there she was...the princess...riding down the street...waving at all us peasants...so i did what any young man would do...(and by any...i mean none )...i held my dog up to her open window...and she began to lick her face...( that is...my dog licked the face of the princess...not the other way around)...she smiled...and the car was on its way*.
*if you are thinking that i should have gotten my head blown off by her buddies...you , my dear friend...are simply revealing your age...that is to say...there was a time when people were civilized...terriers were considered to be not a threat to international security...and blow jobs were considered to be sexual in nature...these days have long since past .
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