barky mc ruff-ruff and the cold hearted cobra

once upon a time...there was a dog named barky mc ruff-ruff...one day barky went for a walk and came upon a bull terrier by the name of oreo...now the thing about a bull terrier...is that they can actually bite through a parking meter...but that did not concern barky one little bit...mainly because he does not drive a car...anyway...barky continued his journey and eventually stumbled upon a cold hearted cobra...the end...that is it...nothing more...oh , yes...just one thing...the reason why barky was not concerned about  any of this...is simple...he lived a wonderful life...and a life well lived...is a life full of peace...no matter what may come...so the next time you run across a cold hearted cobra...feed it some peanuts...take it to a movie...just ask yourself one little question...what would barky do???