Friday, December 27, 2013

fuck-a-roo...

the thing about sex that i do not understand...is how...in its purest state...it supposed to be such a giving thing...BEAUTIFUL AND WONDERFUL THIS IS...YES...MEANWHILE YOUR BODY IS KICKING YOU IN THE FUCKING ASS AND DEMANDING THAT YOU TAKE...TAKE ...TAKE...how about this for a compromise...you give her...or him...a box of chocolates before the intercourse begins...let your partner eat as many as they desire...THEN YOU FUCKALEE DUCK DUCK UNTIL THE COWS COME HOME...THEN YOU FUCK THE FUCKING COWS TOO...LET THEM HAVE IT...RIGHT UNTIL YOU MAKE SOME CHEESE !!! 

...and that , my dear friends...is the road to healthy loving sex .

p . s.

i am kidding..seriously...there is nothing more beautiful than putting another first...sexually or otherwise .

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