the car

so a friend of a friend of mine is reading the newspaper...it says..."brand new b.m.w. for sale...50 dollars"...he gets in his car and drives to his destination with 50 dollars in hand...no...it was not a misprint...50 fucking dollars for a brand new b.m.w...before he leaves he just had to ask her the obvious..."lady...why in hell are you selling this car for 50 dollars???" her reply was as follows..." recently my husband died...and at the reading of his will i was to discover that he had a mistress...anyway...the cocksucker requested in the will...that i was to sell the car and give half to her"...true story...luv stu