ug he was a caveman
who wanted to get with chicks
he was soft kind and gentle
he knew some magic tricks
he found his inner child
he even watched dr. phil-do
but all the girls ignored him
they thought he was a dil-do
ug's club wasn't big enough
what about those dinosaurs
ug's dick wasn't long enough
said all those little whores
while ug was busy saying grace
all those pricks would take his place
ug was into tenderness
and that made ug an idiot i guess
a million years have come and gone
ug was eaten by a tyrannosaurus
a boy named doug in his family line
grew up to be a florist
he was good soft and gentle
he was loving just like christ
but when all the boys were out getting tail
he was home watching miami vice
doug's bank account wasn't big enough
"what about my home in southern france???"
doug's car was ten years old
"he will never get in my pants"
doug was a kind and giving man
but his dick stayed in his own hand
doug was into tenderness
and that made him an idiot i guess
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