masturbation in the tropics

there was one thing about life in australia that i did not appreciate...that is...come night time...if you were to have some private intimacy with yourself...after the "onanism" is completed...you would have to take the toilet paper and immediately flush it down the toilet...and here is why...ants...billions of fucking ants would flock to it like a zombi to brains...now you may think this only a minor convenience...but not when you are in bible college...those mother fuckers would throw you out for such behavior...(you know why i was a fundamentalist christian??? they would emotionally abuse me just like my father)...anyway...funny how people can react differently to sperm under a bed...some people would ignore it and the ants...some would think it funny...some would use it as an opportunity to murder ants...and then there are the self righteous little pricks that would use it as an opportunity to throw your ass out of bible college...point...it is not so much what happens to us in life...but our reaction to it...luv stu...p.s...i was never really a fundamentalist...i just happened to keep interesting company...luv stu