barky mc ruff-ruff and the three headed monster

one day barky went for a walk by the ocean...and suddenly...out of the water...appeared a three headed monster...he was about 60 yards high...covered in scales...and had really sharp , pointy teeth...so barky did the only thing he could do...he pulled out a chocolate bar...swiss , of course...took a bite...and proclaimed..."this is one good fucking chocolate bar"...and that is about all that happened...nothing else...oh , but one thing i should point out here , however...sometimes in life...you simply cannot change your circumstances...and in those moments of no control...so take control of yourself...enjoy your chocolate bar...maybe your chocolate bar is a good book...maybe your chocolate bar is sitting under your favorite tree...maybe your chocolate bar is an actual chocolate bar...regardless...whatever life throws at you...cease the moment...me gotta go .