the less we believe in love...the more twisted this cosmic shit fest is going to become . AMEN !!!

religion sucks...

most religions have this in common : they began with good intentions and a reasonable leader...all religions have this in common : money , power , sex...gradually creep into their fabric and destroy them from the inside out .

all well and good...it is a free country...HOWEVER...here is the shit...if you want to control me...if you want to manipulate my sexuality...if you want to take me for a ride...be honest with me about it...trust me on this one...you will still get enough money to buy your shit...people's needs are so deep and dark...they don't  give a flying fuck who they are following as long as they are militant and wear a nice suit..." as for me and my house...we want to serve the lord " .

taking the bible literally

the funny thing about bible interpretation...is that if you really get your head out of your ass and listen to what people are saying...you will very quickly discover that virtually everyone's interpretation of the bible...is extremely fucking congruent with what they are trying to GET out of the situation .

example..."rebellion is of the sin of witch craft "...now who in the fuck wants to be called a witch ??? well , guess what...if you don't go along with what the pastor and or congregation say...you , my dear friend...are a mother fucking witch .

point being...sunday morning...stay home and masturbate .

god's responce

GOD WILL RESPOND TO US...IN THE MANNER OUR HEARTS CRY OUT FOR .

sex

...just about everything in life is about sex...with the exception of...sex...which is usually more about dealing with all the shit you smudged on the carpet as you drunkenly stumbled through the door of a thousand existences into your mothers freudian bosom  . 

...or something like that , anyway .

what have i learned in life ???

what have i learned in life ??? you can't hurt anyone's feelings masturbating...(wait a minute!!! there was that one time...hmmmm)...what have i learned in life ??? religion has an answer for everything...(wait a minute...most of them are bull shit...crrrrrrap)...what have i learned in life ??? the creature from the black lagoon has no penis...( but then how did he get here ??? fffffffudge stick )...o.k...seriously...what have i learned in life ??? GOOD TRIUMPHS OVER EVIL...( o.k...now i am just being stupid )...FUCK IT...THE BEATLES ARE BETTER THAN THE ROLLING STONES...AND THERE IS NOTHING CUTER THAN A PUPPY...THE END !!!  

death , mother fucker !!!

the problem with death...is that it takes people too fucking long to get around to it...that is to say...by the time someone is about to go..." TITS UP "...they are so far removed from the mainstream...that virtually nobody is aware that they are still alive...hence...when it comes time to read shit like..."OH , DEATH , WHERE IS THY STING ??? " nobody fucking knows or cares...dust in the wind , baby...AND MY POINT ??? my point is simple...even if there ain't a lost soul in this universe that knows...or cares...that you are still fucking around on this steaming piece of turd we generously refer to as earth...that does not change a thing...you are still gonna die !!!  

understanding church

once you understand church...and you become aware that god has very little to do with all these people gathering together...(besides the fact that he made them in the first place)...you are left to ponder the question..." what the fuck is this all about ??? "...and..."where could this insanity all go besides somewhere dark and disturbed ??? " and , finally....the ever popular..."don't these fuckers have anything better to do with their spare time ??? " hummmmm...indeed...the bottom line is that rituals and  role playing amount to a mere counterfeit of something real and beautiful...and that is...roughly translated...PURE SPIRITUALITY !!!

fulfilling all hopes and desires

i can fulfill all your hopes and desires...you can have everything you want...ALL YA GOTTA DO...IS NOT WANT ANYTHING...IT IS ALL THERE , BABY...YOU ARE INDEED COMPLETE !!!

big thing ???

love is not a big thing...love is a lot of little decisions that , together...make a path to a destination that reflects so well...we cannot see ourselves in it...is the destination big ??? sorta...fact of the matter is that it is as big or small as you want it to be...you see...a trillion light years from here...is here as well...everything intersects at every fucking point , brother...point being...not only is the universe infinite...it is also nowhere at all...or the next best thing .

be warned : if love is not every second and every action...if love becomes the destination...you are fucked...that is to say...when we establish "goals" in the traditional sense...it is our nature to bully our way to where ever it is we think we are going...and...by definition of what it means to be a bully...love quickly becomes pulverized .     

and above all...don't listen to your fucking religion !!!

gay and straight...

if you can figure out what % straight and what % gay you ACTUALLY are...then you are probably one of the reason why aliens are fucking around our planet gathering shit to take home .

pacing the cage... september 28 2013

once upon a time there was a tiger who was confined to his cage...28 feet up and down...his entire life...then one day he was set loose into the jungle...but all he could manage was...you guessed it...28 feet...BUT MY POINT HAS MORE TO DO WITH HOW THE TIGER RESPONDED TO THE MAN WHO LET HIM FREE...DOES THE TIGER DESPISE HIM FOR REVEALING HIS WEAKNESSES ??? and how about us ??? once we are exposed...do we use the information for healing purposes ??? or do we simply hate the   one who shed the light into the darkness ???

stranger in the land...oct. 5 2013

god placed us here...some to love...some to carry on the ancient tradition of sex , money and power...the lovers learn to take it on the face...hopefully...and the others learn to bullshit their way into the hearts and souls of the general population...we pray everything works out...people find their soul mates and kindred spirits and such...ONE THING FOR SURE...THERE IS NO SHORTAGE OF FUCKING OBSTACLES .
BE TRANSPARENT...IT WILL ALLOW YOU TO FIND THOSE YOU QUEST FOR...( you will have done your part anyway)...AND BE READY TO TAKE THE HARD ROAD...YOU WILL BE RIGHT ALMOST EVERY TIME .     

me and my friend , poor fucker

steel fabrication plant...1986...A VOICE SAYS TO ME..."TURN AROUND"...as i do...i perceive a crane shaking in mid air...and twelve hundred pounds of steel dropping upon some poor fuckers head...i run...i grab...i throw "poor fucker"...(that , by the way , is not his real name)... into the air and onto a heating unit...burning his head to look like a waffle for the better part of a week...POINT...of all the stories i have heard about myself over the years...THIS HAS NEVER BEEN ONE OF THEM...funny , that...but the mean and shitty ones more than make up for it .   

satan and self help

the picture...

most people are aware that there is something going on down here they are unaware of...but if you propose that it is anything even remotely outside there paradigm...they will think you to be foolish...or hallucinating...or something .

EXAMPLE : i clearly remember watching this particular movie - sinbad - in 1969 or 1970...then going for a drive on my bike...problem is...the movie was never released for another couple of years...by which time I had moved quite far away .   

HERE IS THE SHIT : even if i am wrong about this instance...which i am not...you understand my points : 1 - there is more going on here than "what meets the eye"...and 2 - if it makes us uncomfortable...then that cannot be what the weirdness must be .   

so there I am...gazing upon this picture upon my wall...i say aloud..."i hate that fucking picture"...it immediately falls down and breaks .

QUESTION : could you actually feel your mind working to rationalize my previous statement ???

oh , yes...i wish i were hung as well as my pictures .

compassion immeasurable

if you read the "sermon of the mount" carefully...you will notice how jesus never referred to his people as a "bunch of dumb mother fuckers"...nor "snot-bags"...or even "rattlesnake humpers"...which could only mean one thing...he was still very tired from the night before .

seriously...try restoring some dumb fuckers sight , when you know the first thing he is going to do with his newly restored vision...is to use it to aim his gun at you . 

the loving way...

there is no question that karen carpenter lied to the general public concerning her anorexia...the only real question here is did she deliberately want to fool people...or was she actually afraid of public response . 

i will tell you this , my little crab donkeys...(and that is a compliment , not an insult)...i had my own emotional issues back in 1999...( yea...as if i don't now)...and with all due respect to the human race...if karen didn't have a profound fear of people...she sure as fuck should have .

a very interesting man once said..."the only thing i do not like about unconditional love...are all the fucking conditions we place upon it"...indeed...our "brotherhood" severely lacks just one thing..."brotherhood" . 

love and kisses

stu

naked person...

name your penis...or vagina...partner...

the best way to make sure that your sexual partner is always first...is to name your penis...(or vagina)...partner...that way you can look the world straight in the eye and say..." yes , world...i always make sure my partner has a wonderful sexual experience" .    

anything you can imagine...

anything you can imagine...is probably found somewhere...in some universe...but can you find it riding a horse ???

the bear...

many years ago...in kegi park ,  nova scotia...i spent a little bit of quality time...just me and a bear... in the middle of a field...we hung out...nothing special...but he seemed a bit different than other bears for some particular reason or another...ANYWAY...when i got my picture of him developed...his likeness had not been photographed...he was simply not there...there were the trees...the leaves...the grass...but no bear...and life went onward . 

our problem

our problem is that we are attempting to pile our new knowledge upon existing knowledge...all well and good ...unless , of course...our existing knowledge is all...(or even partly)...wrong...AND IF IT IS...THE ENTIRE LEARNING PROCESS IS BLOWN TO RAT SHIT .

POINT : THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LEARNING AND LOVING...they are one in the same .     

guns , war and death...

for the entire length of the war , sammy wanted a german lugar...two hours after he finally got one...he shot himself putting it in the holster and was dead in two hours .

BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR .

dynamite up ass...

blow job...

we have brought our planet to its knees..."why have we done this ??? " , you ask...good question...i assume we have mistaken being blown up...for a blow job...that is all i can think of . 

INTERGITY

DO NOT ACT WITH INTEGRITY TO IMPRESS PEOPLE...IT WILL NOT...DO NOT ACT WITH INTEGRITY TO KEEP THE VIPERS AWAY...IT WILL JUST MAKE THEM UNCOMFORTABLE...SUSPICIOUS AND POTENTIALLY MEAN...AND DO NOT ACT WITH INTEGRITY TO FIT IN TO THIS PLANET WE REFER TO AS EARTH...ALL IT DOES IS MAKE YOU AN OUTSIDER...

...ACT WITH INTEGRITY BECAUSE IT IS THE ONLY PATH THAT MATTERS...EVEN IF IT GET YOU YOUR BRAINS BLOWN OUT ALL OVER THE SHOPPING MALL FLOOR...

...THE END

P . S .

LLAMAS ON SALE IN ISLE SEVEN  

coffee and the naked soul

yesterday...i was working on a sermon in a coffee house...with these two young ladies sitting across the table from where i was...suddenly , one of them says..." i know exactly what i am doing"...i take very little notice but within five seconds i turn over one of the 30 pieces of paper i have in front of me...and it reads...and i quote..."nobody knows what they are doing "...hummmm ...i think to myself...then take another sip of my exquisite dark roast and continue on .

it is not until you love someone more than yourself...

it is not until you love someone more than yourself...can you actually consider yourself to truly be alive..."greater love" - JOY-  "has no man than this...that he lays down his life for his brother" .

murdering squirrels...

once truth is discovered...it will bleed like a squirrel hit with a shotgun...then there is a choice to be made...lie...and pretend that nothing ever happened...or continue onward...cutting your way into a world that is more than a little hostile toward such shit...either way will be interesting . 

the meek ???

THE MEEK SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH...and that is because the meek are a hard hearted , mother fucking bunch of vicious ass holes that will tear you a new ass hole in the back of your face if you don't watch out .

what dogs don't care about...

did you ever wonder why squirrels won't gravitate toward chipmunks...but beagles will gravitate toward st. bernards ??? there is no fucking difference between a chipmunk and a squirrel...but they sure as hell think there is...and how about dogs not giving a flying fuck weather or not they look completely different ??? a pug is more than happy to play with a great dame's back paw if he isn't busy slopping back some dog ass...POINT...NO MATTER WHERE YOU LOOK...it seems completely obvious that there is more going on than we are aware of ...and , one more thing...squirrels make rotten pets .   

what is community ???

community is growing together...hurts...pain...everything exposed for what it really is...mature community is the absence of illusions...truth rearing its ugly head and nobody running away...no matter how much it stings... and what is not accepted , you may ask ??? simple...the fucker who tries to rip it all apart...this has to be dealt with...no matter how difficult it may be !!!

the last days of earth...

we are living in an age were there are two armed guards each complete with a matching bull terrier on the front door...and a security guard that has been dead for a week but complaining about the stink is too politically incorrect at the back door...and , in the final analysis...everyone is perplexed that it has all gone to shit .  

geese and kidneys...

one goose say to the other..."what do you mean you want one of my kidneys ??? what do you think this is...'kidneys are us' ???"

orange tits...

i was driving this lady to church one sunday...and , suddenly...she felt inclined to chomp down on  a big , juicy , delicious orange...not knowing that i had one in my front dash board...(coincidentally ???)...i got her to pray to god for that fucking orange..."loose the spirit of orange...and claim thy inheritance , that mother fucking orange!!! "...so she did...and i gave it to her...and she threw it out the window and hit a cat and killed it+.

...and god gave us this beautiful world...and we treat it like a toilet...and so it goes...on and on .

 +...the cat thing...not true .

shit mountain...

fucked in the street...

if your car stalls in south africa...there is just about a 100 % chance that you will be "car-jacked"...BUT HERE IS THE SHIT PART...if you have a baby in the car while this event is going down...you are strictly told to hand the child to the guy with the gun ...mainly because (a)...nobody wants to harm a baby...and (b)...now the fucker is incapacitated...and is virtually useless in his pursuit of volatile behavior .

POINT : your feelings will lead you astray more often than not...LEARN TO SEE BEYOND YOURSELF...AND DO WHAT THE REALITY OF THE SITUATION BEGS YOU TO DO .  

fucking up

" if it is that important that someone agrees with you...you are probably fucking up " .

my u.f.o. encounter

i was eleven years old...on top of a garage roof with my best buddy...a light moved slowly across the night sky...as a jet approached it...it turned suddenly 90 degrees up...then 90 degrees again...this time to the right...then one more time straight up into outer space...all in the span of two or three seconds . 

the window...

there comes a point in a relationship...where god says to the human heart..."fuck it...it is over"...two issues here...one...only a few people are spiritually aware enough to realize that this is happening...yet...on the other hand...two...virtually everyone thinks they  do...and how is this delima resolved...just look out your window...or...roughly translated...NOT VERY WELL .

...yet there always is a plan .

people

the best thing in life...people
the worst thing in life...people
the only thing that matters...people

everything and monkey shit

for you god believing people...you probably believe that god created everything...BUT what if that is literally true ??? and by that i mean...everything you can fucking imagine is actually somewhere...some place...no matter how weird...or unbelievable...NOW , I AM NOT SAYING THAT THIS IS CORRECT...IT IS JUST SOMETHING PRETTY FUCKING INTERESTING TO THINK ABOUT ...you know , like how many monkeys does it take to fill a shitter with monkey shit...that kind of thing . 

judgement , mother fucker !!!

judgement is just about the most wonderful gift satan has given us...it places us in control of each other...it gives us a sense of understanding a situation that is virtually incomprehensible to the entire human species ...and if we judge long and hard enough...nobody can see us behind the podium molesting the clergyman while he gleefully winks his eye at the congregation as he preaches a sermon on not judging others .

advanced judgement - or as the academics refer to it as...judgement 207-  is making sure we are giving another human being shit for the very same thing we are doing ourselves...more often than not...this boils down to some sort of sexual fuck fest...and doesn't the audience love it .  

LOVE

if love is the most powerful force in the universe...how come it is not seen as such ???

 good fucking question , my friend... HERE IS MY ANSWER :

 quite possibly the most technologically advance creatures in the universe are the cenepathian creatons , from the planet , zorkon...THING IS...our exposure to these critters is so minimal - non - that we have no idea that this is the case...THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE SUBSCRIBED TO THE IDIOM WE REFER TO AS LOVE...ARE TRAVELING UPON THE CREST OF THE MOST MIGHTY WAVE IN THE UNIVERSE...AS WELL AS THE ONLY ONE THAT MATTERS...thing is...their number is so small...they , more or less...go unnoticed .   

and , oh , yes...to the best of my knowledge...cenepathian creatons...do not exist .

adultery

mental illness

how come mental illness never goes to a good place ??? you know , like some guy gets his head chewed open by a grizzly bear...and...next thing you know...he starts taking his kids to the park on sunday...or , quite possibly...taking his wife to the movies...not going anywhere with this...just a thought...have a nice day .

ordinary people...noverber 16 2013

it is very soon in life that we discover how difficult it is to live in true intimacy and vulnerability...yet once we do...true relationship is replaced with :  SEX  ,  MONEY AND POWER .

HOWEVER...it is not good enough that the world...in terms of relationships...closes in on you...the entire fucking place has to pretend that this is not what is happening...that you are free to live...to grow...to be who you are created to be...BULLSHIT !!!

BE PREPARED : 1- be afraid...not the kind of fear that compels you to run away...but to respect the situation...2-be aware...you are "sheep among wolves"...3-work on your shit...the more you are resolved...the less likely you are to be pulled into a neurotic relationship...4-be prayerful and humble...and 5-walk in love...let it guide you to...where ever . 

"cup of tea"...

...so i am watching this movie...suddenly...i am in the mood for a cup of tea...i say..."i'ma going to get meself a spot of tea"...immediately...the fellow on screen says...and i quote..."anyone for a cup of tea???"...hummmmm...thing is...this is just about a daily occurrence...question is...what does it mean??? the answer...follow a certain path...things seem to line up in the right place at the right time .

...time for a spot of tea !!!

valley of people with great ideas...

mayors , husbands and whores

this fucking mayor we have in our beloved country...he smokes crack...he pushes people around...he is a general shit disturber...and we sure as fuck don't want to get into his sexual profile .

anyway...the bottom line is that this fellow thinks that he is being persecuted for righteousness sake...NOW I ASK YOU THIS...how many people out there do you think have very little to no perception of reality ??? fuck...if you take the bible literally...which i do not...even god can't see what is in front of his eyes...story of david , for example...he had his best fried murdered so he could screw his wife....and god says..."he is a man after my heart" .

maybe that's it...maybe this fellow reads too much of the old testament...but my point really has very little to do with this guy and all the shit that goes down with him...MY POINT IS THIS...NEXT TIME YOUR HUSBAND GETS ARRESTED FOR HAVING SEX WITH A WHORE ON TOP OF A SKIING RESORT...REMEMBER...IT COULD BE A WHOLE LOT WORSE .  

under cover...masturbation

...so he finds his way back home...locks his door...pulls down the blinds and proceeds to be intimate with himself...YET THERE IS ONE THING...JUST ONE THING...THAT HE WILL NEVER TELL A SOUL...EVEN IF HE LIVES TO BE 1 ,000...that being...THERE IS NOT A WOMAN IN THIS WORLD THAT CAN BRING HIM TO ORGASM AS PROFOUNDLY AND INTENSELY AS HE CAN BRING HIMSELF .

oh , yes...he did tell his mother...but only after she died . 

" fight the good fight "

next time you fight for someone...make sure you have nothing to gain by your positioning...you know...just for the fun of it . 

here is the thing...the good fight is not the fight you win...the good fight is when you bleed for the truth...no matter how much you fucking bleed...no matter how much you fucking lose . 

pastor bucks

hey , #$@% ...i recently looked up "pastor bucks" on the internet...you will be pleased to know that he hasn't changed a thing...he still rants on about getting together as "one body"...and prays to the good lord that nobody will realize that , quite frankly , there is more money in it for him that way .

the thing about getting people together that people refuse to understand is that if you accomplish this goal...(and it ain't difficult to do )...without the POWER OF LOVE BEING TAUGHT AND BEING BROUGHT TO THE PLACE WHERE IT IS PENETRATING THE HEARTS AND SOULS OF ALL AROUND...all you will have is a bunch of morons that are capable of doing just about anything...or worse .

anyway...the tit is still at it...just thought you would like to know .

alcohol abuse ???

the problem with a lot of addictions...is that they serve a purpose...then stay around long after their purpose is over...sort of like in-laws at christmas dinner...that is to say..." you had your fucking turkey...now piss off " ...almost everything we have in life...there is a time to outgrow it...and being aware of this is the first step...BUT REMEMBER...when it comes to substances...the little fuckers want to hold on as long as they possibly can...and just like in-laws...they don't give a flying fuck how much damage they do . 

the cellar...october 26 2013

had a dream about all these people in a cellar...as one would attempt to leave...the others would grab them and pull them back in .

life is a process of fucking up...but that is neither here nor there...IT IS HOW WE PROCESS OUR FUCK-UPS  THAT MATTERS ..and they are usually processed with...deceit , avoidance...and a gereric life style that covers up our true identity .

"the gates of hell are locked from the inside"...it is the uncover-up that matters...a life of humility and compassion and forgiveness...a life of finding relationships that will love you into transparency and organic life style...FREEDOM IS FOUND IN LOVE . 

booze and religion

it is my belief that...a few years ago...while  "christianity" fucking near demolished my life...alcohol , more or less...saved it...( you know , self medication type thing )...now , if you are a christian...you probably have no choice but to believe that i am sadly mistaken...but if you love god...a seeker of  "the way"...a.k.a... j.c...it sure as fuck can give you something to think about .

love and kisses

cardinal stu strang 

time is a jealous whore...

this may seem odd to some of you...but...the longer it takes you to figure something out...the longer you are stuck in a proverbial shit hole trying to figure out that particular thing...that is to say...the length of time you are there...is exactly the length of time you could have been doing something completely different somewhere else...weird , eh ???     

sample and hold...nov. 9 2013

it is not that we love "our shit"...it is that we believe it to be "rose pedals"...and when someone comes around to confront us on the matter...we quickly dispose of them .

IT IS LIKE THIS...we have a life...we , over time...manipulate our surroundings so it can justify the life we have chosen...we develop skills to disguise this...enters fear , somewhere...and that is when we become violent in regards to making it all work .

THE BASIC IDEA HERE IS THAT WE THINK THAT WE ARE GOD...AND SET OUT TO CONTROL TO PROVE THE POINT...HOWEVER...WE ARE NOT GOD...and instead of controlling things like we do...life should be a process of learning to let go .

love will lead us to our destination .

flarm's dictionary...cock sucker

cock sucker...one who eats chickens very quickly...usually on the side of the road with a white wine .

billy's virginity

as billy was losing his virginity...he looked outside the hotel window and saw a flying saucer...it was a really fucked up thing...doing tricks in the sky and all that kinda shit...anyway...he was so fascinated by the goings-on...that he stopped making love...picked up his cell phone by the bed...and headed outside to get a better view.

his lover...who just happened to be his mother...(long story)...was not impressed . 

sexual exploration

sexual exploration...when is it bad ??? when is it good ??? good question...here is how you find the answer...pole all seven billion people on this planet...subtract the one billion most prudish...and the one billion most permissions...take the remaining five billion...somehow turn them into rocket fuel...stick them into your rocket ship...escape with a spouse and an unborn fetus...take them to another planet...grow the kid up...never expose him to the bullshit of his former planet...( earth)...wait until he gets eaten by an alien...THEN LISTEN TO WHAT HE HAS TO SAY ON THE SUBJECT...BEHOLD...TRUTH !!!   

flarmology dictionary...sex education

a course designed to thoroughly confuse children ages 11 to 15 . 

dildo power

taking shit , etc.

the fact of the matter is...everyone of us can only take so much shit...then we are done...POINT...how can we judge people for falling off the proverbial cliff...when it is only luck...or god's mercy...(depending upon your belief system)...that prevents us from doing the same .

we cannot control our destiny as a sperm and an egg...and once greed  and fear enter the picture...we only get fucking worse...POINT...AT THE VERY LEAST... WE MUST GROW SOME HUMILITY !!!

...fucking your wife...

before you complain about being tired...remember...if some stud weren't tired right now...he would probably be fucking your wife...just something to think about .

the last orgasm

do you know that , statistically , on the death bead , fundamentalist spend more time screaming , clawing and attempting to bargain with god than any other people group ???

you know , come the end of the world...if i weren't so busy trying to get in my last orgasm...that would be a lot of fun to watch !!!

spanish fly

it is the belief of most that spanish fly is an aphrodisiac...truth is . however...it causes an allergic reaction , inflaming parts and bits of your body...making it seem like you are having sexual stimulation...but actually , endangering your entire fucking life .

indeed...and this is the way we live our entire existance...chasing things that claim to lead you in one direction...but actually lead you into another...and usually with pretty screwie consequences .

do you want joy ??? well...easy !!! find someone and love them far more than yourself...all the riches of the world are gathered in this type of interaction...and GOD is found in its essence...but it gotta be real !!!  

an ode to justin bieber

tell me if i am missing something ???

you create a world consumed with sex
it is advertised everywhere
it is our main export to the fucking universe
aliens , in all likelihood
come down here just to
stroke themselves to our internet junk
billions and billions of dollars
making it , consuming it
becoming more and more  addicted to it
then you give a young boy
a key to all the jazz he so desires
then you fucking judge him for it
when he don't walk away

i mean this in the nicest way possible
fuck off !!! 

before you contact aliens...WHORE-DONKEYS

before you contact aliens and tell them what a wonderful planet this is..."hey why don't you come down for a visit"...and shit like that...REMEMBER...we are living on a planet that tests nuclear weapons in its ass end then complain about the environment...we are living on a planet where churches demand that poor people produce 23 , 321 children...then despise the parents for not having money to put in the offering plate...AND FINALLY...we are living on a planet where 30 % of all jimi hendrex studio material is out of print...AND NOBODY SEEMS TO GIVE A FLYING FUCK...so invite the little green whore-donkeys...but if they just smile politely...get back in their ships...fly out to the stratosphere then proceed to blow the flying  fuck right out of us...you got nobody to blame but yourself !!!  

cock sucker blues

earth...

it is one thing to be consciously aware that almost everything on this planet of great value has been thrown out in the trash...(mainly the most beautiful people i have ever met)...it is quite another to think of what this may imply concerning the human species .

here is the shit...

in my estimation...seven of the top 15 heavyweight boxers of all time were actively fighting in the 70's...now , here is the shit...not a fucking person in the universe saw that coming...but once it did...everyone had an explanation...like they knew it all along .

question...why is it so difficult for the human species to just say..."i haven't got a fucking clue "...another question...do you know how many doors of untapped knowledge this kind of humility would lead to ???

...i'm just saying !!! 

the mighty geese...

getting everything you ever wanted...

when you come to the place in life where you , essentially , want nothing...that means...by definition...you have everything you ever wanted...and that , my friend...makes you blessed beyond all all reasonable expectation .

i could be wrong...

i could be wrong...but from my limited perspective...paul mccartney was a far more holy man than moses .

sheep and goats...

in terms of "christianity"...one of the few emphasis that mainline denominations...(or as we like to refer to them as..."thing-a-ma-jigs")...has had in the last 30 years...is something that is referred to as..."church unity"...in other words...unite everyone under one flag...much the same way hitler did...and see what comes out of it .

here is the shit , however : not only did jesus discourage evangelism..."if you won't give up all...then piss off "...(roughly translated)...but , in terms of "church unity"...he was into separating "sheep and goats"...not bringing them together . 

...and here is the other shit : one person who cannot be trusted can fuck up an entire community...relationship is built upon trust...transparency...and tenderness...roughly translated...one mother-fucking wolf...and it is all over .

church unity , my ass...there is only two reasons for such militant behavior...to make money...or you have given up on the idea of the healing process of the DIVINE !!!

the door...

never believe the hype they say about you...and i will tell you why...that fucking door they shovel all that flattery in...well...it has a tendency of staying open for a long period of time...and guess what happens during this long period of time ??? the very same people who shoveled in all that flattery...are now shoveling in pure , unadulterated horseshit and baking soda...TRUST ME...the door that stays closed...is a closed door indeed .   

sex and the mysterious ways of god...

a woman reaches her sexual peak when she is about 35...a man...when he is a 15 year old boy...SO WHAT IN THE FUCK ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS ??? LIKE , MAYBE...GOD DID THIS JUST TO CONFUSE US ??? you know , like the dinosaurs and the catholic church and shit like that...
...WAIT A MINUTE...IT IS ALL CLEAR TO ME NOW !!!  15 YEAR OLD BOYS ARE SUPPOSED TO FUCK DINOSAURS...as for the 35 year old women...they're supposed to watch...as for the rest of us...we sit around the campfire and develop new technology...so we can go into outer-space and find a shit load of creatures to screw,,,you know...like captain kirk and those kind of guys . 

your life...naked ???

the greatest book of learning and understanding that you will ever possess...is your own personal history...not only is it as real as life can possibly get...it is tailor made to incorporate your own personal experiences...your own personal tragedies...and your own personal triumphs...IN A NUTSHELL...YOUR LIFE IS GOD'S MESSAGE TO YOUR  HEART...SOUL...MIND...SPIRIT...SEXUALITY...AND EVERYTHING...problem is...it takes humility and meekness to be able to read the fucker...which , of course...eliminates a whole lot of people...like...almost all of them .    

sex

the path to good sex....is sticking your penis in a dark and moist place !!! what dark and moist place...is your fucking business .

having a shit on top of another's head...

my father would say that people with brown hair looked like someone had a crap on top of their head...i would laugh at this...until one day...it dawned to me...i , myself , had brown hair on my head...after that...i just didn't laugh so hard .

(my hair changed color and is black now...but it still isn't as funny as it used to be ) . 

an ode to an asshole

i don't know how you live with yourself...and i sure as fuck don't know how you are going to die with yourself...amen .

why god created the world

a few times a day...across this wonderful planet...a few acts of genuine love take place...and this is why god created us...to witness the purity and wonder of life...whenever and where ever it happens...everything else is just here to perpetuate the motion...and allow these transcending things to take place .

no christmas presents...

willie nelson..."stardust"

we are now living in a world where we can actually enter a mainstream music store and not be able to find a copy of willie nelson's legendary STARDUST album...now , my fucking suspicion is that  i could find a copy in the bawls of jupiter...or , even have a few too many rum and cokes and pull one out of a mother fucking ass end of a black hole...POINT BEING...what kind of place is this becoming ???

prostitution...

the thing about prostitution is that it is such an honest way of communicating...that is to say , prostitution lets the cat out of the bag...or , in this case , pussy.

happening...

almost everything that happens...is simply there to perpetuate and drive what is real...and make it happen .

talking turns...

i asked this young fellow why he would not shut up and allow someone else to talk for a change...he went on for four hours about it .

then there was the phone conversation i had once...i went away to have a shit...came back 10 minutes later...and there he was...still talking...he never new that i was gone .  

feeding the poor

strange...but the vast majority of ''christians"  in the southern u.s.a. are against feeding and aid for the poor.."WHAT IS STRANGE ABOUT THIS ??? " YOU SAY...simple...feeding and helping the poor...is one of the few things jesus ever talked about .

geese and shit

one goose says to the other : "what do you mean , everyone in this world shits ??? i thought me and mom were the only ones" .

the mist...oct. 19 2013

most people are reasonable and fine...until IT happens...IT being that  catastrophic moment that compels people to either rise to the occasion...or sink like a stone .

DYNAMICS :

1-we gravitate toward comfort
2-comfort and security allow us to behave a certain way 
3-we pretend this is who we are
4-others buy it...they want their bull shit to be bought too...exchange
5-something changes...comfort is removed
6-truth rears its ugly head
7-life is revealed 

in loving another....it is natural for things to get real...thing is...the absence of love makes things real too...point...something will lead you into all truth...your love...or your sin...your choice .

before you judge...

before you judge...remember...it is not up to you to determine how amazing someones life should...or should not be !!!

the fact of the matter

the fact of the matter is that if we removed all the bullshit in this world at once...the entire economy would fall apart...i mean , for example...how many investments would go " tits up" if the truth were known about their integrity and such ???

POINT...PERSONALLY AND GLOBALLY...BULLSHIT IS TO BE DEALT WITH SLOWLY AND WITH GREAT CARE .  

be lazy...

be lazy...don't take the time and energy to believe all that bullshit that we are supposed to believe !!!

dragging my nuts...

what god wants...god gets

there are three types of people :  1-those who have what others want...they are pursued...2-those who don't have what others want...they are ignored...3-and those who have what others want but won't give it away...they are in trouble .

LOVE IS LETTING GO...

more on the universe...

the universe goes on forever...much in the same way your imagination goes on forever...we keep the illusion of limitations to make us feel safe...BUT JUST YOU WAIT...IF WE DO SURVIVE...and i doubt it...THEY WILL DISCOVER THAT UNIVERSE'S  CLUSTER  TOGETHER MUCH IN THE SAME WAY GALAXIES DO...and...of course...they will , once again , conclude that that is it...the end of it all .

 

what is sin

simple...god created everything to work together...like a well oiled machine...like water flowing down a river..."then came the white man"...in the words of that wonderful 70's canadian rock band..."the stampeders"...and along with every other race , creed and religion...managed to fuck it all up...ROUGHLY TRANSLATED...SIN IS WHEN WE GO AGAINST THE NATURE OF THINGS...SIN IS WHEN WE DO NOT FORFEIT OUR WILL TO THE WILL OF LOVE...no ,  it is not screwing , masturbating or even betting on your favorite toad at the local toad hopping contest...SIN IS MAKING OUR OWN AGENDA HAPPEN...WHEN SOMETHING FAR GREATER SUPPOSED TO TAKE PLACE .

EITHER LOVE CONTROLS...OR WE CONTROL . 

the good fight

if you don't have to fight for your love...that probably means there is nothing to fight for .

slug poetry

going insane

going insane
does not necessarily mean you will or will not
fit into society
other factors determine that
you know , like money
and being a good liar
fucking the wives of people
in high places 
shit like that
what going insane does mean however
is that you get to keep your foreskin
unless it is already gone 

bad

it is not that people would gladly "covet thy neighbors wife"...screw her into the grave and feel like they just discovered a cure for cancer....it is not that cheating a fellow employee out of a position by lying to the boss about every fucking last detail is seen as the best idea since mr. sanders discovered his secret recipe...and it is certainly not that bum fucking the secretary is a good idea simply because you are aware of how helpless she is and that her husband is brain dead in room 617 at the local hospital...YES INDEED , IT IS NOT ANY OF THESE THINGS THAT MAKE US A BAD PERSON...BUT WHAT DOES , YOU MAY ASK...SIMPLE...THE LACK OF HUMILITY PEOPLE DISPLAY REGARDING SUCH ACTIVITIES ...PERIOD .    

watch for sharks...

so my girlfriend is set to go skinny dipping with a client of hers...i know this because she tells me so...i get a little bit uptight...she senses it and asks me why...my reply..."isn't there sharks in those waters???"

LOOK , PEOPLE...YOU EITHER TRUST SOMEONE OR YOU DON'T...AMOUNT OF CLOTHES MAKES NO FUCKING DIFFERENCE . 

end of civilization

i don't think that civilization will end in the near future...because , just think about it...it really hasn't begun .

u.f.o.'s

you know why the u.f.o's are here , don't you ??? to make sure we don't develop the technology to get off this fucking planet...moment we do...BAM !!! we fucked , baby...all but the cockroach...the cockatoo...the cockasauras...and the cocky little kid they said would never grow up to be a rat interpretation artist...yet after the apocalypse...is the best in the world .       

hotel

fundamentalist religion...

the only difference between fundamentalist muslem and fundamentalist  christianity religion ??? SAND !!!

the latter days...

in the last days...the dead will rise from the grave...and that's why we need godzilla...to fuck them up .

never believe...

never believe anything is beyond you or anyone is below you .

part two of my "almost got killed in australia" trilogy

So I walked onto the beach , directly in front of a Kamodo Dragon . Thing is , only 50 or so years before , these things were said not to exist . Point being , it really would have been weird being eaten by a non-existent animal .

part one of my "almost got killed in australia" trilogy

nighttime in north australia...i walk down an unlit country road only to find a fan belt a couple of feet from the ditch...i attempt to pick it up but it slithers away...ROUGHLY TRANSLATED...the "fan belt" just happened to be a tia pan...the second most lethal snake on the planet...one bite can kill over 20 civilians...and my hand was about one inch from his slimy cold-blooded body before he finally decided to ignore me and bugger off .

becoming a man...

love sees all things...

life is more of a process of unlearning than learning...teachers are more into false messages than teenagers are into porn...trust your intuition...and your heart... but only after love has enveloped every second of your spiritual being . 

" LOVE SEES ALL THINGS " .

god...with a small "g" .

every time we see something...we impose our understanding upon it...which would not be a bad idea...if our understanding was not centered around the notion that our own personal truth...is god .

it is not how twisted we are...it is the amount of humility that is embraced in the sphere of our fucked-up-ness .

looking for space

if you take the space of others away...you may or may not be fucking up...if you give them all the space in the universe...then , at the very least...when all goes to hell...it had nothing to do with you and your point of view corralling then into the wrong direction ...do the math !!! 

what pisses me off

my father blew his head right off his shoulders in front of his wife...my brother shot a duck and drowned attempting to retrieve it...roughly translated...they both died by use of firearm...AND WHAT PISSES ME OFF ??? ANYONE WHO SEES THIS AS A COINCIDENCE !!!
they both worshiped guns and they both died by guns...cementing an eternal truth...IT ALL COMES AROUND , BABY !!! even if you don't " have eyes to see " .

awakening

a universal spiritual awakening is not getting an infinite # of clones to repeat the same shit at the same time...it is getting " two or more together " to really love , accept and forgive .

"IF ONE PERSON ACTUALLY LOVES YOU...YOU ARE DOING BETTER THAT JUST ABOUT EVERYONE ELSE" .(M . ALI  , paraphrase)    

respond...

it does not matter that your priest or minister is lying to you...that is his job...what matters is how you respond to it .

" DO EVERYTHING IN LOVE ."

scary monsters...sept 21 2013

every evil monster in the history of our planet wanted the same thing...control...fornicators...take comfort...the real issue in terms of pissing god off...has very little if anything to do with you and your crafty little deeds...though maybe not the best idea...the real heavy shit that god wants to deal with is hiding directly behind your sassy and sensual , hot and pussy-filled skirt...POINT...IT IS IN LETTING GO THAT WE FIND LOVE .

marking territory

return to the river

you don't use your brains so things will turn out differently...you use your brains so you will feel at peace with your contribution to the river...the banks of the river...and the direction that the river flows .

fear is a horrible thing

it is not that religion will attack anything that scares it that concerns me...it is that every fucking little thing that you can possibly imagine does scare it...from geese cartoons to dinosaur bones to people who like having their dick sucked...MATTERS NOT WITH THESE FUCKERS...if it does not agree with their dogma...they will retaliate .

AND MY POINT : FEAR IS A HORRIBLE THING . 

the nature of the beast

so we see the world as essentially bad...or essentially good...(god himself only knows how that conclusion is arrived at)...ANYWAY...the truth of the matter is that we keep projecting our own fucked up perceptions and views upon life in a completely inappropriate way...TRUTH BE KNOWN...this entire universe is essentially made to self destruct...and everything is partaking in the process as passionately as it can...a river destroys the earth it flows upon...we destroy our children with weird-o values...DON'T BE SO QUICK TO JUDGE...everything falling apart in this universe is simply the nature of the beast...SOLUTION...easy...find yourself another fucking universe .

" BE IN THIS WORLD BUT NOT OF THIS WORLD ."

blowing up a planet...

the great white shark

did you know that if a great white shark "strikes" less than 40 %...he will stop what he is doing and give himself a little break ??? ROUGHLY TRANSLATED...a great white shark is more capable of understanding the law of diminishing return than most people . 

alive...

you are alive...when all that  is around you...is no longer a series of metaphors for things you never had . 

mind fucked

if you really want to get mind fucked...confuse being tolerated with being loved .

the river

we are all going where we are going...we use our heads and minds to attempt to justify it...pretend it was our idea even...BUT...IN THE FINAL ANALYSIS...the river...the tide...the wind...whatever you choose to refer to it as...carries us along...as we continue to fidget with various objects we find lying on the ground . 

way of the world...

the way of the world...is to control...manipulate...and deceive...THING IS...while all this shit is going down...we are presented with the idea that not a fucking thing is happening...that all is reasonable and such....POINT BEING...whatever you see...dig a couple of feet...and you will quite possibly find the exact opposite twirling around like worms in the head of a decomposing corpse .

YOU WILL KNOW THE TRUTH AND THE TRUTH WILL SET YOU FREE .    

remember...

before you get too hot on yourself...remember...it is neither the brilliant nor the stupid that start wars .

wolf attack...

7 billion religions...september 14 2013

if you were to get every human on the planet drunk enough...once they got on the topic of GOD...you would discover that everyone has their own little religion...formed to compensate for how fucked up they are...yet seldom dealing with the problem...BOTTOM  LINE IS...PEOPLE WILL BELIEVE WHATEVER MAKES THEM COMFORTABLE...AND THEN PROCEED TO DEFEND IT OUT OF CONVENIENCE .

but here is the weird part...as they subscribe to their own little shit fest...they will also continue to believe that the religion of their authorities  is pretty cracker-jack at the same time...LAZINESS ; FEAR ; APATHY ; SELF DOUBT ; AND PARENTAL DISDAIN all help to facilitate this  dynamic .

YET , IN THE FINAL ANALYSIS...GOD IS LOVE .

...never screw an emu .

nobody can fuck you over like the fucked over...and while you are at it...never screw an emu .

the haunting...september 7 2013

i have seen many a ghost...have had about 300 violent encounters with evil spirits...but the real shit is what is within you...PRIDE FUCKS US UP...so we shove our very selves down and away so we don't have to deal with it...end result...we become church...that is to say...instead of dealing with our shit...we hide it behind a bunch of religiosity...embrace the rules thereof...and continue down the road wearing bullshit like it is a 40 pair of silk underwear...SURELY THERE MUST BE MORE TO LIFE THAN THIS ???  

what is real...

we are real...when we love...until then...our reality of being...at best...is the same as a bullfrog's intelligence...THAT IS TO SAY...most of us...give or take a few steps...are barely here .

flarms dictionary

integral...someone who feels the need to make up a really swell bullshit story after they do something horrible .

you decide...

so there i am
meditating on what has more fat
muffins or donuts
soon later
i turn on the tele
and there are these two people
bitching at each other
about the exact same thing
coincidence ???
that is one way to explain it
but some people have such coincidences happen
almost every day
question :
do you really believe something
is not separating these people
from the rest of society ??? 

most of the time...

so we all lose love...sometimes by god's design...sometimes things simply go out of control...one thing for sure however...most of the time...most will never know the difference . 

smoking wolf...

ideas

people's ideas are not what is fucking up everything...it is their ideas...plus religion...that is to say...believing that their dogmas...come directly from the "heart of god"...potentially adds a violence and a passion ...that will allow people to take them where ever in the hell they so desire...ROUGHLY TRANSLATED...there is nothing more perverse than a god made in our image . 

orphans

we are not all equal..."being equal" is a phrase used by the same people who never think an unkind thought toward another...(if people don't piss you off...it probably means you just don't give a fuck)...IF BY " BEING EQUAL"...YOU MEAN WE SHOULD NOT TREAT EACH OTHER LIKE SHIT...YOU HAVE A POINT...but then there is the heart of the matter...that being...the broken and the abused should be given more consideration than those who claim they "see the way"...YES , MERCY SHOULD ALWAYS BE THERE...BUT SOME , BY THEIR VERY NATURE , NEED IT MORE THAN OTHERS .

the river

they say that god is not working among us...that he is silent...left the scene of the crime...YUP...but that is only one perspective...DID YOU EVER LOOK AT IT FROM THIS DIRECTION ??? THERE IS ONLY TWO OR THREE 1000...give or take...THINGS ON THIS PLANET THAT HE ACTUALLY IS COMPLETELY ATTENTIVE TO...AND EACH ONE OF THE FUCKERS WILL BE TAKEN CARE OF FULLY AND COMPLETELY...nothing gets by Yahweh....but unless the log floats down the river...it will not be taken within its grasp .

fast food...

inner-circle...

if everyone cannot fit within the inner-circle of your community...then your community is too large .

connection

what are rituals ??? attempting to form a series of connections...using methods that are anti-connection...FOR EXAMPLE...forcing people to bow and say useless shit at the same time...will in no way strengthen their relationship with each other...POINT BEING...IF OUR PURPOSE DOWN HERE IS TO CONNECT...THEN RELIGION IS DOING NOTHING BUT DESTROYING THIS POSSIBILITY ...and how could this be fruitful ???    

have a nice day !!!