before you contact aliens...WHORE-DONKEYS

before you contact aliens and tell them what a wonderful planet this is..."hey why don't you come down for a visit"...and shit like that...REMEMBER...we are living on a planet that tests nuclear weapons in its ass end then complain about the environment...we are living on a planet where churches demand that poor people produce 23 , 321 children...then despise the parents for not having money to put in the offering plate...AND FINALLY...we are living on a planet where 30 % of all jimi hendrex studio material is out of print...AND NOBODY SEEMS TO GIVE A FLYING FUCK...so invite the little green whore-donkeys...but if they just smile politely...get back in their ships...fly out to the stratosphere then proceed to blow the flying  fuck right out of us...you got nobody to blame but yourself !!!