barky mc ruff-ruff and kevin

one day...barky mc ruff-ruff went for a walk and came across kevin...you know??? kevin...of kevins fried chicken...the chicken baron kevin...so kevin says to barky..."wanna piece of chicken???"...immediately barky has a flashback to his puppy-hood...eating a bucket of that stuff...and proceeding to spend the next two solid days on the toilet...(and the days , my friend...were the only things that were solid)...so barky says..."no thank you"...and went on his way...and that is all that happened...noting else...zero...oh , yes...i just have to add something here however...your memories are who you are...and it is a sad puppy who has to reflect on a life time of regrets...you know...selfish acts...and things like that...so live every moment in love...me gotta go .